💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Dr. Nigga has been ranting about Elon Musk on Facebook because ofc, but only one post here it wasn't an image.
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Lucas, please point out where these millions are starving around the US? It's certainly not you now, nor when you were roaming the streets of downtown Spokane.


Now for our TT segment!
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LOL. Does he think Elon Musk is responsible for any of those things. (Yes.) Even funnier when you know that Lucas believes leaving random candy around is the equivalent to providing food, medical care, and education.
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Something something zoomer baes should fuck him.
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Something something women would fuck him if they stopped listening to bigots.
"Oligarchcal feminism"
Well that's a new one lol.
 
"Oligarchcal feminism"
Well that's a new one lol.
Yeah and lets not forget lucas keeps trying to convince everybody he is a feminist. I'm sure those kinds of statements will do wonders for that claim

and since lucas now has a steam account its obvious what his favorite steam game will be:

Super Bernie World

EDIT:

I called it:
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I wonder how insane this one will be
 
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There is no such communism lucas. and even if you somehow magically got rid of all money you would still be a mentally ill hobo that nobody wants anything to do with and ends up on the street because you keep fucking up your housing

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Lucas thinks you'd be able to give everybody universal education, universal healthcare and feed the homeless, while generating more money from $10 billion per year. Fucking moron

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He's posting about how musk should be killed now

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and lucas wants to eat the rich too. Particularly musk to threaten the other billionaires into giving him what he wants. His history of trying to control, manipulate and threaten people into giving him what he wants is showing rather nicely here

He should be grateful the parents of spokane haven't shown him the business end of a machete to serve as a warning to the other pedos to keep them from creeping on their teen girls, trying to lure them out of the house secretly, during a lockdown, with promises of drugs, putting out free candy signs and all the other grooming shit he did. See lucas? Others can play that game as well

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Ssays the guy who doesn't give a shit about education and who only went to college for the free money that he used to gorge himself on expensive food and try to creep on teen girls

He promotes taking money from everybody else to get what he wants but would lose his shit if the government started cutting into his tugboat to provide for anybody else. Perhaps they should do that to help support the illegals and see how fast he starts ranting about illegals angrier than any maga voter
 
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There is no such communism lucas. and even if you somehow magically got rid of all money you would still be a mentally ill hobo that nobody wants anything to do with and ends up on the street because you keep fucking up your housing

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Lucas thinks you'd be able to give everybody universal education, universal healthcare and feed the homeless, while generating more money from $10 billion per year. Fucking moron

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He's posting about how musk should be killed now

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and lucas wants to eat the rich too. Particularly musk to threaten the other billionaires into giving him what he wants. His history of trying to control, manipulate and threaten people into giving him what he wants is showing rather nicely here

He should be grateful the parents of spokane haven't shown him the business end of a machete to serve as a warning to the other pedos to keep them from creeping on their teen girls, trying to lure them out of the house secretly, during a lockdown, with promises of drugs, putting out free candy signs and all the other grooming shit he did. See lucas? Others can play that game as well

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Ssays the guy who doesn't give a shit about education and who only went to college for the free money that he used to gorge himself on expensive food and try to creep on teen girls

He promotes taking money from everybody else to get what he wants but would lose his shit if the government started cutting into his tugboat to provide for anybody else. Perhaps they should do that to help support the illegals and see how fast he starts ranting about illegals angrier than any maga voter

At his core, he doesn't hate the wealthy. He hates he isn't super wealthy. He's just a jealous little creep. If he had money, he'd be in the episten files more than anyone else.
 
Lucas, please point out where these millions are starving around the US?
It's Lucas. Lucas is starving.
He starves every day between second breakfast and first lunch.

At his core, he doesn't hate the wealthy. He hates he isn't super wealthy. He's just a jealous little creep. If he had money, he'd be in the episten files more than anyone else.
"Mom, can we have the Epstein Files?"
Mom: "We have Epstein Files at home."
Epstein Files at home: *Starbucks Note*
 
I came across klikitats rumble backup archive of the videos youtube deleted from the youtube archive. There are only a few videos on it but it preserved the famous fight between lucas and dan campbell that youtube nuked off the platform for 'harassment'


and a compilation video of lucas tossing out a shitload of racial slurs, including the famous nigger nigger nigger I need a zoomer bae that he's lucky didn't get him assaulted or worse:


I'm sure that would go over real well in his current fartbox thats run by literal africans
 
At his core, he doesn't hate the wealthy. He hates he isn't super wealthy. He's just a jealous little creep. If he had money, he'd be in the episten files more than anyone else.
This. This is why I just laugh at Lucas' political nonsense and it doesn't bother me. Lucas regularly cycles through various personas he uses to try and attract girls, get money/food/weed/attention/whatever (science guy, political "activist", tortured artist/thinker/writer, radical, German king, board game maker, working man, etc). He doesn't really believe anything beyond what he thinks will benefit him. He's given no additional thought to anything. At times he'll make a fair criticism of capitalism for example, whether its about the system itself or about how the West has chosen to implement it but make no mistake he only cares about how changes might benefit him.
 
This. This is why I just laugh at Lucas' political nonsense and it doesn't bother me.
Dr. Nigga achieved that rare threshold where people across the entire political spectrum just roll their eyes when he moos. His words are meaningless and don't resemble anything remotely approaching their definition. My only real complaint is his political/economical moos are so detached from reality that you can't enjoy them to the same degree as his zoomer bae mooing.

Plus he doesn't (or can't) contextually tether the moos to him, so it's like 'where's the fun in listening to a far, 45 year old, schizofrenic hobos political theory? Whose theory is so definitionally and technically incoherent that the only reason you're able to interpret it is due viewing it in the context of said schizofrenic hobos history. Context he neglects to provide in the limited perspective of his moo.' It's just too much wor, and you can only squeeze out the limited milk so much before it gets stale.
Lucas regularly cycles through various personas he uses to try and attract girls, get money/food/weed/attention/whatever (science guy, political "activist", tortured artist/thinker/writer, radical, German king, board game maker, working man, etc).
A cycle as static and regular as the content itself! Though he hasn't moved about telomeres for a while, and I'm curious why because Lucas changing is sooooo out of character for him. The logical guess is that the decade+ old argument that women should fuck him because of his telomeres, now works against him. Lucas mooed about 45 being the peak age for optimal telomeres forever, and now he's on the wrong end of that number. Hell, that number even magically adjusted to 55 shortly after he turned 45, but he's kinda stopped.

However, this is Lucas we're talking about. Logical thought isn't something he's capable of so who the hell knows the reason.
He doesn't really believe anything beyond what he thinks will benefit him.
That's the real bingo of it all, and what makes Dr. Nigga great. The world, and his broken brain, can only operate how he thinks it operates. Except how he thinks it operates has essentially no correlation to how reality operates.
He's given no additional thought to anything.
The real million dollar question. Can he? It's a baffling concept to think about, but Lucas has shown a absolute inability to do so time and time again. Which ofc begs the ultimate question, just how does his brain even work?
At times he'll make a fair criticism of capitalism for example, whether its about the system itself or about how the West has chosen to implement it but make no mistake he only cares about how changes might benefit him.
I have serious doubts that Lucas is even aware of any point he stumbles upon like a broken clock. He knows how to poorly parrot things, but doesn't understand the valid depth behind any of it.
 
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Lucas thinks he has a gotcha here and only proves he doesn't understand how construction works

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Because of course he would use shitty AI to create a questionably aged teen girl ranting about the cost of food. He also neglects to mention you can make a turkey sandwich for far cheaper. If you don't want to pay expensive restaurant prices don't go to restaurants. Which he shouldn't be doing anyway because he's on a fucking tugboat

Reminder that this is the same guy who had no problem using his money from his college grant to gorge himself on a massive amount of food

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Now do communism lucas. and he sure does like shitting on jews these days doesn't he. Thats not a good look for him, especially considering his history of saying shit about blacks that would have gotten him killed in alot of places
 
This. This is why I just laugh at Lucas' political nonsense and it doesn't bother me. Lucas regularly cycles through various personas he uses to try and attract girls, get money/food/weed/attention/whatever (science guy, political "activist", tortured artist/thinker/writer, radical, German king, board game maker, working man, etc). He doesn't really believe anything beyond what he thinks will benefit him. He's given no additional thought to anything. At times he'll make a fair criticism of capitalism for example, whether its about the system itself or about how the West has chosen to implement it but make no mistake he only cares about how changes might benefit him.
Oh absolutely. Lucas is right about things sometimes, but he is the best example of “even a broken clock is right twice a day”. Whenever he says anything correct or logical, it’s just by chance and because he never shuts up and keeps trying random shit to see what sticks, that he sometimes lands on something legit.

And yeah, we’ve seen a thousand times how he is when he has a modicum of ANYTHING. Every time he has a place to live, he instantly thinks he’s so much better than homeless people and that the homeless are totally to blame for their circumstances, etc. etc. etc. He’s bragged for years about the food he could buy a lady from his government handouts. He 100% doesn’t hate the rich, he hates that he’s NOT the rich like yall were saying. It’s the same thing with God — Lucas is no atheist, he absolutely believes in God but is 1) scared of what that means for him, and 2) is angry that God doesn’t operate like a genie with unlimited wishes who will just give him anything he wants all the time.

Lucas is truly one of the most pathetic human beings I’ve ever had the displeasure to witness.
 
Oh absolutely. Lucas is right about things sometimes, but he is the best example of “even a broken clock is right twice a day”. Whenever he says anything correct or logical, it’s just by chance and because he never shuts up and keeps trying random shit to see what sticks, that he sometimes lands on something legit.

And yeah, we’ve seen a thousand times how he is when he has a modicum of ANYTHING. Every time he has a place to live, he instantly thinks he’s so much better than homeless people and that the homeless are totally to blame for their circumstances, etc. etc. etc. He’s bragged for years about the food he could buy a lady from his government handouts. He 100% doesn’t hate the rich, he hates that he’s NOT the rich like yall were saying. It’s the same thing with God — Lucas is no atheist, he absolutely believes in God but is 1) scared of what that means for him, and 2) is angry that God doesn’t operate like a genie with unlimited wishes who will just give him anything he wants all the time.

Lucas is truly one of the most pathetic human beings I’ve ever had the displeasure to witness.
Indeed, lucas absolutely believes in a god. Probably the christian god, or rather his twisted version of it it that he has created in his mind. People who are legitimate atheists don't rant the way he does about how much he hates said god or try to manipulate people with their belief in said god to get what they want. They don't believe in that god any more than people today believe in jupiter, apollo, odin or ra. When was the last time anybody saw anybody reeeing about how pissed off they were a thor for knocking the power out for a few hours with a thunderstorm and fucking up their date with a tinder match because of it?

Lucas fundamentally misunderstands what gods are even supposed to be and how they're supposed to work. Sure, people believed gods granted various favors but those were pretty general in their scope like providing good weather or a good growing season not 'jupiter get your ass down here and give me a bag of gold!' and they always were expected to provide something in return. Either worship or some kind of offering or sacrifice depending on which gods we're talking about,. None of those gods had a member of their pantheon that promised a girlfriend in exchange for worship or whatever. Though I could see loki sending some psycho BPD pooner to lucas for making such a demand just to fuck with him. Seems like something he'd be inclined to do. and even the christians point out the thing about 'god helps those who help themselves' yet lucas expects to get something first as a prerequisite for any kind of belief of even acknowledgement and deliberately holds that belief hostage until such time as god gives lucas what he wants. Notice he does the exact same thing with people in general - threatening to withhold his friendship from people he doesn't even know and hasn't met until he gets what he wants from them, as if this is a viable threat that people will give a shit about. Lucas legitimately thinks he is just that important, because he's a raging narcissist. As such he never stops to consider how absurd the idea of telling god 'you better prove to me you exist by giving me everything I want otherwise fuck you' actually is. I mean why would any god actually give a shit if some hobo believes in him or not, let alone to the point of proving itself to him? After all, either there is no god, in which case the whole thing makes lucas look like an idiot anyway or there is some kind of god or gods and his actions if anything would be inclined to piss that god off. Its like a retarded version of that 'what does god need with a starship' moment from star trek 5. For somebody who claims to have read and understand the christian bible, you'd think even someone as stupid as lucas would have figured out thats a big risk to take considering the christian god isn't known for being the nicest or most tolerant being in said bible

Its funny really, as lucas has no problem making all kinds of claims about aliens and how they are despite having no evidence of any kind that they actually exist and takes it on faith 'because science' yet reees whenever someone uses the same exact logic to justify religion

You would think lucas would want there to be some kind of god or at least some kind of afterlife given how shitty his life is now cause then he could at least blame his shitty life on said god like he is inclined to do to everybody else for his fuckups and maybe get a chance to keep existing in some form at least. Though lucas being the way he is, he probably does both of those things privately even while reeeing publicly about how everybody else is the idiot for being religious

and myrna posted this:
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I couldn't help thinking this is her subconsciously admitting exactly how she would react it lucas ever showed up knocking on her door one day
 
Another comment on the musk post. How is Lucas helping the homeless? Lucas has done plenty to help the homeless. He spent $3000 of his EBT to buy food for the homeless. He would leave food around Spokane and Olympia, free to take for any homeless baes. And one Thanksgiving evening after leaving a soup kitchen, Lucas gave his Thanksgiving leftovers to a hobo who was sleeping on the sidewalk in Downtown Spokane. This was documented by Lucas on video. Lucas is kind, benevolent, and plenty good.

After giving $3000 away to homeless, he thinks he deserves it, and yes, he is entitled to it. He wants an adult hottie in his lap. Right now, right now, right now, right now!


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Lucas helping the homeless?
Lucas basically is homeless. He's just lucky enough not to have ruined his last fartbox spedhouse. Yet...
This, and (as mentioned in a comment just above) the very second Lucas has an even semi-permanent housing situation he pivots to absolutely shitting on other hobos because he's now better than them....somehow.
 
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