Mitt Doggy Dogg
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Someone should make a cartoon w/ Lucas being a super villain and have some super chad constantly beating him and taking the zoomer bai
💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Sounds like a Sonichu the animated series type of project.
WonderWino
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Why is it when I read that the first thing that came to mind is some kind of horrifying evil genius 2 mod adding lucas as a playable villain, replacing enemy agents with the men with butterfly nets and flatbills and adding some kind of telomere genetics based doomsday weapon. The entire base being in a heavily forested area full of elk of course, with a farm full of 50 head of cattle serving as a front instead of the usual casino, and with a homeless shelter on the property he can recruit hobos from as staff and henchmen
and you just know evil wern would have to have a dr evil style conference table that he can hit a button and burn alive anyone who disagrees with him or refuses to yeet him a bae. Lucas would love having something like that
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- 27 de Oct, 2018
Who the hell is going to want to spend $10 on being Facebook friends with some hobo? Sounds like a waste of $10 to me.
Mitt Doggy Dogg
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Sounds like some prison rapist scheme to me
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I'd actually chalk this up to Lucas smartest move. The only people who want to deal with him are losers trying to go viral and own the lolcow.
He should milk those faggots.
He should milk those faggots.
WonderWino
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Lucas thinks he found quite the easy scam there and doesn't seem to realize he's going to cop a permaban sooner or later if he keeps talking that openly about demanding money for friend requests. fb doesn't mess around with stuff like that, which is why idiot influencers and thots don't do it
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Agreed, but Lucas always demands too much. Max like $5 for a personalized video, and $2 for a friend request. You're only worth peanuts, Lucas.
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If retards are willing to pay a retard to be retarded I’m sure not how or if we should stop it.
This is the Chris-Chan phenomenon, his gravitational pull is attracting other cows into his orbit
This is the Chris-Chan phenomenon, his gravitational pull is attracting other cows into his orbit
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He's tried this before (being paid to unblock people, or accept friend requests, or answer questions) and he's never made a penny so I have to think this will end the same way.
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Setting ten bucks on fire would be a better use of it.
Mitt Doggy Dogg
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Sounds like some prison rapist scheme to me, surprised he hasn't already got a permaban since this isn't the first time he's come up with this. Has he ever gotten someone to pay him w/ this scam before?
neutral grandpa
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wow, thats the first new video with him Ive seen in years I think. Nothing has changed, hes just as crazy, annoying and hate filled as ever. who would have thought being broke and homeless for over 20 years wouldnt lead to getting Gen Z chicks
Mitt Doggy Dogg
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Yea I never would have guessed being a angry broke bum didn't lead to endless bitches 20 years younger then me. I just wish someone would have told me! Did Lucas finish high school? Lucas kinda reminds me of ADF just ADF isn't anywhere near as horny on main as Lucas
Telomere Savalas
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Dropped out his senior year. He spins it as "I was short a few credits". They let him in community college in a remedial/special needs program.
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- 27 de Oct, 2018
This isn't a new video. This video is at least two years old. I think he may have been living at the bus station at the time he was mooooing and reeeing in this. He has posted newer videos than this. He occasionally still posts videos on his YouTube page. He nuked his old YouTube page which had some his best autistic rants.
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I was active in this thread a while back but lost interest in the fat fuck, now i'm bored in a hotel for a work trip and decided to pop in and see what's changed:
Goddamn he looks like shit.
Fat faggot finally realized that we're all insignificant in the big picture, yet he still insists he's significant enough to deserve a bangin', 11/10 teen bride.
And finally, a comment i stumbled upon that perfectly sums up The Wern's wifey needs:
Goddamn he looks like shit.
Fat faggot finally realized that we're all insignificant in the big picture, yet he still insists he's significant enough to deserve a bangin', 11/10 teen bride.
And finally, a comment i stumbled upon that perfectly sums up The Wern's wifey needs:
WonderWino
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I'm not so sure he dropped out, at least willingly. After all why drop out and then start doing that GED program shortly afterwards with the university of arizona at all? Would have made more sense to just finish the year instead. No, that implies he either failed out (which also has its issues with why he went that direction because he could have simply retaken his senior year or whatever classes he failed) or he got kicked out for some reason. Given his behavior that wouldn't surprise me. After all lucas never admits things that he realizes make him look bad, which getting kicked out would and he always lies about the specifics of those kinds of situations, which he has repeatedly about the details of his senior year and those lost credits. He even tried to pull this with the admissions office at his community college thinking they would just shrug, take his word that he somehow graduated without being able to prove it and put him in the regular classes, but they didn't and dumped him into remedial classes,, which is likely their policy under such circumstances. Brilliant move taking himself into a tard class thinking he was being clever. Truly a wernmoment for the ages, and then bragging about getting put on the honor roll for said tard class is the icing on the cake. The teacher literally participation ribbon'd him and he's too stupid to see it. You still have to wonder what the fuck went through that teachers mind when reading those essays. You just know they had a department head meeting over that one
I suspect lucas, with his long history of creepy and inappropriate behavior and violent mental problems went a little too far with it with some female classmate and got expelled at some point in his senior year, which resulted in his parents telling him to go to a different school or gtfo until he got his high school diploma and so he reee'd and left, moved in with cyril, got a job to survive and started that online GED program hoping that he would get welcomed back home when he completed it, but he fucked things up with his job and with cyril and we all know how that ended, with him in the mental hospital and tard housing for several years before literally burning his shit in the parking lot because he couldn't sell it and was too lazy to bring it back inside and his parents finally noped out of the idea of ever letting him near them again, plus whatever shit obviously went down with his niece
Sounds like what lucas wants, except he wants someone who fits that and is in the 15 - 16 range. a 16 year old clinical counselor would still be more competent than lucas is at anything. i'd also add 'says he is smart when he does his insane science rants' and 'lets him make his toasterbortions whenever he wants, eats them with him and praises them as plenty good'Rogowski dijo:
I'd laugh my ass off if somehow this all came true and she quickly realize how batshit mental he is, sued for legal guardianship and power of attorney over him as his spouse and had him locked up permanently in an absolute shithole of a psych ward in a padded room 24/7 with no money at all as payback for being a creepy predator toward her
Lucas could at least look on the bright side in that scenario. What bright side you ask? Why, the fact said shithole psych ward would probably be in mexico so when myrna started going completely batshit he might end up in the padded room next to her. Lucas screaming incoherently all day about telomeres and bigots and myrna screeching about incoherent gibberish while shitting herself, forced to listen to her insane sons psycho ranting all day. a fitting end to both of them
Also lol at lucas making quotes about science when he has never managed to say a single accurate science related thing in his life. and how the fuck does the size of the universe have anything to do with whether a god exists? If such a being exists and created said universe that reasoning doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Which is to be expected as nothing lucas says ever makes sense. The smarter he tries to make himself sound the stupider he comes off sounding
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I wouldn't be surprised if this has already been posted here as it is from three years ago but I thought it might be worth necro'ing if it comes to that:
Who else is getting vibes of Nick Bate's "music"?
Who else is getting vibes of Nick Bate's "music"?
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Look at this smug autistic cow. It is worth posting this photo again. If that face doesn't say "moooo, mooo, moooo, I'm plenty good!". If he was at the beach he would get sand kicked in his face.
