💀 Horrorcow Lorne Armstrong

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New RSO Yearbook Photo came out a couple of days ago:
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I wonder if Lorne has passed his sex offender class yet? He's only been attending it for 13 years at this point...

I also would've thought he'd look a bit happier now that he has a kid and a partner.
 
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New RSO Yearbook Photo came out a couple of days ago:
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I wonder if Lorne has passed his sex offender class yet? He's only been attending it for 13 years at this point...

I also would've thought he'd look a bit happier now that he has a kid and a partner.
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Lorne has never been happy and will never be happy. Even when his biggest problems in the world were lack of free mac n' cheese and meatballs, he was venomously miserable and hoping to take advantage of / revenge on anyone and everyone around him.

It does kill me that we have no flies on the wall re: the new baby and partner situation. There's gotta be so much horrorcow shit already going on, but we've just got no eyes on it.
 
Just caught this while watching Chris Hansen's "Predators I Caught" podcast. He shills a lot of stuff for extra cash on there, but this grabbed my attention.

I wonder if Lorne is aware that Hansen himself is monetizing Lorne's image in his merch store? That seems like exactly the kind of thing that might lure Lorne back to the internet to argue about it like the 87 Don Quixote he is. Always tilting at Chris, Xavier, and fawking Nathaniel.

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Edit: Oops, double post. I assumed someone else had said something in the last 8 days but I was wrong. My bad.
 
Barely relevant Lorne update for you all:

Michael, the son of Tony "Fahmah" Farmer, Lorne's deceased best frenemy, has been arrested for jacking off naked in public while watching a school bus go by - on at least two occasions. What the fuck is going on in that corner of Maine?????

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I'm not able to verify it, but someone on the temple is claiming that it isn't even the first time he's been booked for doing this. The only other arrest record that I can find is for arson.
 
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Any updates on the cawdcow? I checked jewtube but no dice.
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New February 24th document. He once again requested to be taken off probation claiming his two failed businesses as accomplishments and also for the protection of his new wife, 2yr old son and a mysterious upcoming child. Claims to travel to "Cananda" regularly to visit them as well as them coming to the TOF in Maine.

This doc also implies that he still receives letters and possible attempts at new catfishes but nothing has come out of it. It's also assumed at this point that Ashley is real and has his best interests in mind. Also implied that Lawn either impregnated her with her second child or there's some semantic fuckery going on eg him being a stepfather

He also reports to have obtained a Canadian citizenship, which some people have pointed out would be rather difficult due to his RSO status and him being on probation for a felony

 
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Ver archivo adjunto 8640080New February 24th document. He once again requested to be taken off probation claiming his two failed businesses as accomplishments and also for the protection of his new wife, 2yr old son and a mysterious upcoming child. Claims to travel to "Cananda" regularly to visit them as well as them coming to the TOF in Maine.

This doc also implies that he still receives letters and possible attempts at new catfishes but nothing has come out of it. It's also assumed at this point that Ashley is real and has his best interests in mind. Also implied that Lawn either impregnated her with her second child or there's some semantic fuckery going on eg him being a stepfather

He also reports to have obtained a Canadian citizenship, which some people have pointed out would be rather difficult due to his RSO status and him being on probation for a felony

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8JvrxWf5BW8
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I did some minimal research on this letter(meaning I fed it to Gemini because I am not going to put that much time into researching it and I am not tainting GPT or Claude with this human waste) and this is...kind of the result:
Lorne could be a Canadian citizen if his father was but even then it would be difficult for him to relocate with his convictions and RSO status.
He could have visited Canada if he was a citizen even with the felonies...maybe but probation would have let him go and he does not mention that they did. I do not think anyone has provided any records that indicate he has traveled to Canada either.
He, and this actually made me laugh, has never been harassed because he has always willingly engaged with the catfish. Like even Gemini knows he is full of shit.
He is also almost certainly destitute and most countries would block you from relocating on that basis.

I also inquired as to whether or not there were AI fingerprints on the letter and Gemini said no for reasons outside of the obvious errors. Still this was not Lornese so maybe someone helped him write it.

It is really unlikely it is someone pretending to be Lorne since this was found on Pacer.

Anyway...I highly doubt either child is his and I find it disgusting and frankly damning for his request to be released from probation which he is on for trying to rape a child so that he can be with his children.

I wonder if Lorne finally just snapped and is blatantly lying to try to get off of probation.
 
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New February 24th document. He once again requested to be taken off probation claiming his two failed businesses as accomplishments and also for the protection of his new wife, 2yr old son and a mysterious upcoming child. Claims to travel to "Cananda" regularly to visit them as well as them coming to the TOF in Maine.

This doc also implies that he still receives letters and possible attempts at new catfishes but nothing has come out of it. It's also assumed at this point that Ashley is real and has his best interests in mind. Also implied that Lawn either impregnated her with her second child or there's some semantic fuckery going on eg him being a stepfather

He also reports to have obtained a Canadian citizenship, which some people have pointed out would be rather difficult due to his RSO status and him being on probation for a felony

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8JvrxWf5BW8
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I don't get why people on the Temple are debating whether or not the doc is legit. It stinks of Lorne's writing.

I can't think of any other lolcow where one of their trolls ended up marrying/having kids with the lolcow? Are Ashley/Lorne the first?

No doubt this'll get rejected, as the others have, too. I'm looking forward to the court's response and finding out if Lorne has completed sex offender class yet (no doubt, not).

 
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This doc also implies that he still receives letters and possible attempts at new catfishes but nothing has come out of it. It's also assumed at this point that Ashley is real and has his best interests in mind. Also implied that Lawn either impregnated her with her second child or there's some semantic fuckery going on eg him being a stepfather

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8JvrxWf5BW8
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One of the least acknowledged developments while following a cow is the unmasking that comes when they achieve certain milestones.

There's some juicy meltdowns going on in the comments:

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A couple of weeks old now, but a small Lorne update that may lead to larger consequences. Probation has been preparing a response and a 'revocation report' since approx. early March. The Temple is in a tizzy about what 'revocation' means in this context and whether Lorne may be going back to jail. It's unclear what this means, of course, so any suggestion that it could be a revocation of probation and a return to the big house is pure speculation at this point - although it does look like that might be the case, given that probation's response and the revocation report are two separate items.

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Interestingly, it's Judge Woodcock, again - the same judge who previously sent Lorne to jail when his probation was revoked, and who dismissed Lorne's previous request to be taken off probation. Could it be that he's fed up with Lorne, or perhaps something has happened since we lost contact that warrants Lorne's probation being revoked? He's now been in rape class for 14 years, approx. 12 years longer than it takes the average person to complete it, and he has had to do his class alone after he allowed a catfish to listen in during a class as well as turning up to rape class while drunk at one point. I would also assume, given that he has a child now, that he has stricter terms that he has to adhere to, so he may well have broken these, or perhaps may have started drinking again, using his inability to see his child as an excuse.

The latest update for probation's responses is that an extension to Friday, May 15th was granted for probation to file their response:

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Watch this space - we should have access to the response/revocation report either on Friday or after next weekend.
 
Another delay to the response - May 22nd is set to be the new date.

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Two interesting things here:
  1. The ToF is still Lorne's address - I was under the impression that it was deemed uninhabitable?
  2. Looks like there's a new sexual offence assessment/treatment evaluation. The sad reality is that we probably won't get access to the full documents unless Ashley and Lorne break up and she leaks it.
I was looking for the latest pictures of the ToF and found this:
1. 2011 - before Lorne moved in
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2. The most recent pic I could find
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3. The ToF from the sky (per Google maps, this is from this year). Great to see Lorne is trying to keep his retarded pallet business going! Keep in mind also that Ashley let Lorne ejaculate inside her at least one time there
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Looking at the ToF on Google maps reminded me about how Winnie had Lorne believing that Google Earth was a live map, and that she could watch him driving trawk and waving out the driver's side window.
 
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The government's response has been submitted and subsequently uploaded to the Temple.

Some funny points:

  1. Lorne did another sex offender assessment, which seems to have concluded that either he hasn't improved or hasn't improved sufficiently to warrant terminating probation. I would assume this is as much confirmation as we'll ever get that Lorne is still attending sex offender class. While we don't have access to the assessment, several items hint at why they came to this decision:
    • "The defendant's problematic description of his offense conduct" - is he still running with the spaghetti and meatballs/messed up at the time story, I wonder?
    • "The final treatment report of his sex offender treatment clinician noting several ongoing concerns" - perhaps he's still getting turned on by children on TV and/or jacking it to the thought of girls from when he was at high school, as he admitted to around the time he was speaking with Blueboy/Casey. Unfortunately, we'll never know the specific details... that is, unless Lorne gets catfished again and shares the report with the catfish.
    • "The ongoing clinical concerns of the Sexual Offense Assessment and Treatment Evaluation evaluator."
  2. "Probation notes that the defendant’s family situation is unfortunate, but the defendant entered into his current relationship with full knowledge of his supervised release status." :story:

I saw it mentioned on the Temple, and I agree, too - it reads a lot like they're pissed off that he's already petitioning to be taken off probation less than two years after the previous attempt

The response's conclusion:

"Given the extraordinary risk his past life demonstrates to a vulnerable population and his prior spotty record on supervised release, the Court will require a much longer period of self-discipline before it seriously considers terminating his supervised release, which his sentencing judge imposed for the rest of his life. In making these assessments, the Court will necessarily lean on the opinions of the professionals who are dealing with Mr. Armstrong on an ongoing basis, and if he wishes to be successful, he should continue to comply with the conditions of supervised release and seek the unequivocal support of the Probation Office and his counselors."

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Now we wait for a decision and the revocation report. The government's response is pretty boilerplate and doesn't give away anything particularly juicy, but I would imagine the revocation report might reveal some information that's happened since Lorne stopped speaking to the catfish.
 
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While we wait on Judge Woodcock's decision, the trailer for an A24 Chris Hansen film has dropped, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris.


Imagine if they included our Cawd and saviour. No doubt the director would've inevitably stumbled upon Lorne, the catfishing, and the Temple while researching the film.
 
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While we wait on Judge Woodcock's decision, the trailer for an A24 Chris Hansen film has dropped, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yrfrf53ttYY
Imagine if they included our Cawd and saviour. No doubt the director would've inevitably stumbled upon Lorne, the catfishing, and the Temple while researching the film.
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do you think he's read lorne's chatlogs
 
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