💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Adamska]

Yes, he got on a bus and is stuck in a city far from his regular stomping grounds because he's that gullible.

How is he not dead yet?

 

[saltwatertaffy]

Sooooo, how do you prefer YOUR catfish?

 

[DrJonesHat]

So what happened to Joy Baker? The woman he rode a bus across Washington for?

 

[saltwatertaffy]

So what happened to Joy Baker? The woman he rode a bus across Washington for?

I'm beginning to think "Joy" is who the "Messing with me is bad luck" status update is aimed at. But I'm probably wrong.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Her boobs looks weird. It looks like Rob Liefeld drew her.

Edit: I feel kind of special! Lucas called me a cunt and blocked me on his main account. Can someone link his back up FBs?

 

[SpacePanther]

Her boobs looks weird. It looks like Rob Liefeld drew her.

Edit: I feel kind of special! Lucas called me a cunt and blocked me on his main account. Can someone link his back up FBs?

I'm going to edit the OP to include all the FB profiles I'm aware of or have added. He has too many and seems to alternate to one or the other when he gets banned on Facebook and probably why people are having a hard time of finding anything about him. Anyway, have this;

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[DrJonesHat]

An empty parking space? AWESOME! Shit, I gotta meet a special lady who will take me to places like that! Also, if you haven't met her in real life, she ain't your girlfriend.

 

[SpacePanther]

I wonder what happened to his fiance? Or is he talking about the same person?

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[SlothInAMilkCrate]

I wonder what happened to his fiance? Or is he talking about the same person?

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Holy shit. I cannot wait to see the outcome of this.

 

[AnimuGinger]

I wonder what happened to his fiance? Or is he talking about the same person?

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[saltwatertaffy]

I fucking cannot wait for Sunday. If I had nothing else to live for, I would wait until after Sunday to commit suicide.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Fingers crossed there's more of a pay off than his last 'date'. That got him relocated, but there wasn't much milk.

 

[SpacePanther]

8 exes? Dang

 

[Bassomatic]

She loves me so much she will buy me good food and spoil me, but leave me homeless.

This is logical.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I can't wait for more of his targets to use his homelessness rather than his age as the primary reason they won't date him. That way he can start accusing them of being classist or elitist.

 

[Fiddleford]

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8 exes? Dang

"Seem to worship their own age group"
Ah, yes. The only possible explanation.

 

[TS 298]

But then where will you get your lobster?

 

[Buster]

All I can think of when he talks about atheism is

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

How is he not dead yet?

Too many kind people buy him Wendys Baconators.

 

[VJ 120]

But then where will you get your lobster?

He's like a reverse fundie.

Also, correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it a form of welfare fraud to give away your benefits to other people? He keeps bragging about how he "helps out" other people by giving away his food stamps. I can't seem to find anything that states this directly on the USDA's website but they do mention that trading benefits (or food bought w/EBT) for tobacco, alcohol, or drugs is definitely illegal. I would imagine that bribing people to go to your website with candy is also illegal.

He'd probably get more dates if he would stop repeating himself over and over again about how he's a nice guy, lost 160 pounds, is a broke atheist, etc. It's like those are his entire personality. In fact, what is it with cows being super repetitive anytime they open their mouths? CWC with his "boyfriendless girl", Iconoclast with "College will get me laid!!", Nick Bate/w Anna, Bob McKim with "I'm a reverend doctor HAM radio operator psychologist", etc...

Obviously autism is involved but damn, even most autistic people aren't as repetitive and annoying as our friend Lucas Werner, from Olympia Washington.