💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[OopUntilYouVibe]

IIRC that was during the Walmart timeline. Pretty sure they have shit like that at Walmart.

I could imagine eating 8 fucking pieces of fried chicken for lunch might also slow you down a bit. Could be part of how he inevitably got fired lmao.

 

[Big Nasty]

Sweden is the rape and gang violence capitol of europe.

Sweden has around 2200-2500 reported rape cases annually, in a population of about 10 million residents.

 

[Priest Bulla]

Sweden has around 2200-2500 reported rape cases annually, in a population of about 10 million residents.

They don’t report migrants having a “sexual emergency” toward teenage girls in Europe as rape anymore. Just send Muhammad to therapy and reintegration classes.

 

[WonderWino]

Nigger what? How the fuck did he even put wow in there at all? That doesn't make any sense at all. and there is no way lucas is playing wow on that laptop, he's too stupid for even the simplest mmo and would get his ass shitcanned from the server for going full creeper in record time



He then quickly changed his profile picture again, to a video version of it that I can't figure out how to download but someone definitely needs to get a local copy of.

Thats just fucking looney. He looks literally deranged

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Angry sexual predator eyes. I know he's old and fat and has serious health issues, but I still think he should be put down for the public's safety.

 

[Big Nasty]

Google Gemini had this to say about his new profile pic:

The expression appears to indicate a state of intense focus, suspicion, or scrutiny.


Several key features contribute to this impression:

• The "Piercing" Gaze: The wide-eyed, direct stare can often be interpreted as being highly alert or hyper-focused on a specific subject.
• Brow Position: The slight furrowing or tension in the brow suggests a level of skepticism or deep concentration.
• Angle of the Head: The slight downward tilt of the head, combined with the upward gaze, can sometimes project a feeling of being guarded or even mildly confrontational.

 

[HackerX]

Google Gemini had this to say about his new profile pic:

Aka Myrna face.

 

[Bassomatic]

Yes the Walmart chicken feast was a good indicator of his quality as an employee. Lucas "ready to be a dad" can't handle a tard job because he spends all his money eating himself into a coma.

That's one of many reasons he needs a payee.

I still don't know if this board game thing is even real as in a sped shit or he just keeps fever dreaming it in his manic cycle.

What's it matter tho? No one will buy it, no one cares, it's gonna be awful and nonsense. He'll use it as one of his plenty good reasonings but, he's still a dying fat man in a scam care home.

If I came up with risk 2.0 or what ever I'd have me a sweet pool, big house because people would care and want it.

I still think funniest thing lately is him telling on himself he's going blind and played it off like some of his science schizo babble.

That is a shame Myrna is still with us. I pity those dogs the most, than her neighbors. In that order.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I still don't know if this board game thing is even real as in a sped shit or he just keeps fever dreaming it in his manic cycle

If the board game contest is real, I’m assuming it was meant for kids (or retards) to enter. Adults who are into board game design just do it. It’s never been easier to crowdfund and produce your own game. I have a couple friends who’ve done that. If your idea is cool, board game nerds will just throw money at you.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas says that like he expects its unusual for people to have computers these days


LOL lucas is trying to figure out linux and trying to get wine working. He's trying to get smallworld to work


He outed his steam account - Werntasm. I'm surprised it isn't telomere or daddy related


This will end well. I'm unfamiliar with most steam functions he says, like a fucking alien

 

[HackerX]

This will end well. I'm unfamiliar with most steam functions he says, like a fucking alien

It's only a matter of time until he either installs malware or deletes the entire file system.

 

[WonderWino]

It's only a matter of time until he either installs malware or deletes the entire file system.

Either that, or some dedicated troll will send him some picture file rigged to install a keylogger on his laptop when he opens it. tbh i'm a bit surprised that hasn't happened already by somebody trying to get full chatlogs of what he says to people that never gets leaked out

Though the idea of him getting some kind of malware on his pc that caused random popups that called him a creep is hilarious

But yeah, if he's doing this stuff you're right something is definitely going to happen sooner or later. Probably leading to the laptop quietly disappearing after he fucks it up, doesn't know how to fix it and trades it for a pot of noodles

 

[Big Nasty]

Lucas says that like he expects its unusual for people to have computers these days

They are definitely uncommon on skid row, and that is Lucas' baseline reference

 

[WonderWino]

Nigger what? His tenure has been a fucking diaster so far. Where the fuck is lucas getting this nonsense?

 

[Yellow Sink Disease]

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Nigger what? His tenure has been a fucking diaster so far. Where the fuck is lucas getting this nonsense?

I absolutely had to look this up. Lucas is repeating what Mamdani said...

According to Mamdani, his administration balanced the budget "in two major ways." For one, he notes, "We taxed the rich." Gov. Kathy Hochul backed Mamdani's proposal for a "pied-à-terre tax" on homes in the city worth at least $5 million that are not rented out or claimed as a primary residence. According to Hochul's office, that tax would generate "at least" $500 million annually, though the New York City comptroller cautionedthat once implemented, total revenue could be as little as $340 million, when accounting for homeowners who change their behavior to skirt the law.

However, the bulk of the money is coming from... Albany! I don't even live in Albany and that pisses me off.

"The budget is hardly a symbol of fiscal rectitude," David adds. "It relies on billions of dollars in one-shot or short-term money to fund permanent programs, it stretches out pension payments so the next generation will pay for the retirements of present-day workers and it projects a $7 billion deficit for the 2028 fiscal year that will need to be closed just one year from now."

The pension gamble, in particular, saves $2.3 billion by delaying payments to certain public pension funds until a later date. "The city wants to reduce those debt payments and instead pay it off over a longer period, likely well into the 2040s," write Ken Girardin and John Ketcham of the conservative Manhattan Institute, "meaning tomorrow's workers will be taxed extra to pay for city services delivered before some of their parents were born."

So rather than truly getting the city on "firm financial ground," Mamdani got a bailout from New York State taxpayers, while postponing other obligations for another day.

TL;DR Lucas is just repeating Democratic propaganda as per usual. This one just happened to sound like he made it up.

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[Amewsed]

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Nigger what? How the fuck did he even put wow in there at all? That doesn't make any sense at all. and there is no way lucas is playing wow on that laptop, he's too stupid for even the simplest mmo and would get his ass shitcanned from the server for going full creeper in record time

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He then quickly changed his profile picture again, to a video version of it that I can't figure out how to download but someone definitely needs to get a local copy of.

Thats just fucking looney. He looks literally deranged

Lucas is well known for trying to throw a bunch of shit together for his next world wide phenomenon board game that will surely win over the hearts of countless perfect 10's who will compete for his pristine telomeres. Once this game comes to fruition, he'll have a harem that will make even the wealthiest degenerates jealous.

I absolutely had to look this up. Lucas is repeating what Mamdani said...

According to Mamdani, his administration balanced the budget "in two major ways." For one, he notes, "We taxed the rich." Gov. Kathy Hochul backed Mamdani's proposal for a "pied-à-terre tax" on homes in the city worth at least $5 million that are not rented out or claimed as a primary residence. According to Hochul's office, that tax would generate "at least" $500 million annually, though the New York City comptroller cautionedthat once implemented, total revenue could be as little as $340 million, when accounting for homeowners who change their behavior to skirt the law.

However, the bulk of the money is coming from... Albany! I don't even live in Albany and that pisses me off.

"The budget is hardly a symbol of fiscal rectitude," David adds. "It relies on billions of dollars in one-shot or short-term money to fund permanent programs, it stretches out pension payments so the next generation will pay for the retirements of present-day workers and it projects a $7 billion deficit for the 2028 fiscal year that will need to be closed just one year from now."

The pension gamble, in particular, saves $2.3 billion by delaying payments to certain public pension funds until a later date. "The city wants to reduce those debt payments and instead pay it off over a longer period, likely well into the 2040s," write Ken Girardin and John Ketcham of the conservative Manhattan Institute, "meaning tomorrow's workers will be taxed extra to pay for city services delivered before some of their parents were born."

So rather than truly getting the city on "firm financial ground," Mamdani got a bailout from New York State taxpayers, while postponing other obligations for another day.
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TL;DR Lucas is just repeating Democratic propaganda as per usual. This one just happened to sound like he made it up.

Shhh, don't tell Lucas that behind the scenes, Scamdani has been sucking up to Ken Griffin, trying to smooth over his colossal fuck-up. Poor Lucas wouldn't be able to cope.

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

I wonder how that worked out with his 3 “friends”. He never mentions it again so I guess he made it up, or the mentally ill disabled care home residents he calls “friends” either said fuck this nonsense or couldn’t figure out the technology.

He then proceeds to change the rules of his game.



I doubt he knows what cyberpunk 2077 is but it’s part offensive, mostly hilarious thinking that this retarded fuck is comparing his schizo trash bullshit to *imo* what became *after some time*, possibly the best video game I’ve ever played.



Changes the rules 2 more times. Who
fucking cares. It’s still just a bunch of boxes and numbers and colors on a board. Makes no fucking sense no matter how you spin it. This is a supposedly finished game, score 100-91:

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas managed to change his profile picture to a video that is even worse than the last one. What the fuck. That is such a bizarre facial expression. It makes it look like he is trying to block out what the voices on the wind are saying to him the second he puts on the headphones

He looks legit mental in it

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

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Nigger what? How the fuck did he even put wow in there at all? That doesn't make any sense at all. and there is no way lucas is playing wow on that laptop, he's too stupid for even the simplest mmo and would get his ass shitcanned from the server for going full creeper in record time

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He then quickly changed his profile picture again, to a video version of it that I can't figure out how to download but someone definitely needs to get a local copy of.

Thats just fucking looney. He looks literally deranged

I'm laughing so fucking hard at this.

Almost as funny as a years old video he uploaded that used a filter that looked like he was talking to you through gaps in a toilet stall.

 

[HackerX]

Nigger what? How the fuck did he even put wow in there at all?

I legitimately have no idea how the idea of including WoW in his description even entered his mind. Like, it's not like he plays video games, and WoW's heyday was more than a decade ago so it's not like people actively talk about it.

That doesn't make any sense at all. and there is no way lucas is playing wow on that laptop, he's too stupid for even the simplest mmo and would get his ass shitcanned from the server for going full creeper in record time

IDK. No idea how much juice WoW requires these days, but I was able to play on a shitty, cheap, business laptop around 2009 or so. It wouldn't shock me one bit if that laptop could run it.

Now everything else on the other hand, like installation, creating an account, and logging in are likely out of Lucas's intellectual reach.

TL;DR Lucas is just repeating Democratic propaganda as per usual. This one just happened to sound like he made it up.

I always wonder how a propagandist would view someone like Lucas. On one hand, you want people falling for shit like he does. On the other, he's such a magnificent retard who's history, thoughts, and ideas are so awful that they're a detriment to whatever cause he's mooing about.

I doubt he knows what cyberpunk 2077 is but it’s part offensive, mostly hilarious thinking that this retarded fuck is comparing his schizo trash bullshit to *imo* what became *after some time*, possibly the best video game I’ve ever played.

I assume he's talking about the board game? IDK though because I'm pretty sure 2077 is specifically the video game, but it's not like that laptop could play it. Nor does he play video games.

Lucas managed to change his profile picture to a video that is even worse than the last one. What the fuck. That is such a bizarre facial expression. It makes it look like he is trying to block out what the voices on the wind are saying to him the second he puts on the headphones

He looks legit mental in it.

LOL. I love when he posts new profile pics. Has there ever been an instance of him posting a pic of himself where he doesn't look deranged? Sure, having Myrna's face doesn't help, but they're never simply bad pics. They're pics that a scream 'Run away from me because I'm a crazy person'.

I'm laughing so fucking hard at this.

Almost as funny as a years old video he uploaded that used a filter that looked like he was talking to you through gaps in a toilet stall.

TBF, I'd completely believe this without a filter.


We've got some Werntok

Haha weed. Amirite?

Haha weed. Amirite??

Also, doesn't he frequently moo about there not being a Big Bang?