💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rikka Takarada]

If being old makes one's sperm savior of the human genome, then my family should have been more forgiving to Uncle Molesty.

Not to mention that it would also mean that CWC should be close to the pinnacle of human evolution...

 

[Bassomatic]

Didn't take long for the the "super star" game developer Lucas to want other peoples ideas to claim as his own. It's also not surprising that he has an "idea" involving a Jr High dance. He does have a history of salivating over middle school girls.

His new video "Gromulik Explained".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMGpytFa7EU

I love you all, I hate you all.

It's time to report how this trash fire works, in the eyes of a mad man, with commentary and logic interjected by our dashing hero bassomatic.

This is gromulk pronounced grom u lik if you wonder. It's a modern monopoly. Oh boy, I can't wait. A man who's never held a job and failed a basic math class for middle schoolers is going to teach us market economics, on a board game. You use a d20 because d6 are stupid. Anyone who's ever used alternate sized dice knows none are better they hold better use, so already off to bad start. While a normal person could use this as a pun or something. Lucas is seriously so dumb he has a die bigotry and thinks since his game uses more sides of a die, it's better. Do we really need to break into the ruling of 2 d10 v d20 ? Yeah no because Lucas can't into multiplying lets not get into something deeper.

You set the board up how ever you want. This means it's not important or very easy to exploit. Colored peices cost money or energy it's called woo boo ( that sounds oddly racist to me like an old timey grandma doesn't want her car washed by them woo boo's at the gas station, I digress) There are black and white holes, you can travel with them. Black holes let you move to white holes.

You want to control all the space. The woo boo is currency. He shows a 2 10 20 100 and 500. In a real game it's split up. Left overs aren't used. Each person gets 45 since it's 90 a peice, it's not about getting money, or energy it's points. For uh, you know? You get points. You want to take their points and money to get points. So really points are money but not. Because?

You can start at an edge and move in any direct you wish. As long as it's on the board. You claim a space, you pay 1/5 the value, Lucas doesn't know the value, ther 5 or 6 of them. You have to buy it to know this. There are hixorms. They are also energy. It's 1/5 for the thing, so if it's 1000 you need 200 to buy. There's lots of cash in the game.

You throw arrows and one of them is on the space to show it's your piece. You get 5 and then get a crystal. It's a motel like monoply, like the stuff for warp drive. Theres'a story about this. You get a bonus. For all of it. The end once things are covered you roll the dice and have to bid how many rolls to get 100 points.

You can't get under 20 on 5 rolls, this is mathmathically wrong, there are many ways to get d20-5 to not make a final of 20. Lucas himself is confused and rolls the die a few times confused and say then you get your bet's worth. If you do it in 5 rolls you get some points, if you get it in 20 rolls that's points as well. He won't explain it. You can set the board up, so it's like monoply for the 20th century, or 21st. It's like monpoly but different, there are euro elements.

20 sided dice are modern. People are tired of moving in games, some people like rolling die so Lucas made him. He hopes people will buy it. It's better than monoploy and looks better. That's the game.

This makes no fucking sense at all, Lucas is stupid just like his game.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Thank you for your sacrifice, @Bassomatic: you watched the video so I wouldn't have to.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Is he still riding out the semester?

 

[Aristophanes]

I wonder if Lucas has approached any companies with his ideas yet. I'd love to see Lucas in a boardroom being grilled by executives

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'd love to see Lucas in a boardroom being grilled by executives

I'd love to see him get grilled like a cheesy cuke.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Wait did he fail his remedial math class or whatever he’s taking? I thought i read the whole thread but i missed what’s going on in class.

How will he get his phd now??

 

[Garfieldchu]

Any updates on his "500 year old pervert uses psychic powers on teenagers" game?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas should market this game as a "virtual schizo" thing, showing folks what it's like to have schizophrenia. He might actually generate some interest that way.

From the little I've read about the condition, he has both typical and atypical traits. Typical would be his delusional beliefs, ie the telomere crap, which persists in the face of countering evidence. Atypical would be his relative linguistic fluency, which (from what I gather) is somewhat rare.

I've only seen luke with the persecution delusion once, in an old video where he was talking about hearing neighboring apartment's conversation through the walls, and what it meant to him. Very paranoid.

Usually his schizo seems to be more grandiose than persecutory, however.

Here's the old video btw:

 

[mothman96]

Wait did he fail his remedial math class or whatever he’s taking? I thought i read the whole thread but i missed what’s going on in class.

How will he get his phd now??

It was mentioned a few pages back that he hadn't been talking about his classes. Finals are next week. He's to much of a delusional narcissist to give up portraying himself as "genius".

Hoping someone with access to his facebook, can update.

 

[Trainwreck]

It was mentioned a few pages back that he hadn't been talking about his classes. Finals are next week. He's to much of a delusional narcissist to give up portraying himself as "genius".

Hoping someone with access to his facebook, can update.

I just read a bunch of his ramblings in FB. I will summarize since my pictures won't post.

He admits that the only reason he went to school is to start a family. He then asks what kind of a job he can get with only a HS diploma. Lots of people are answering him and giving him reasonable, normal job ideas. He turns literally every single on of them down by either saying pass or boring. He then tells everyone that he is broke and won't be able to buy sushi and board games anymore because he has to start paying rent now. He said that the rent is basically going to take up all his money. Boo hoo. Oh yeah, he's failing math too. Guess there won't be a Wern, Ph.D anytime ever.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

lucas' facebook is literally just an endless cycle of "waaah why don't girls talk to me" and then him getting butthurt when someone gives him actual advice. he'll make up weak excuses on why he can't get gen z girls to talk to him. i'm just waiting for his ass to get arrested and put in a home.

Well, what else would you expect from Lucas? He's a hypocrital manchild with zero self awareness. Back when he had a girlfriend he used to talk about her, but other people can't talk about their relationships. We all know that if he had a gf he wouldn't shut up about it.

I'm just surprised there isn't more of him crying about how he's single on Facebook.

I love you all, I hate you all.

It's time to report how this trash fire works, in the eyes of a mad man, with commentary and logic interjected by our dashing hero bassomatic.

This is gromulk pronounced grom u lik if you wonder. It's a modern monopoly. Oh boy, I can't wait. A man who's never held a job and failed a basic math class for middle schoolers is going to teach us market economics, on a board game. You use a d20 because d6 are stupid. Anyone who's ever used alternate sized dice knows none are better they hold better use, so already off to bad start. While a normal person could use this as a pun or something. Lucas is seriously so dumb he has a die bigotry and thinks since his game uses more sides of a die, it's better. Do we really need to break into the ruling of 2 d10 v d20 ? Yeah no because Lucas can't into multiplying lets not get into something deeper.

You set the board up how ever you want. This means it's not important or very easy to exploit. Colored peices cost money or energy it's called woo boo ( that sounds oddly racist to me like an old timey grandma doesn't want her car washed by them woo boo's at the gas station, I digress) There are black and white holes, you can travel with them. Black holes let you move to white holes.

You want to control all the space. The woo boo is currency. He shows a 2 10 20 100 and 500. In a real game it's split up. Left overs aren't used. Each person gets 45 since it's 90 a peice, it's not about getting money, or energy it's points. For uh, you know? You get points. You want to take their points and money to get points. So really points are money but not. Because?

You can start at an edge and move in any direct you wish. As long as it's on the board. You claim a space, you pay 1/5 the value, Lucas doesn't know the value, ther 5 or 6 of them. You have to buy it to know this. There are hixorms. They are also energy. It's 1/5 for the thing, so if it's 1000 you need 200 to buy. There's lots of cash in the game.

You throw arrows and one of them is on the space to show it's your piece. You get 5 and then get a crystal. It's a motel like monoply, like the stuff for warp drive. Theres'a story about this. You get a bonus. For all of it. The end once things are covered you roll the dice and have to bid how many rolls to get 100 points.

You can't get under 20 on 5 rolls, this is mathmathically wrong, there are many ways to get d20-5 to not make a final of 20. Lucas himself is confused and rolls the die a few times confused and say then you get your bet's worth. If you do it in 5 rolls you get some points, if you get it in 20 rolls that's points as well. He won't explain it. You can set the board up, so it's like monoply for the 20th century, or 21st. It's like monpoly but different, there are euro elements.

20 sided dice are modern. People are tired of moving in games, some people like rolling die so Lucas made him. He hopes people will buy it. It's better than monoploy and looks better. That's the game.

This makes no fucking sense at all, Lucas is stupid just like his game.

What's hilarious about it is that he basically took everything nice and simple about Monopoly and threw it out. Simple and common dice? Gone. Money? Gone (but not really). Easy to understand property? Gone but replaced with crystals, warp drives, and some dumb story that Lucas doesn't tell us. Currency that's easy to figure out and remember how much it's worth? Gone and replaced with chips that don't say how much they're worth. Property that's easy to figure out how much it costs? Gone. That nice stable board in Molopoly? Gone and replaced with something that you have to constantly fix since it moves too easily. Normal English words for things in the game? Gone and replaced with made up words that you'll have trouble remembering. But don't worry, guys, it's totally better than Monopoly! Totally.

I'm pretty sure everyone who has ever posted in the thread could do a better job creating a board game.

Lucas should market this game as a "virtual schizo" thing, showing folks what it's like to have schizophrenia. He might actually generate some interest that way.

From the little I've read about the condition, he has both typical and atypical traits. Typical would be his delusional beliefs, ie the telomere crap, which persists in the face of countering evidence. Atypical would be his relative linguistic fluency, which (from what I gather) is somewhat rare.

I've only seen luke with the persecution delusion once, in an old video where he was talking about hearing neighboring apartment's conversation through the walls, and what it meant to him. Very paranoid.

Usually his schizo seems to be more grandiose than persecutory, however.

Here's the old video btw:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OsVHgDpn5c0

Well that's a Lucas video I've never seen before. But yeah, I've never seen him act quite like that in any other video. Normally I can understand his word salads, but this...

 

[Da Dude123]

I just read a bunch of his ramblings in FB. I will summarize since my pictures won't post.

He admits that the only reason he went to school is to start a family. He then asks what kind of a job he can get with only a HS diploma. Lots of people are answering him and giving him reasonable, normal job ideas. He turns literally every single on of them down by either saying pass or boring. He then tells everyone that he is broke and won't be able to buy sushi and board games anymore because he has to start paying rent now. He said that the rent is basically going to take up all his money. Boo hoo. Oh yeah, he's failing math too. Guess there won't be a Wern, Ph.D anytime ever.

Ha! I knew it. Dude's tardbux are gonna all go to rent . Places like that intercept the SSDI . It's the only way they will get the rent money. I think this will be Lucas's one and only quarter at the Community College. The thing about a job is that Lucas could work part time and still keep his tardbux check. I have seen people way more banged up than Lucas get some kind of menial part time job. Most of them actually have a sense of pride on doing work . Not Lucas, though he wants everything for free. He also thought he could show up at the college with his Batman pantaloonies and the Gen Z girls would approach him.

 

[Aristophanes]

The thing is, I don't even think that Lucas would be able to function in any job role that requires him to work with others seeing as he's an arrogant, selfish person.

 

[Trainwreck]

The thing is, I don't even think that Lucas would be able to function in any job role that requires him to work with others seeing as he's an arrogant, selfish person.

Could you even imagine him at a job interview? "What are some of your best traits?" "My sperm is magic."


"Get out."

 

[AbraCadaver]

Ha! I knew it. Dude's tardbux are gonna all go to rent . Places like that intercept the SSDI . It's the only way they will get the rent money. I think this will be Lucas's one and only quarter at the Community College. The thing about a job is that Lucas could work part time and still keep his tardbux check. I have seen people way more banged up than Lucas get some kind of menial part time job. Most of them actually have a sense of pride on doing work . Not Lucas, though he wants everything for free. He also thought he could show up at the college with his Batman pantaloonies and the Gen Z girls would approach him.

“Pantaloonies” got me good

 

[mothman96]

Ha! I knew it. Dude's tardbux are gonna all go to rent . Places like that intercept the SSDI . It's the only way they will get the rent money. I think this will be Lucas's one and only quarter at the Community College. The thing about a job is that Lucas could work part time and still keep his tardbux check. I have seen people way more banged up than Lucas get some kind of menial part time job. Most of them actually have a sense of pride on doing work . Not Lucas, though he wants everything for free. He also thought he could show up at the college with his Batman pantaloonies and the Gen Z girls would approach him.

When Lucas was at Phoenix House, he had an assigned "payee". The payee received Lucas's disability check, payed the rent and whatever other expenses Lucas had. Lucas had to go through the payee for spending money. It may still be the case now that he is at Pioneer Pathway House.

There went Lucas's delusional fantasy that he was going to "science the shit" out of college, thinking the girls were going to be in awe of him and line up for his attention. He fell completely flat with that.

 

[Da Dude123]

The thing is, I don't even think that Lucas would be able to function in any job role that requires him to work with others seeing as he's an arrogant, selfish person.

That is really the thing. Lucas is dumb, but he is not full blown retarded. The arrogance and his awful personality would be the thing that would be his demise.

There are organizations probably the same one that helped get Lucas into his flophouse that assist the mentally challenged find work. And the employers are aware and in on the whole thing. They get a nice tax write off for empolying the disabled . But I am sure Lucas goes into a frenzy anytime his caseworker brings up him getting any part time job. Plus, he was hoping Bernie Sanders would get elected and give him more freebees and hook him up with a girlfriend.

These next two months are going to be interesting with Lucas no longer able to afford steaks from Churchill's.

 

[ManbearPig]

It is also interesting that since Lucas no longer has all that spending money, he also no longer can use expensive food dates with him to lure teenage girls. I can imagine fat fuck pedo fuming with tard rage in a fart filled dirty apartment.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

The news that Lucas can't abuse his SSDI to stuff his fat face with sushi and the possibility of some good sperging about money are excellent early Christmas gifts. Thank you Kiwi gods.