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The disability cheques piled up while he was in the nuthouse. He has a few grand to piss away trying to bribe women to have sex with him.
💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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The disability cheques piled up while he was in the nuthouse. He has a few grand to piss away trying to bribe women to have sex with him.
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OH MY GOD YES!!!!
This has far exceeded my expectations. Oh my god rejoice!
This has far exceeded my expectations. Oh my god rejoice!
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- 18 de Ene, 2017
More like John style, honestly. He's the one paying, not the one profiting.
Yeah I expected him to leave the hospital medicated and take a little while to get back to being his old self, but he is as insane and obsessed as ever right out of the gate. It's glorious.
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- 20 de Feb, 2017
Drinks for everyone. Can't wait for a video!!!!
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- 10 de Jul, 2017
On the positive side of things for Ol' Lucas. All the Millenials are now of legal age, as Generation Z is starting to hit voting age. So his preferred lifestyle choices got a hair less creepy. Yay?
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- 31 de Mayo, 2017
I imagine the hospital staff tried to strap him down and inject antipsychotics directly into his bloodstream, but he was extremely resistant due to his powerful 37 year old telomeres.
Lucas posted a broken link to Washington State's age of consent laws
Lucas posted a broken link to Washington State's age of consent laws
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- 20 de Feb, 2017
So his Facebook page only recently has had activity and there are a fuck ton of comments already. It has me slightly worried that these amateur Wernologists will fuck this up through weenery.
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- 16 de Ene, 2017
Yay! One of my favorite threads is going to get content again.
Welcome back Lucas!
Welcome back Lucas!
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- 18 de Ene, 2017
Yeah he's getting flooded with dozens of comments calling him a pedophile.
Fortunately The Wern is resilient and such comments didn't discourage him in the past.
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- 20 de Feb, 2017
You gotta hand it to the doctors who handled him in he loony bin, they fed him just enough drugs to keep him below serial killer status and right at the telomeres, sex god.
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- 16 de Ene, 2017
Fuck those haters and greybeards. They're just ageist bigots.
Lucas needs a girlfriend right now. Right now. Right now. Right Now! Really hope he makes another rap video for us. We need a continuation of the last video he released before he went to the nut house.
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- 2 de Ene, 2017
he only says "millennials" because he thinks some are under 18. once the underage generation has a name he'll change his terms.
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Jeeze that's like somehow taking a Ferrari up a notch or two. He's gonna have to beat that millennial pussy off of himself with a baseball bat.
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- 31 de Mayo, 2017
Lucas has seemed to try to reinvent himself as some sort of "cultured gentleman" by the looks of it, but instead comes off as even more desperate and creepy. The thousand dollar bribe just screams creep.
Lucas is a new man - he will scoff on the finest fatty steaks, none of that cheap Red Robin stuff.
Lucas is a new man - he will scoff on the finest fatty steaks, none of that cheap Red Robin stuff.
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- 31 de Mayo, 2017
He sounds worse for wear, you can hear the wheezing in between his hoarse voice.
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I like how he says he "came into some money" and won't elaborate on the how, even though EVERYONE knows how. He's probably got close to $4,000 and it will be gone within six weeks. And he will have gained another 20lbs eating out all the time to impress the gals.
Oh, I REALLY REALLY hope he buys a pocket WIFI so he never goes dark again.
Oh, I REALLY REALLY hope he buys a pocket WIFI so he never goes dark again.
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Did he just display a shred of self awareness by saying "he knows this is weird"? Holy moly the Lucas is evolving :horrifying: