The apple pie tradition is actually descended from mince pie, a mainstay of early american cuisine consisting of minced meat and sometimes apples, alongside various spices. Not unlike a tourtierre. I'm guessing the cheese was more at home on the mince pie, but kept as a topping once apple pie took over.
Yeah cheese on apple pie is a thing, albeit an odd one. The fact that Lucas eats apple pie like that further solidifies in my head that one if not both of his parents must hail from the Midwest originally, which I’ve always assumed given the fact that Lucas has spent his whole life in Washington state but talks like a Midwesterner — you can really hear it when he says words like “bag” or “MAGA”, he says “beg” and “mega”. He also had a video at some point where he was mooing about people calling him names and he said not to “even call him Hoosier or dork” lol and I thought it was interesting that he would include Hoosier in that because 1) that’s not even really an insult, and 2) he doesn’t live somewhere where it would make sense to randomly call someone a Hoosier.
That would explain why he uses terms like that and pronounces some things weirdly. Though the apple pie thing is still the usual lucas level bizarre seeing as he's talking about how it reminds him of apple pie, while flat out saying the pop tart was cherry flavored. We know how weird his taste buds are so maybe its not that unexpected
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Lucas is so hilariously fortunate. He'd be dead, incarcerated, or permanently confined to the puzzle factory if he were in just about any other geographic location, or born during any other era of human history. Hell, there's a good chance Myrna's smart lil' baby boy would be dead if he were just about anywhere else other than Spokane.
LOL, why does he have a birthday cake as the background? There's a one trillion percent chance that the singular thought running through his broken brain when he posted that was "I'm going to sell these cards to buy cake."
So the "friend" with these cards almost certainly lives at the same house, right. Especially considering there's no evidence Lucas has even left that house in the 7 months he's been there.
Yeah the more he talks about it the more it sounds like he is doing this behind the guys back and intends to steal them if he gets an offer. After all why would this guy be interested in giving lucas anything from the sale when its like $5? It also explains why he didn't know anything about the packs and said he would t ry to arrange a picture, which comes off as him attempting to get a pic without the guy knowing. He definitely fits his history and MO that he would steal something to sell it and act like he doesn't know what happened. He knows everybody thinks he's an idiot and plays up to that when he thinks it will benefit him to do so
Let's also remember that as per Lucas' former roommate Cyril, Lucas used to lie about having Beanie Babies and basically sold the, non-existent, toys and then basically just tried to run off with the money. Not sure if that's the same scam now, or he has his gross hands on the cards some other way, or he's trying to scam the person at the house who really does have the cards.
Who needs dairy farms when you can just buy cheese in the grocery store?
Selling stuff that doesn't belong to him.
What I love about genuinely stupid people is that they can't comprehend that they're stupid.
What I'd give to watch Lucas get caught one of the thousands of times he's done stupid shit like this. It'd be an almost unbearable combination of engaging and hilarious because of how awful of a liar he is since he's basically a child. The ridiculous part is Lucas is the type who lies by leaning into whatever plausible deniability exists, but he has no idea how that shit works so there's never any plausible deniability to be had.
"Austerity gospel", I presume, is opposite of prosperity gospel, the great heresy of American capitalism. Meaning that it's just the Gospel? Thanks Lucas.
