💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas is going full schizo again. Now he claims geometry itself dictates reproduction and follows it up with pure gibberish
 
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Lucas is big mad about musk being as rich as he is today and tries to lecture a guy who points out obsessing over him like this isn't healthy. Lucas gets stupider every time he opens his mouth
“Capitalism [and thus people who have benefitted from it like Musk] EXPLOIT THE WORKER SO OF COURSE I’M MAD” uh… Why, PukeAss? You’ve shown countless times that you could not give less of a fuck about other people or about anything that doesn’t directly affect you. And guess what? “Capitalism exploiting the American worker” doesn’t affect you, because you’re not a worker.
 
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I'm sure this'll work out great, but what happened to Meepocalypse or that other schizofrenic game he was working on recently???
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Care to explain how you came up with these numbers, Dr. Nigga?
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No, Lucas. Women won't tolerate YOU because you're YOU. Also how the hell did she even get inserted into this?
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He could if they'd just believed in him!
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Lucas providing no solution to his own retarded questions.
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Just give him 4 years!
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Oh God. Not this shit again.
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Spokanians, we're gonna need to deploy some boots on the ground for this one.
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This absolutely makes sense in Lucas's mind and is exact how the world works.
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LOL. This is not a great path for Lucas to start fantasizing about whatsoever. It's just going to make him mad that he can't afford the bigoted robotic bar hookers.
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Yeah, Lucas is definitely gonna twist his fractured brain into a knot with this topic.
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Everyone else, heed his call!
 
HackerX dijo:
No, Lucas. Women won't tolerate YOU because you're YOU. Also how the hell did she even get inserted into this?
Exactly. Where the fuck is he getting the idea that women won't tolerate bigoted men? Lucas clearly doesn't know how many women have a strong dislike for non whites. Not to mention the women i've known who hated black men more than anybody have all been black women. People like to joke about black people and niggers but there are plenty of blacks who really do see their community that way and are far more open about it than whites

HackerX dijo:
He could if they'd just believed in him!
Yet again lucas is trying to be manipulative and acts like people aren't aware of him spending years ranting about how rich people should be decapitated french revolution style

HackerX dijo:
Just give him 4 years!
Even a non profit has to create wealth in order to produce funds to operate. If the workers are splitting everything where is the money to keep the business running coming from? Where is their inventory coming from? Where are the taxes to fund his socialist paradise coming from? There is no reason to dissolve a company that is doing just fine either. That would fuck the economy. Dissolve it and then what? Create a new company that does the same thing in its place? Do that with anything involved in food or resource distribution and see how that ends for you lucas

and of course he is still reeing nonsensically about insane 'direct democracies' his precious china would laugh and invade the next day if the government became what lucas wants it to

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Spokanians, we're gonna need to deploy some boots on the ground for this one.
Lucas having a game booth isn't likely to end well for him or anybody at the event. If somebody criticizes his looney board game and calls it out for being retarded he'll chimp out and get his ass thrown out or arrested. Thats assuming he doesn't get banned chris chan style after realizing who he is and why he is really there. Not to mention lucas is expecting the event to be full of women he can totally impress, which it won't be. It'll be middle aged men and little kids which will piss him off. Though the idea of somebody setting up a booth next to his and advertising a game about kiwis and keeping creepy guys away from teen girls is hilarious. It would drive lucas nuts. He'd chimp out and look like a complete psycho going off at some random person claiming they were there to stalk him. The psych ward notes from that one would be quite the interesting read i'm sure

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This absolutely makes sense in Lucas's mind and is exact how the world works.
It says alot about how lucas views dating and women in general that he claims dating and prostitution are the same thing. It also makes it crystal clear that his previous $1000 and $100 for a date with him were in his mind clever attempts to get around the illegal part of trying to buy a whore, while also not realizing such a woman has entirely different intentions from him and from what lucas thinks he would actually be buying

As for this event in august, the only event I can find related to board games in spokane near the beginning of august is this one and its not even close to what he is clearly attempting to imply that it is in that post. Its a swap meet with a few tables set up to play board games. Nobody will play his and nobody will want to trade anything for his schizo board games

and of of course its at his usual creeper spot at the library. You know, the place he's supposed to be banned from for his behavior

Frankly i'm surprised he isn't planning to show up at the kids yoga and meditation class thats mentioned on that page
 
Lucas correlates leftist with not being bigoted, but then he'll call them classist and ageist in the next sentence, so who knows. His entire plan is trying to fuck dumb young leftist girls.
Yeah, it's great. He'll moo how zoomer baes are all unbigoted, atheist socialists until the cows come home, but then complain about how they're still not dating him in the same breath.

If you play pretend for a minute and assume everything he believes about zoomer baes as true, then they only leaves one logical answer. That maybe, just maybe, none of it has to do with zoomer baes not dating Lucas. Where it gets crazy is the solution his broken brain comes to for that one riddle; of which he doesn't. It's like he never registers there's a gap between what he believes is true and what is true. Instead of acknowledging that gsp, he just ignores everything and repeats the same shit he's already repeated 50 million times.

I was recently doing some thinkin' on why "It's not in the cards" fits Lucas so disturbingly well. As much of a retard he is, it's unarguable that he was not dealt a great hand for the game of life. (Ofc, he made his awful hand even worse with his antics, but that's beyond the point.) Now most people with a vaguely similar hand, relatively speaking, eventually come to understand they fact and adjust accordingly. Not Dr. Nigga. He's like a sped playing 5 card draw, who turns over his cards and gets told "You lose." Instead of folding and coming back with a different hand, he just keeps trying to play the same exact, losing hand. Even worse, he doesn't even attempt to reorder the cards or anything like they to make them look vaguely different. He just brings the same exact hand, loses, and does it all over again.
 
If somebody criticizes his looney board game and calls it out for being retarded he'll chimp out and get his ass thrown out or arrested
Boots On The Ground(tm) needs to get all the detail they can on this (if it happens). I'm nowhere close enough to think about it, especially because it's probably just Lucas having a manic episode, but it'd sure be cool to bag one of The Wern's crazy boardgames.

Now to the moral dilemma of giving him money; I think it's fine because he's genuinely too gluttonous to spend it on anything except food.
 
Lucas correlates leftist with not being bigoted, but then he'll call them classist and ageist in the next sentence, so who knows. His entire plan is trying to fuck dumb young leftist girls.
Except he also tries to guilt young Christian girls into dating him via "Jesus says love they neighbor or something so you should date a fat atheist hobo 32 years older than you!"
 
Except he also tries to guilt young Christian girls into dating him via "Jesus says love they neighbor or something so you should date a fat atheist hobo 32 years older than you!"
Lucas badly misinterpreting passages from the Bible, while simultaneously claiming to not believe in God or Jesus, to coerce and manipulate zoomer baes is easily one of the most deranged things his broken brain does. (I use the phrase "claiming to not believe" because he 100% believes, LOL. It's just an artifact of his massive disconnect from reality, where he wants to blame God for everything while also denouncing God as not real. Ofc, Myrna's baby boy has to show everyone how much of a brilliant outsider he is.)

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Not sure if he's threatening to murder people or commit suicide with this one. LOL
 
Lucas badly misinterpreting passages from the Bible, while simultaneously claiming to not believe in God or Jesus, to coerce and manipulate zoomer baes is easily one of the most deranged things his broken brain does. (I use the phrase "claiming to not believe" because he 100% believes, LOL. It's just an artifact of his massive disconnect from reality, where he wants to blame God for everything while also denouncing God as not real. Ofc, Myrna's baby boy has to show everyone how much of a brilliant outsider he is.)

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Not sure if he's threatening to murder people or commit suicide with this one. LOL
Its definitely suicide baiting on his part, he's done it before. But its not a good idea at all to talk like that. Especially given how he's got a history of violence and is actually mentally ill. Thats a great way to end up with the cops showing up at his door to do a wellness check if not get him 72 hours in the laughing academy. Its not like it would be the first time the cops showed up to his door over shit he said online

That said, it absolutely could be taken as a threat toward others. Particularly when taken with his history of screaming about 'bigots' who won't date him and how angry that makes him. Its not a very wise post on his part

and I like how his picture is right ater 'suicidal codependent weakling' in that picture

and he says the whole thing like he actually has a choice in the matter. He's got stage 4 renal failure so his days are already numbered one way or another, especially given the way he eats. But of course he won't ever mention that
 
and he says the whole thing like he actually has a choice in the matter. He's got stage 4 renal failure so his days are already numbered one way or another, especially given the way he eats. But of course he won't ever mention that
I'm legitimately unsure how cognizant Lucas is of his impending doom. Him shoveling down mountains of uber-unhealthy shit is definitely one key indicator, but I don't think he's capable of not doing that when the requisite amount of freedom is alotted to him regardless of the circumstances. What I want to know is what, if anything, Lucas's thoughts are on death in general and especially his death.

He likes to moo and moo and moo about God not existing and his schizofrenic science, but he curiously never keys in on the concept of death beyond his superficial atheist mooing. While I'm all but certain he's included lines about 'we all just get eaten by worms in the ground' in his regular rants, what's his general stance on an afterlife if one were to exist? Obviously not a Christian afterlife, but on the possibility of an afterlife I'm general.

It's one of those amazing things because as much as Lucas goes weedbro by ingesting psychedelics (I know he did in the past, but I highly doubt he's intentionally done anything beyond THC in decades), you'd figure he'd inadvertently stumble into the possibility. The amazing thing is that's exactly how many a psychedelic user (I'm referring to the more 'spiritual' users and excluding stereotypical potheads here) open their eyes to the possibility.

Not to mention that psychedelic users, much like brilliant mathematicians and physicists who were originally atheist/nihilist, tend to conclude there is something beyond what we see. Maybe not the Abrhamaic interpretation of God, but something that says there's a hell of a lot more to it and an invisible connection throughout the universe. (The closest, unifying description would be something along the lines of Buddhism.) Hell of a coincidence, ain't it?

Yet Dr. Nigga, who idolizes the sacred alter of science and stylizes his persona as something of a theoretical physicist and brilliant mathematician whose genius is ignored, will angrily moo all day without remotely approaching that depth. Rly makes u think this Lucas guy might be a ginormous retard...


I temporarily feared that Dr. Nigga was hauled off to the puzzle factory after that Tiktok post since he's been silent on Facebook. Thankfully, he's been on Tiktok so he still roams free!
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LOL. What did he mean by this??? (I think we all know, even though he's purely operating on muscle memory at this point since there's no way his libido has properly functioned in at least a decade.)
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However these inquisitive kinds want to know! Also the TT search algorithm knows what's up.
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LOL. I can't even.
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Oh boy. I'm sure he'll enjoy these comments. It's a shame that no one really knows how to download his bizarre Facebook profile's AI animation because that shit is gold.
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What do we have here? This poor, obviously retarded woman has no idea what she's stumbled onto. Though I get the sense she's the type who enjoys needlessly injecting herself (and her various, very real disabilities) into conversations for the sake of attention.
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Her profile for posterity. She'd probably be cute if she wasn't fat, but I get the sense she's only gonna get fatter (and more unbearable) as time goes on.

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Pulled this from his suicide-baiting post yesterday. Lucas, I think we're all waiting on you getting a girlfriend, bud. Whenever you're ready... Whatever that means (LOL)
 
Her profile for posterity. She'd probably be cute if she wasn't fat, but I get the sense she's only gonna get fatter (and more unbearable) as time goes on.
Very sad looking at her older pics... she really was.

She's the exact type of girl that I say Lucas could realistically get with, though... annoying leftist, crazy cat lady, chronic pain is her entire persona. This one is recently married, though.
 
Happy father's day to all the dads in the thread and an unfriendly reminder to the creep that he will never be a dad and that both his bio and step dad want fuck all to do with him.
 
Happy father's day to all the dads in the thread and an unfriendly reminder to the creep that he will never be a dad and that both his bio and step dad want fuck all to do with him.
Similar to telomeres, Lucas doesn't moo about that topic nearly as much as he used to and no explanation really makes sense because it'd imply change. If there's one thing about Lucas, other than wanting to fist teenage women under a bridge ofc, it's that's he's incapable of change. It's a mystery we'll probably never uncover, but my best guess is he got a localized lobotomy that specifically targeted and removed that subject from his broken brain.

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Lucas is poorly attempting to recharacterize why people follow him.
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Moo moo moo
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I'm sure this'll be comprehensible and coherent in every single way.
 
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I'm sure this'll be comprehensible and coherent in every single way.
I love when this retard compares his schizo scribbles to wildly successful games he’s never played. He could just say “I’m making a fantasy RPG board game with a solo campaign mode” but he’s incapable of describing his ideas except by telling us where he stole them from. Such a creative individual, Lucas is.
 
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