💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas’s latest campaign against hot dogs. Is he intimidated by their phallic girth?

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Lucas goes on about capitalism, corporations are greedy, yet there he is the slimy greedy hypocrite lying through his teeth in his game "reviews" to try make money through the sale of his crap games. He's also starving, but he goes out for mexican food at Atilano's, and sushi at the Wave, etc., and buys an expensive drink at the bar so he can sit there eye raping the girls.

Old Pedo Daddy is hiding his insanity. He made his twitter private.
 
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“If Michelle Tanner from Full House was my daughter and she called me "Dude" or "Buddy" or "Pal" or anything that wasn't "Dad" or "Pop" or "Father" or anything like that...” 743D62D8-859A-4B73-AFCA-A05A4B4C9F7B.jpeg
 
I mean, he does have a point about hot dogs and bologna. Hot dogs are just mini bologna loafs, change my mind.

I don't know what made him think about Full House in current year, but good god, he managed to say the creepiest fucking thing about it.
 
I got a kick out of this, knowing what Lucas thinks about religion. On the south wall of Pioneer Pathway House, facing 3rd ave. there is painted a huge mural called King of Glory. It is based on the bible, Revelation Chapter 19, starting with verse 11. Revelation 19:11+ deals with the second coming of Jesus and he's going to separate the good from the bad, wage war on evil. Struck me rather fitting, considering the unsavory character Lucas is.

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Telo Miriam dijo:
“If Michelle Tanner from Full House was my daughter and she called me "Dude" or "Buddy" or "Pal" or anything that wasn't "Dad" or "Pop" or "Father" or anything like that...” Ver archivo adjunto 936609
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He'd turn her around, shove her against a wall. . .and then what? Creepy, dude, creepy.
 
AnOminous dijo:
He'd turn her around, shove her against a wall. . .and then what? Creepy, dude, creepy.
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The kindest interpretation i can think of is, he simply meant this as the old-fashioned "Go stand in the corner/ sit in time-out" punishment. But even so, the fact that he'd suggest punishing a toddler for something like THAT further shows how clueless he is regarding kids and what to reasonably expect of them.

Every once in awhile you'll see a horrifying news story about someone beating a baby to death, and that person always gives some "excuse" like "I beat this three-month-old because he wouldn't stop crying" or "I beat this six-month-old as punishment for wetting the bed" or something. If Lucas ever did have a baby -- or even if he were left to babysit one for an afternoon -- if the kid did anything other than sleep quietly throughout the whole time, I can DEFINITELY see Lucas doing something like that.

There was a post here (I can't recall if it's a recent post, or an old one I only read recently) something about, someone told Lucas what a typical night with a baby is like -- kid's crying, you need to tend to the baby AND get dinner on the table AND maybe you didn't sleep well last night because the kid kept you awake --Lucas' response was that only "trailer trash" families have such problems.
 
Onomatopoeicpun dijo:
Lucas: WTF I don't act entitled what do you mean.
Also Lucas: I am literally owed a teenage sex slave/baby factory for being alive. Ver archivo adjunto 937111

Sidenote, Lucas has a total Josef Fritzl vibe, but like, a really lazy Fritzl.
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It's a good thing being an actual Fritzl takes a serious amount of effort, as in actually building a secret sex dungeon effort. Plenty of incels would have such a thing if just wanting one were all you had to do to get one.
 
Da Dude123 dijo:
Lucas has managed to get almost all reviews besides his off Gamecrafters website. In his autistic mind he sees no issue with putting a link to his website on his Gamecrafter profile. He claims to have sold two copies of Meeple toss.
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He's counting the game he sent to his mother, and the 1 game that was sold. Sold to Kayla, the one that was calling him "daddy" and he "baby girl". The one he said was a kiwi. Looks like she bought it to set the foundation to troll him, so of course she would say she liked it.

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mothman96 dijo:
The recent comment, was this to mean they recently bought the game? If not did the person mention when they bought the game. Months back. Last fall?
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No, he bought it a couple weeks ago and seems to have rekindled Lucas’ interest in board games- probably because he made nearly enough money off it to buy one drink at a bar or a pack of cigarettes and a soda ($16).
 
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