💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

I love he wants to get married on Dad's land, when he's not even welcome to visit. Probably not the smartest place to chose as a venue. I mean I know it's part of his dream of taking it from King Roy and how proud Roy would be seeing Lucas with a girl.

On that note I suspect that the royal elk hunt that lucas expects would happen after the wedding and before the great wedding feast hosted by king roy, goes very much like this in his head:

Just replace bobby with lucas, hank with king roy and the deer with an elk. I wouldn't be surprised if thats accurate right down to lucas expecting the elk to nod to him and acknowledge he's the plenty good heir to the elk kingdom after getting shot

 

[SwiftBucks]

Because getting drunk in public in a restaurant and taking pics of yourself doing it to show off publicly is definitely what a sane and rational person who plans ahead does.

I've never seen more powerful ragman vibes. Talking and laughing to himself, "owning" someone in a one sided argument and drinking bottom shelf liquor in a diner. Why's he single?

 

[Bassomatic]

On that note I suspect that the royal elk hunt that lucas expects would happen after the wedding and before the great wedding feast hosted by king roy, goes very much like this in his head:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v8ma2cJh7ZwJust replace bobby with lucas, hank with king roy and the deer with an elk. I wouldn't be surprised if thats accurate right down to lucas expecting the elk to nod to him and acknowledge he's the plenty good heir to the elk kingdom after getting shot

Remember the Elk are state property, King Roy cant even hunt them on his own land.

I've never seen more powerful ragman vibes. Talking and laughing to himself, "owning" someone in a one sided argument and drinking bottom shelf liquor in a diner. Why's he single?

Because even other hobos hated him . The closest he got was when he lured Isik into his motel 6 with COVID money, he promptly got ripped off and his twink junkie friend left probably over dosed and died. That kid gave me such "gonna die young and forgotten about" vibes. Real street rat.

 

[WonderWino]

Looks like his 'friend' who was playing his game online finally had enough of his looney behavior and changing the rules constantly so that he'd win. Lucas of course plays victim

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Its just more crazy talk from the same guy who thought this was a perfectly rational thing to say publicly:

But remember he's not stupid at all and totally not a schizophrenic

And gay.
Schizo and gay.

Like what other man hears "background commands" telling him to tickle another man's dick?

getting angry over his feet to put too much thought into planning:

His feet must be in really bad shape.

Usually Lucas pretends like things are fine but "pain every day" seems pretty significant.

 

[Twrx]

I'll never not remember he's a fat gross pig, I think the one picture of him holding a guitar (that he doesn't know how to play) he was even fatter, the fattest we've ever seen him.

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

Now he is inventing languages again. Truly a misunderstood genius. It is interesting he’s now immediately pivoting from the board game he’s been balls deep in posting about for a week now. I would love to know the story of what really happened between him and his “friends”.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Oh look, he "invented" Braille.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I love how he admits he has no idea how it will be implemented or anything.

 

[WonderWino]

Considering how fucked his kidneys are thats a real bad idea. Not to mention considering he claims large amounts of caffeine are responsible for his most public and well known chimpout he shouldn't even be allowed anywhere near any energy drinks

This is textbook autism shit and fucked up even by lucas standards

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is back moooing about not having a girlfriend. The reason they are on your page, Lucas, is to laugh at you. You make a spectacle of yourself with your cow antics.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

They ain't real, like the voices

 

[IceQueen]

That's a piece of it, but I'm willing to bet it's mostly the abstractness if it all. The dude is a simple retard and can't wrap his defective brain around it, which makes him angy.

I don’t think it’s either of those things tbh, I think he absolutely believes in God (or some form of a higher power) but is infinitely enraged that God is not a genie who grants his every wish on command. He is 1000% one of those “atheists” who isn’t an atheist at all but is just mad at God lol.

 

[HackerX]

I don’t think it’s either of those things tbh, I think he absolutely believes in God (or some form of a higher power) but is infinitely enraged that God is not a genie who grants his every wish on command. He is 1000% one of those “atheists” who isn’t an atheist at all but is just mad at God lol.

Oh that's definitely true. However, Lucas struggles with everything, but he especially struggles with anything that isn't tangible, quantitative, literal, physical, etc. You already get a good idea of that when he schizofrenically moos about science, politics, or economics, and those things are infinitely less abstract than the concept of God. God infuriates Lucas so much because he can't fit the idea of it into a shape within his defective mind, and that's typically how humans first begin to understand things. (More evidence he's not human.) Well, that, and God infuriates Lucas by not offering him a harem of zoomer baes.

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

You bitched about gas prices 12 hours ago you fuckin dickhead. And we’re back to imaginary girlfriends. The arrogance is crazy lol.

 

[Twrx]

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You bitched about gas prices 12 hours ago you fuckin dickhead. And we’re back to imaginary girlfriends. The arrogance is crazy lol.

You had a girlfriend freak. One, uno, ichi. And you will never have another. Inshallah you end up back on the streets.

 

[WonderWino]

So I was looking through lucas's various sites and I noticed this


Uh oh. It looks like patreon didn't like whatever he was trying get people to pay for on there. Perhaps he tried to do one of his donation scams again or something

and I like how it specifically says its the trust and safety team reviewing his page. It makes lucas sound that much sketchier in his actions and behavior that such groups investigate him for shit he does

Unsurprisingly lucas hasn't said a word about this, as usual, because he knows its not a good look. He sure does have a habit of getting banned from every platform he sets foot on sooner or later. Particularly any platform involving money

Somebody should complain to him saying they were going to subscribe to his patreon and got that page when they tried. Missing out on free money will piss him right off

Also paging @Fatal Walter with this info for his future videos

 

[HackerX]

Ver archivo adjunto 9041167You bitched about gas prices 12 hours ago you fuckin dickhead. And we’re back to imaginary girlfriends. The arrogance is crazy lol.

I'm racking my brain around trying to figure out how "dog whistle" has anything to do with anything. Lucas has the magical ability to always be several degrees off between what he's mooing and what he's trying to moo.

 

[Bassomatic]

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Considering how fucked his kidneys are thats a real bad idea. Not to mention considering he claims large amounts of caffeine are responsible for his most public and well known chimpout he shouldn't even be allowed anywhere near any energy drinks

This is textbook autism shit and fucked up even by lucas standards

What a nice food bank score. I'm in great shape and my kidneys hurt looking at this. Lucas proves not only does he have no taste, he really doesn't know how to take care of himself. This must literally cause him pain. Yet he does it because he's a food addict.

The economist in me wants to sperg, Gas has been more expensive. Lucas just likes to take anything to try to smack someone down. If he had a car he'd be freaking out about prices, Lucas doesn't know shipping uses..... nevermind. For the middle class and rich, we don't care, oh 20 more a month? Doesn't even make a dent in my wallet or my life plans Lucas "working man" Werner thinks it's great poor people can't afford that. I'm sure called on it he'll push a green or public transit act but really gas prices hurt the poor. I always need 93/4 so I'm paying over 5 bucks I'm used to that in GOOD times. When I go to the track I'm 7-9 a gallon? Do you want to know what Gassing the Cessna costs up now Lucas?

Lucas claims he's got GFs and he's always been poor, fat and stupid with no job. So really... all these commie gen Z baes might just not want a child predator.

Speaking of that now's a good time to point out, Lucas sexually abused a child and his mother covered it up. That's worse than him giving into his homosexual issues and blowing another gay adult man.

Lucas talking about the background commander is so funny, I love when he tells on himself he just thinks normal people hear gay things and insane voices. If you as a normal person just started hearing crazy shit you'd run to a doctor. Lucas just thinks "jerk a dog off" is normal wind sounds and real.

Last I want to point out, my history is a bit fuzzy but I think we lost friendship with the homie Jamie when he beat Lucas in a board game. He can not STAND not being right and or winning. I wonder who played with him, a troll or a slow in the mind? Since he said from Texas I assume a buddy troll.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Not to mention considering he claims large amounts of caffeine are responsible for his most public and well known chimpout

I would argue in this case Lucas blaming the caffeine is just him thinking of a dumb excuse for his predator chimpout behavior.

Either way, Lucas wants to blow up his kidneys at this rate.