💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[aerostar88]

Sorry for the double post but im on here on my phone and editing to add image files is a bitch on here. Here's the other two loooong comments

Any idea who this person is? Genuinely curious how this person figured the niece thing.

 

[lesbolution]

Any idea who this person is? Genuinely curious how this person figured the niece thing.

There's a screencap floating around where he talks about how he's been in love with his niece for years.

Edit: found them

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm not sure what's more upsetting the person Lucas is talking to gets ignored about the loss of an older brother because Lucas is too busy talking about how bad he wants some family action, or this fucking terrifying line "Kids are so impressionable"

 

[lesbolution]

Yeah, I like how he completely glossed over the dead brother and the wonders why nobody wants to date him.
It's because he has the emotional range of a slug.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

Seriously though....how do we get Chris Hansen and his new Hansen Vs Predator show out to Spokane? Because i swear he'd land lucas first day of shooting

 

[holeinthedark]

He denies up and down that he is schizophrenic. he claims he only has bipolar, diabetes, and MRSA.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

He has randomly started mentioning his atheism on every single post again. So now not only are we all bigots....we are also ALL Christian now if we refuse to hop on his junk. Uhg i swear

Hes getting worse.....how long until hes posting sad selfies from the psych ward again?

 

[Grog]

What is the photo they were talking about?

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Those men he claims to see with 16 year old girls are probably fathers with their daughters. He apparently can't fathom a young female being with an older man without attaching sex to it.

 

[holeinthedark]

Some person messaged him saying they sent blankets to his shelter but he wants underage virgins sent instead.

 

[Sparklepants]

He has randomly started mentioning his atheism on every single post again. So now not only are we all bigots....we are also ALL Christian now if we refuse to hop on his junk. Uhg i swear

Thank you Jesus for keeping me safe from this man.

 

[Particle Bored]

"I'm not a pedo, I'm a scientist."

@Null please add that to the random quote rotation.

"It's legal here, so shut the fuck up."

Thank the lord he can't get a boat to international waters.

 

[AnOminous]

"I'm not a pedo, I'm a scientist."

@Null please add that to the random quote rotation.

"It's legal here, so shut the fuck up."

Thank the lord he can't get a boat to international waters.

Lucas should know about a little thing called the Mann Act. Also if the kid in question is in another state where the age is 18, he's breaking the law in that state and could be extradited there to stand trial.

 

[lesbolution]

Lucas should know about a little thing called the Mann Act. Also if the kid in question is in another state where the age is 18, he's breaking the law in that state and could be extradited there to stand trial.

Does it become a federal issue at any point? Like if they sent nudes or something?

 

[AnOminous]

Does it become a federal issue at any point? Like if they sent nudes or something?

That's the Mann Act.

 

[lesbolution]

That's the Mann Act.

Interesting. Thanks.

 

[holeinthedark]

The girl whose brother died posted this yesterday. Honestly I don't blame her.

 

[CatParty]

 

[ZeCommissar]

So when Lucas eventually becomes a frail old man who hasn't gotten any young china (implying he even lives that much longer) will he move the goalpost of millennials born in the 1990s to girls born in the 2000s?

 

[Grog]

Conclusion: young girls must fuck 37 year old fat homeless if they don't want to be Republicans.