💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

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I get the feeling all this "I didn't take the test, I'm on the bus already" shit is Lucas looking for attention. He didn't get the day wrong. I'm not going to believe he's quitting until it actually happens.

He wasn't doing well in Biology. Has he said anything about that class?

 

[Da Dude123]

I don't be think he is lying about most likely getting a bad grade. I think he will if he takes the test. Instead of studying, he will be playing Big Cats or Dank alone.

I get the feeling all this "I didn't take the test, I'm on the bus already" shit is Lucas looking for attention. He didn't get the day wrong. I'm not going to believe he's quitting until it actually happens.

He wasn't doing well in Biology. Has he said anything about that class?

 

[mothman96]

I don't be think he is lying about most likely getting a bad grade. I think he will if he takes the test. Instead of studying, he will be playing Big Cats or Dank alone.

Even if he fails the class, as long as he doesn't get suspended, I'm not sure if he is willing to give up going to college where he can salivate over 16 yr olds and young women. One might say that to his delight, the girls are held captive to his ogling when they are sitting in the same class with him.

Edit to add:
I still say something fishy went on with Lucas making the honor roll. He failed remedial Algebra I in the fall quarter. Re-took the class in the winter quarter and made a high enough grade to make the honor roll, and now is failing the second part remedial Algebra II.

2nd edit:
Lucas said he wasn't taking the exam and was already on the bus home. Comes back with getting the day wrong, he thought today was Friday. So he didn't skip the exam for the exam is for Friday.
I checked the SCC class schedule and there are two --Math 92 Elementary Algebra II classes offered for the Spring quarter. One is an online class, which he is not taking. The other class is Monday through Friday from 8:30 am to 9:20 am. So at what time was he on the bus heading home, and not showing up for the exam he "thought" was today.

 

[Bassomatic]

What a loser. I can't decide who's the bigger fuck-up, him or Russell Greer. Their combined stupidity and incompetence is staggering.

edited because I'm such a loser I spelled it looser. LOL.

I'd say Lucas, Rusty finished college, has had a job and if you were to pass him by on a street or water cooler could at least be mistaken for normal.
Lucas, is more mentally ill, but he's also claimed to have raped a girl, we know he's literally tried, he's hit a woman, he's got a record, also unlike Greer Lucas has at least an upper middle class support system in his family, that he literally burnt away (in setting a car on fire) because they said see a shrink and he went on his fucking insane pedophile rape quest ending up homeless. Lucas had an option to have neet life, just don't have schizo break downs because you take your meds and see a shrink, dude coulda been in rural WA chilling, grilling, NEETing it up. But stuffing his non working dick into a 3 year old was so important to him he ended up homeless, now he's living in a dump for speds and crooks. He's 40 with out his own bathroom. AFIAK Rusty has his own apt and lives alone.

Niether are what we'd call winners or good people, I think Greer might get more flak since he's less insane but aside his actions aren't as dangerous to society, nor disgusting. Also Rusty at least doesn't brag about the poops he took.. so thank god for what little he gives us in the way of shame that Lucas doesn't have.

 

[Da Dude123]

Has Lucas been mooing about not taking his math test or quiting school? Wonder if that was all just for more attention?

Even if he does quit school, he proved most of us wrong. Most of us thought he would not even make it a quarter at school if he even made it to one class. Granted, I am sure his instructors are going easy on him because he is slow, but still he has hung in there.

He has managed not to have gotten kicked out or had a breakdown and not show up anymore. I did not think he would have made it this long. Even though he wears pajama pantaloonies most days, despite claiming to dress to the nines.

 

[mothman96]

Has Lucas been mooing about not taking his math test or quiting school? Wonder if that was all just for more attention?

Even if he does quit school, he proved most of us wrong. Most of us thought he would not even make it a quarter at school if he even made it to one class. Granted, I am sure his instructors are going easy on him because he is slow, but still he has hung in there.

He has managed not to have gotten kicked out or had a breakdown and not show up anymore. I did not think he would have made it this long. Even though he wears pajama pantaloonies most days, despite claiming to dress to the nines.

I don't give credit to Lucas staying in college. He knows full well if he goes "full Lucas" on campus it would not go well for him. He wants to be in the midst of all the girls, and sitting in class with them. As far as his classes, having teachers that go easy on him just shows that he can't pass a class on his own merit. Money down the drain when it comes to Lucas.

 

[Rogowski]

Has Lucas been mooing about not taking his math test or quiting school?

 

[Bassomatic]

Only in Lucas is mind is this a sound plan.

We know he reads here because he has lots of free time and has a ego larger than his waist. He has been told before how to best do college, in passing advice (us pointing out his errors) and he's still doing the worst possible way.

He's not worried about the class he's failing, but focused on other class he needs, because he's dumb as a rock he's not able to think the math will come back. There may be issues from failing this etc. He wants something but doesn't feel the need to put effort into building a game plan for it. Nor does he have the sanity for such.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Let's be honest. Lucas really didn't want to go to school to actually get an education. He's there for the easier access to young poon. Instead of walking around to find young ladies to prey on, he's now guaranteed entry to a place where a lot of them go to regularly. His whining about his grades is probably more because he risks getting kicked off his program (not sure about this, though, just a guess), and is a huge problem for him if he does get kicked because he still hasn't scored any young poon so far.

 

[Dread First]

Let's be honest. Lucas really didn't want to go to school to actually get an education. He's there for the easier access to young poon. Instead of walking around to find young ladies to prey on, he's now guaranteed entry to a place where a lot of them go to regularly. His whining about his grades is probably more because he risks getting kicked off his program (not sure about this, though, just a guess), and is a huge problem for him if he does get kicked because he still hasn't scored any young poon so far.

Well that and in certain cases, your aid gets stripped from you if you fall below a certain retention standard. If I'm not mistaken, you need to maintain a C average to keep your Pell grants up.

EDIT: Also, in the words of the wise Tyler Okonma: "Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Failing Math Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Solve For X Like Nigga Just Use PEMDAS Haha"

 

[mothman96]

Well that and in certain cases, your aid gets stripped from you if you fall below a certain retention standard. If I'm not mistaken, you need to maintain a C average to keep your Pell grants up.

EDIT: Also, in the words of the wise Tyler Okonma: "Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Failing Math Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Solve For X Like Nigga Just Use PEMDAS Haha"

Thinking about it, I wouldn't doubt his teachers gave him the high grades to help him not get booted from financial aid.

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah, he definitely likes all the girls he can ogle, but on top of that, he probably has more money. I bet you anything Lucas is taking out student loans on top of whatever Pell Grants and free money he is getting. He honestly is probably taking out the max amount of student aid he can.

On top of his tardbux, he now has extra cash to give to Gamecrafter to create soon to be classics such as "Meeple Toss" and "Cafeteria Uprising". I think if you're a full time student they sometimes will pull food stamps, but for those on disability that may not be the case. Not sure Lucas is even full time technically?

Of course, Lucas will never ever pay back his student loans and the thing is, he will get away with that. Tardbux can't be garnished, so the Department of Education will have no way to get the money back. Can't see Lucas ever getting a job, so no wages or taxes to garnish.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

i miss old Lucas. This new shit is boring. He should leave some exquisite snack packs, or cheese platters, with a note telling the ladies he’s down to mingle.

 

[Dread First]

i miss old Lucas. This new shit is boring. He should leave some exquisite snack packs, or cheese platters, with a note telling the ladies he’s down to mingle.

Honestly, I feel the same way but at the same time... maybe it's better that he ain't a mangy vagrant that leaves mouldy attraction signs everywhere in Spokane anymore. Like yeah, on the one hand it was fucking hilarious watching him chimp about greybeards but then again... he's an unhinged schizophrenic that at this point in time, is at least being monitored and ISN'T harassing poor women at Starbucks, Red Robin, gourmet pizzerias, among other such places.

Kinda like Nick Bate: fucking horrorcow and I'm 100% glad he's getting sodomised in prison. Still... kinda do miss the pedopoop jokes.

 

[Da Dude123]

I miss his videos where he would invite girls in Spokane between the ages of 16-24, a chance to go to dinner with him at Red Robbins for gourmet burgers and all you can eat fries! Red Robin, yum!

Lucas eats at all the best restaurants. Those Gen Z girls are missing out!

i miss old Lucas. This new shit is boring. He should leave some exquisite snack packs, or cheese platters, with a note telling the ladies he’s down to mingle.

 

[moiras_here]

A) That Kayla commenter is literally vile and I put a curse on her family for spurring this post to be made. I don't think she's even a catfish, she's too ugly.
B) Werner likes to be called Woman? As well as Daddy?

 

[The Great Chandler]

What a dumbass! Some chick offered him to tutor. Whatever tiny chance he has left, he would've gotten the sex he wanted if he were more subtle about it. Plus, no one likes a crybaby loser.

 

[mothman96]

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A) That Kayla commenter is literally vile and I put a curse on her family for spurring this post to be made. I don't think she's even a catfish, she's too ugly.
B) Werner likes to be called Woman? As well as Daddy?

He's just showing himself for the incestuous pedo he is. The type that gets a boner hearing a little girl call her father -- daddy.
Yea, agree with that Kayla chick being literally vile, feeding the incestous pedo's appetite.

What a dumbass! Some chick offered him to tutor. Whatever tiny chance he has left, he would've gotten the sex he wanted if he were more subtle about it. Plus, no one likes a crybaby loser.

The dumbass is the chick that offered to tutor the pedo. He deserves to crash and burn in college. What he really needs is to be permanently fixed so there is no chance of him ever fathering a daughter. Not that any girl with a functioning brain would ever want to fuck him and have his children.

 

[Bassomatic]

That makes no sense. God damn, Lucas is aside everything dumb. Never forget that he's a big old dummy dumb dumb dum.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

This whole college saga can be boiled down to Lucas being kept in a daycare for speds on the taxpayers dime. He's not really getting anything out of it, and he is especially not getting any teenage tang.

It's more pathetic than OPL's attraction sign sagas.