💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[bigreddogdick]

I am absolutely loving the Wern coming to worldwide fame in 2017. I'm seeing normies on Facebook posting his shit and I just want to share everything with them. They haven't even seen the junk food attraction signs yet!

 

[The Crazy Macer]

He'd be dragged out into the street and beaten to death in Montana in a matter of days. I'd imagine he wouldn't do much better in Idaho. I'm sure he's aware of this, but I still kind of hope he ends up in a less liberal city and actually has to face some real consequences of his creeper shenanigans.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

New Lucas video! Bringing back the old adage that men = cheese and apparently Lucas has a lawyer and a lovenest to try to bring underage females to.

 

[Fiveseven15]

he just uploaded a new telomere video, so i guess he's out? or never went in
edit: damn didnt see the new comment above

apparently Lucas has a lawyer and a lovenest to try to bring underage females to.

do shelters let you bring guests over? i could see him thinking sex with a teen in a room full of cots as acceptible

For anyone who cares, I talked to a friend of mine in Spokane yesterday and she says she saw Lucas skulking about near the library. So to anyone wondering if he's on a 72 hour hold or dead (), most likely not.

was there ever any info on how/why he got banned from the library? or was it because of the SB incident

 

[Bassomatic]

Choice lines :
"if you call black people niggers you are racist"
A few of his citations are literally made up, I googled them
If you don't want kids, you still shouldn't date your own age because then I don't get a girl
Men who are in their 20s are not fertile
Sure parents are getting old over all in past 500 years but you're a capitalist pig for not dating me, and it's literally causing cancer.
I've seen some sexy chicks when I was vacuuming during a volunteer gig.
"I'm a suave mother fucker"
Lucas admits his note's contents.
I have a video where someone randomly was going to rape this girl so I was going to save her.
Liberals are rapists like Donald Trump.
All those dick pics and creepy things aren't mine.
I'm not a pedophile, you see how I act around kids... LOL
I see girls with grey hair men. It makes me hit my head on the wall.
Lucas claims to have an apartment, it's temporary.
Someone called me a creep, I will call you a bigot YOU TRUMP FAN
Black people hate gays because liberals call them niggers.
A lawyer will get me millions from starbux.
I'll be a millionaire they will settle out I'll make it.
I just want the ban taken off so I can have the girl and get wifi.
I will sue you for all you go because you threatened to rape me you bigot.
Fighting star bux proves I'm not a capitalist
In the past 100 years, people got older.
Aristotle lied for 4000 years
Weed is a myth.
Women are better than men
Tax breaks to the rich happened 6 times over 200 years
older mothers are not better it's older fathers
I'll burn your swastika you bigot for not dating me
If you listen to rap music, it's ok Lucas to call women a bitch.
I don't like meth it's bad
Retards aren't a problem, the problem is you not dating me MAKING retards
I don't mind schizos
"I don't have a problem with niggers I don't like when people burn a cross on a nigger lawn"
If I dated you I wouldn't use the term nigger to you if you are black
Jesus lightens my heart but he's not real
61-79 my ex's birth years
I have a lawyer so call me a creep I'll sue
You are a bigoted liberal to call me a creep it makes me sad to be alt right liberals
You say nigger and faggot in a bad way.
I guess I'm ok with just a hook up. I haven't had sex in 5 years but I'll put out if you really want
I'm not entitled
You don't listen to rap you are a racist.
Women aren't into what I care about.. so talk about your stuff
men are good listeners
I'm not ugly
I lost weight and have great hair
I have a big block list
If you aren't good looking, well.. I mean racist is ok but be smart
I get jealous this isn't right
I have the law on my side 16 year olds fuck me
I'm not homeless so yea, date worthy
You are a corpititist pig when you are agist
Watch your mouth

This is well worth a watch.


Also I honestly lost count at the times Lucas used the N word, remember... everyone else is the Trump loving liberal alt righter.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

apparently Lucas has a lawyer and a lovenest to try to bring underage females to.

do shelters let you bring guests over? i could see him thinking sex with a teen in a room full of cots as acceptible

was there ever any info on how/why he got banned from the library? or was it because of the SB incident

Lucas has managed to acquire temporary housing aka a small apartment. If I recall correctly he was banned from the library temporarily as part of a situation where he asked a 15 year old out for a burrito once she turned 16 and they got involved.

 

[Windows10]

Spokane is a trash heap of a "city", so he fits right in. Even so, the homeless shelters aren't going to hold him forever. They're above capacity and trying to dance around the problem by bouncing homeless back and forth between shelters.
I can see him running off tail-between-legs to Seattle. Or Ellensburg. Whenever the police finally shoo him off. Idaho and Montana would destroy him in seconds.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Lucas was banned from the library because he was soliciting a middle schooler and left creepy notes and even creepier treats with them.

 

[telomere_thrist_trap]

" You're probably a racist too cause you've never listened to rap"

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

As far as sex in the shelters goes, the worse they can do is poke you with a stick and tell you to cut that out. Then again, the only people who have sex in shelters are the homeless.

These people are not paid enough to get between two hobos, and some are not paid at all.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Just curious, can any Kiwis with some science know-how point out exactly WHY Lucas' "Telomerasing Millenial Chicks to my MRSA Dick" spiel is scientifically bullshit? Like, obviously it's utter nonsense, but from what I've gleaned from his Autist repetitions, he doesn't even understand concepts such as the hayflick limit, though he's quick to add any technical-sounding, "in-the-know" -type science jargon to his sex-thirst salad to try and give it more credence and legitimacy.

Whether for the wiki help @Null requested or just for our "in the fam" understanding, I'd be interested to hear exactly what he's getting wrong and why, beyond the general older-men-make-for-less-healthy-offspring. He seems to add a few new blips to the spiel every few months, then work to connect the dots. For example Fibonacci and Golden Ratio popped up, then subsided.....He learned the term "Diploid" and for awhile it was in all his vids and posts....and here he seems to go into male vs. female brain surface area, which isn't something I'd heard from him before.

As I said, obviously he's a crazy pedo bastard, but if someone has the science smarts, I would LOVE to understand exactly where and how he fails to draw the correct logical conclusions from these real terms and concepts such as telomerase, etc.

Anyone else interested?

PS. - Finished watching the video...it's long, but SOLID GOLD! Lucas used to get angry about once per vid, here it happens 3 times. He quotes Christian Death 'Romeo's Distress' apropos of nothing, ("Burning crosses on a nig.ger's lawn") speaks to the camera as if it's an actual person he's having an argument with, and seems to immediately believe that this likely catfish lawyer is automatically 100% sincere and genuine. This MUST be archived for posterity. He has learned NOTHING from his Starbucks experience, at one point threatening the coffee shop directly. GOLDEN TELOMERASE! Long but werth it!

 

[Bassomatic]

I think a few members have posted it a bit in depth on the way back in the thread, I dunno how to help you dig aside truding along. I'm not great in my sciences field so I'd defer to someone with a better understanding and when it's done I hope it's also drug to the wiki.

I would also like this since I enjoy learning.

 

[a toad]

Regarding him leaving Spokane, as terrible as it is for the folks there, the benefit of him staying is that at least he's in a community that seems highly aware of his presence now and all those folks who are aware are watching out for each other and for his targets. Indeed if he went to a larger city he could become even more of a threat, even after his presence is known.

I imagine if he gets banned from enough local businesses, though, he's bound to move on being that it's cold and he's being restricted from places he can skulk about trying to pitch his magical telomerase to young feeeemales. I doubt he'd go out of WA, are there other small cities around there that'd be prime? College towns?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas is vlogging like crazy today:

...whew! He seems more cheerful, though crazy as ever. Did anyone catch what his two ex-roomates said, from yesterday? Roy and Daniel, I believe their names were?

 

[Fiveseven15]

Just curious, can any Kiwis with some science know-how point out exactly WHY Lucas' "Telomerasing Millenial Chicks to my MRSA Dick" spiel is scientifically bullshit?

basically telomerase cannot be injected into another human like he thinks sex will do. sure there are theories drugs and gene manipulation can do it (but afaik nobody has successfully tried) but there is 300% definitely no way you can just sex some little girl (or anyone) and elongate her telemorase. hes basically saying he can change peoples chromosomes and DNA by squirting 'baby batter' at them

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

basically telomerase cannot be injected into another human like he thinks sex will do. sure there are theories drugs and gene manipulation can do it (but afaik nobody has successfully tried) but there is 300% definitely no way you can just sex some little girl (or anyone) and elongate her telemorase. hes basically saying he can change peoples chromosomes and DNA by squirting 'baby batter' at them

so he's claiming to have mutagenic spunk?

yeah, that sounds 100% legit and not in the slightest bit like a mobile health hazard

 

[Strelok]

He's still going. I did the math. Since I'm too lazy to check the exact timestamps, I'm assuming
"an hour ago" is at most 2 hours before hitting the "2 hours ago" flag.

Lucas has uploaded 46min of video over the past two hours. That's 1/3 of every minute of his time spent rambling into a camera, and that's the best case scenario.

 

[cuddle striker]

Regarding him leaving Spokane, as terrible as it is for the folks there, the benefit of him staying is that at least he's in a community that seems highly aware of his presence now and all those folks who are aware are watching out for each other and for his targets. Indeed if he went to a larger city he could become even more of a threat, even after his presence is known.

I imagine if he gets banned from enough local businesses, though, he's bound to move on being that it's cold and he's being restricted from places he can skulk about trying to pitch his magical telomerase to young feeeemales. I doubt he'd go out of WA, are there other small cities around there that'd be prime? College towns?

there's not much in eastern WA really. the nearby towns are more conservative than hell; he'd be sleeping outside and possibly murdered on the rez; Idaho is to the east and there's nothing but tiny conservative towns to the direct west. it's five hours to Seattle on the highway...

Spokane itself is a dumpster fire and pretty conservative compared to western WA, I moved here from coastal Oregon and it was a serious culture shock. I lived in Seattle for decade plus and can't imagine him coming here from Olympia and not being totally stunned. Oly has good services for the homeless, there's a big population of them there for exactly that reason. it's hard to even find publicly-available drinking water here, let alone a place to sleep outdoors.

also the police here are more aggressive. I'm pretty surprised he hasn't been picked up yet.

for the community's same I would love him to just go, for his sake I think he is in considerable danger here that he wouldn't be in, in Seattle/Olympia. people here concealed carry, are not liberal in general. it's an area with lots of hunting, lots more machismo than the blue cities on the coast.

also with no real mental health services and few homeless resources, it's only a matter of time before a police confrontation.

I think the community here is in a bit more danger as well, because of all this. if he does attack some poor barista or student walking to the library, she's less likely to report to police, less likely to be treated well here. victim services in Spokane are as shitty as everything else.


Olympia was likely the best place for him all things considered, plus it's a much smaller town and it would be easier to keep an eye on him in that community. here, there's a group of businesses trying to coordinate to keep their employees safe, but nowhere near ALL OF the local businesses are aware and active in that. there's just too many of them for us to really do anything. it's mostly smaller businesses organizing this way.

 

[a toad]

Very useful information, thank you! I've only been to WA once and was only in the coastal area so I didn't know much about the climate of the rest of the state. Maybe you will all get lucky and he'll feel like things have died down enough since the burrito-baiting a 15 year old thing and go back to Olympia then. Maybe the MRSA and 'beetus will take him before he takes someone else.

 

[cuddle striker]

Very useful information, thank you! I've only been to WA once and was only in the coastal area so I didn't know much about the climate of the rest of the state. Maybe you will all get lucky and he'll feel like things have died down enough since the burrito-baiting a 15 year old thing and go back to Olympia then. Maybe the MRSA and 'beetus will take him before he takes someone else.

given how crap health services are here, it's not a vain hope