💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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I grabbed this earlier. But now it looks like his insta is private—guess he read the thread and his feels were hurt? Or he got so tired of no likes or comments on his posts that he decided to just scream into the void.

ETA: nvm. It’s all the same stuff as his Twitter and FB.

Did he delete the thing about command hallucinations, or am I imagining things?

 

[Mushroom Soup]

Lucas unblock your IG, there are plenty of young women here who were watching it!

 

[Rescuetoast]

I’m almost kinda wondering if he’s straight up hallucinating people/conversations now, because a lot of these recent encounters sound like behavior Lucas thinks is normal, not like how actual people behave.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

I’m almost kinda wondering if he’s straight up hallucinating people/conversations now, because a lot of these recent encounters sound like behavior Lucas thinks is normal, not like how actual people behave.

I'm 100% certain he's not taking his meds and hearing hallucinations.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I'm 100% certain he's not taking his meds and hearing hallucinations.

Oh I’m sure he’s having auditory hallucinations, I’m just wondering if it’s also visual hallucinations or how much of this he actually believes is happening. It’d be interesting to know if he’s just making shit up or if he genuinely thinks it’s real.

 

[Telomayonnaise]

Could Lucas even purchase a gun? Financial issues aside would he pass a background check?

Without delving into the semantics of the matter in full legal print; short answer is no, but because of his stay in the psych ward, not his condition or being on tardbux.

 

[Twrx]

Could Lucas even purchase a gun? Financial issues aside would he pass a background check?

I know Lucas has been arrested and done some time in county for domestic violence. If he was convicted of domestic violence at any level (misdemeanor to felony) he wouldn't be able to own firearms due to the lautenburg amendment.

Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lucas unblock your IG, there are plenty of young women here who were watching it!

Srsly, we’re probably the only young women paying attention to this man.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Every day I'm getting more and more convinced that Lucas is going to either rope himself or shoot up a mall (or any place he thinks young girls congregate). Probably the latter followed by the former.

Or the former followed by the latter and it’s Zombie Lucas.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

Could Lucas even purchase a gun? Financial issues aside would he pass a background check?

"I've had it! If I can't become a cute older daddy (dot weebly dot com) then I will make sure no one else can! Wait he wants me to pay how much for a gun? Does he realize how many blocks of cheese and bottles of Newman's Own dressing I can get for that?"

 

[Da Dude123]

Someone posted this as a comment on Lucas's Twitter page.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

I want Lucas to make a shirt that says 'Ask me about my Telomeres'

 

[Rescuetoast]

I want Lucas to make a shirt that says 'Ask me about my Telomeres'

weirdly it’s been done

 

[Mushroom Soup]

weirdly it’s been done
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Ehh... I think my version is more catchy

 

[Particle Bored]

weirdly it’s been done
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Such a great shirt with the mental health promo.

"Did you know that in 1953, scientists at Area 51 transplanted the colon of an Alpha Centaurian extra terrestrial into the body of a hybrid porcine-hydrangia, which now lives in my pantry and feeds off of discarded copies of Golfers' Weekly? It also does my taxes.

Mental Health Awareness Month, 2017"

 

[Rescuetoast]

I like that he felt like it was important to put the location of the university in tiny print after the fact?

 

[Rogowski]

He also misspelled Evanston, Illinois

 

[AbraCadaver]

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“ASK ME ABOUT YOUR VAGINA” seems more fitting.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

He also misspelled Evanston, Illinois

Give him a break. He also misspelled “Did you know that I’m a crazy pedophile who is guaranteed to kill you with my cheese farts?”

 

[Damn Near]

Serious question, asking since I'm new to this guy and the thread is huge: has this man had consensual sex in the past?