💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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- 31 de Dic, 2018
Oh, I misread that video title as Left Wing Sexual Predators in Spokane. I thought 'finally, he made a confession tape like the Walter White tape from the first episode of Breaking Bad.'
dirtydeanna96
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- 16 de Jun, 2018
misogyny has a short "I" sound, not a long "I" sound. Lucas can look the word up in the dictionary, the IPA is usually right next to the word, leaving no doubt as to how it should be pronounced. TLDR, Luke is eksepshional
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- 25 de Abr, 2018
Of course he's talking about "wiggers" and "mall rats" again 
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- 31 de Jul, 2018
ruh roh.....mentions "niece".....then later segue to "cute mini skirts"....he's on a roll in this Left Wing Sexual Puritans video
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- 22 de Dic, 2018
TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER YOU UTTER MONG. The fucking grease, And the sniffling. Religion doesn't work like that. Oh for fuck's sake. Your poor mom. Your attitude sucks. Go blow your nose. Kentucky is fine. You do dress like a child. Ugh the fucking sniffing. You sound like a two-year-old that doesn't know how to blow their nose. Shut up about your niece. Skirts. Fuck You.
Garfieldchu
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- 5 de Oct, 2015
Still stuck in 1995. Typical Xoomer.Of course he's talking about "wiggers" and "mall rats" again
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Of course he's talking about "wiggers" and "mall rats" again
His telomeres are getting dangerously short as he approaches death from old age.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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- 7 de Jun, 2016
Whether they are short or long, his telomeres have always been faulty.
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- 20 de Feb, 2017
Holy fuck, it’s been awhile since he recorded any of his insane ramblings. My guess is this is a very good indication he’ll be thrown in the nut house soon.
dirtydeanna96
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- 16 de Jun, 2018
Just came here from a Lit thread.
Lucas needs to be reminded that "Lolita" is not a relationship manual.
When they are in the Enchanted hunters motel, the 37 year old HH thinks to himself about impregnating the 12 year old Dolores because soon she herself will be long in the tooth.
That's what Lucas and his weird ramblings remind me of most.
Lucas needs to be reminded that "Lolita" is not a relationship manual.
When they are in the Enchanted hunters motel, the 37 year old HH thinks to himself about impregnating the 12 year old Dolores because soon she herself will be long in the tooth.
That's what Lucas and his weird ramblings remind me of most.
Trainwreck
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- 11 de Ene, 2017
Saw the Wern out and about today...sorry the pic isn't so good. Notice his creepy hands behind his back while he walks.
And here is where he lives.
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The more Bigfoot-styled the sighting, the more haunting it becomes.
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- 21 de Jul, 2015
Why does he walk like that?
Actually, I'm gonna answer my own question: I've often thought that Lucas tries to strike "intellectual" or "professorial" gestures to appear intelligent. Rubbing his chin, placing a pondering finger to his mouth as if in the midst of deep thoughts, and now this "Goodbye Mr Chips / Dead Poets Society" pose, the learned gait of the estimable Dr Lucas Colby Werner, PhD.
It doesn't work. He ends up looking like Wimpy.
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- 26 de Sep, 2019
I'd say a big reason it doesn't work is because most of the time he isn't wearing a shirt.
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- 17 de Nov, 2016
Werner is arguably as close to the coomer meme as anyone could possibly get. The unmedicated schizophrenia only serves as an aggravating factor.
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- 10 de Jul, 2017
Do the last one first, m8
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Wimpy is actually intelligent and educated, though. He's just lazy, greedy, dishonest and untrustworthy.
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- 10 de Jul, 2017
Wimpy: “I will gladly pay you Thursday for a hamburger today.”
Werner: “I REFUSE TO EAT ANY HAMBURGERS IN PORTLAND UNTIL THE DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER AT THE DINER DOWN THE STREET IS GIVEN TO ME FOR FREE.”
Wimpy is definitely smarter. Dresses better, too.