💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Eh, yes, but he definitely doesn't rage anywhere near as much as he used to, or at least he doesn't record it.

Lucas mostly did his entertaining screaming videos when he was walking the streets, which I assume he can't do anymore with his feet and general health. If he actually has his own room now, maybe we can return to better days. But, I doubt he has much freedom and he'll be scared to speak up within owner/other tenant earshot.

 

[Dread First]

I personally can't wait until December 2016 when the 10 year anniversary of the Starbucks incident rolls around. 10 years without a millennial and later zoomer bae. Personally, I miss his conversationrage.weebly.com era. There's something so immediately mystifying and terrifying about reading someone's pure, unhinged schizobabble against poorly managed stock website generator assets that the current generation of Werner content just doesn't capture anymore. Speaking of which... there's also the 10 year anniversary of his stint at Phoenix House where he made that awful 90s Chicks rap and RIGHTNOWRIGHTNOWRIGHTNOW.

In The Wern's defence... he did actually beat Matty Healy et al to the punch by like 2 years... but I'd still argue that Matty Healy did the "repeating the last two words of the chorus ad nauseam" shtick significantly better.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is mad about the starbucks incident again. He's also blatantly lying about her being 23 again

Its not even a rational lie. Management doesn't kick you out for hitting on a 23 year old unless you do something really stupid. They also don't call the cops. Nor do multiple news services report on 37 year old men hitting on 23 year olds, in fact there would have been no reason to contact said media services at all if that had been the case

Lucas is such a bad liar its unreal

Also, it should be a red flag for lucas to even have a picture of anybody kissing an underage girl like that. Thats clearly his daughter and such things aren't uncommon, nor is it intended to imply what lucas is trying to claim it is, which tells you exactly where his head is at. Lucas is absolutely jealous of whats happening in that pic

 

[Stinkyboy]

It makes you wonder why Lucas doesn't completely freak out when he "loses" or "breaks" a phone.
Almost as if he has something on there that isn't legal. 23+ of couurse.

 

[Pedophobe]

Wait yeah what?! I need details about him “moving into a house with friends”?! Because there’s no fucking way that’s actually what happened…?

Maybe it's a hospice.

 

[HackerX]

Uhh. Doesn't he profess to be a leftist? LOL. Also funny how Lucas spouts propaganda more than anyone else.

See!
They don't love you, bud.

Lucas being bad with numbers. Anything above 24 is too abstract.

He mad

What is he even talking about?

Good for you Lucas! Now make it happen!

LOL. Lucas couldn't afford a prostitute nor pay taxes. He'd even complain about the regulation over age!

I don't think you have to worry about dating liberals, my dude.

 

[WonderWino]

But asking for her age is a bit of a hassle - lucas 'i'm not a pedo at all' werner everybody

Every time he opens his mouth he outs himself as more and more of a pedo

 

[mothman96]

The creeper posted this after the Starbucks incident . His target is 15-16 yr olds for max breeding. Note the "She must have been barely 16 for her to work". He's talking about the starbucks girl. He saw her and to him she looked barely 16 so he hit on her. the news pick up she was 16 because it came from him.

Pg. 105

eta:
That picture of trump- it's been floating around for some years. came out it was photoshopped

 

[WonderWino]

The creeper posted this after the Starbucks incident . His target is 15-16 yr olds for max breeding. Note the "She must have been barely 16 for her to work". He's talking about the starbucks girl. He saw her and to him she looked barely 16 so he hit on her. the news pick up she was 16 because it came from him.

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💀 Horrorcow Publicar en el tema 'Lucas Werner'

9 de Ene, 2017

Yea way to argue your point. Perez may be a dumpster fire but don't call him a derogatory term you're not helping your case, bucko.

He admitted that he was demanding underage girls to rape/impregnate. But, you know, it'll be "Photoshop" later when he wants to get followers.

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Starbucks itself confirmed she was a teenager, it wasn't just coming from him. Again neither the media nor the cops would have been called at all if she'd been a legal adult

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Again neither the media nor the cops would have been called at all if she'd been a legal adult

Those notes were fucked up enough talking about impregnating random women that would justify adults getting police involved.

 

[HackerX]

Those notes were fucked up enough talking about impregnating random women that would justify adults getting police involved.

It's called science, bigot. Lucas wants to fuck minors for science, and not because of any of those other reasons he listed.

No Facebook posts from Lucas, only Tiktok.

Firstly, the first two words are a lie. Secondly, does he think they teach Christianity, Islam, and the like in public school?

Lucas probably couldn't point to Canada on a map.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

At first I wasn't at all thrilled to discover Wern was lurking on tiktok, but changed my mind the second I saw that all of those fecund zoomer baes immediately clocked him for what he was and began bullying him, like some hoodrat kids beating and robbing a rich white pedo that tried to lure them from the playground.

The kids are alright.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Teenage girls are and have been far more savvy and less innocent than society suggests. If Lucas looked like George Clooney, then we'd have a real menace, but I guess that happens already on islands...

 

[WonderWino]

The voices on the wind must be telling him things again


He's talking about isik i'm sure. He also doesn't understand the difference between mexican and hispanic. They're not mexican if they were born in the US lucas, they're just hispanic

Lucas done did a racism without even being aware of it, he thinks all hispanics are mexicans

 

[WonderWino]

He's cooking again, and unsurprisingly made something utterly disgusting that nobody with functional tastebuds or any brains would eat

This kind of makes me question the idea he was sent to the new place cause of his health getting worse, as if it was and they immediately let him start making shit like this that'll fuck his kidneys they're negligent as fuck

 

[Stinkyboy]

This looks like the "turds" they shit out in 2g1c

 

[WonderWino]

He made another toasterbortion tier meal


Jesus fucking christ. Of course he put ranch doritos in it. Of fucking course he did. Also I see he's trying to be manipulative about his living circumstances again. Before it was 'the staff live downstairs and we have a female staff member up here with us all day on her phone' now its 'the lady that owns the house' as if its an actual housing situation with roommates. He's such a manipulative, lying dumbass

Plus if he keeps eating like that he's going to speedrun getting himself back on dialysis. The sodium in that 'food' must be mind bogglingly high

EDIT:


Says the guy who gets paid by the government and can't hold down a job or understand how economic systems work


Uhh.....

Thats just creepy and considering lucas's history kinda rapey. Also the idea that actual chili peppers are inferior to whatever abomination that red shit is supposed to be is absurd

 

[Stinkyboy]

For once he's right.
Mayochup is cree for "someone with shit on their face"

 

[AnOminous]

He's cooking again, and unsurprisingly made something utterly disgusting that nobody with functional tastebuds or any brains would eat

What the fuck even is that?

"Liberian chili." Well that looks like this.

Looks pretty good as Afrislop goes. I'd definitely give it a shot.

Whatever Pukeass served up is absolutely insane trash garbage.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

I just found out there's a whole Lucas Werner album out there:

https://telomereking.bandcamp.com