🌟 Internet Famous Linus Gabriel Sebastian & Linus Media Group / Linus Tech Tips - Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2

[neger psykolog]

I fail to see how buying a fucking jet airplane is anything but absolutely retarded.
I've heard that older planes can be way more expensive in terms of maintenance and how the fuck are they going to compete with companies that have fleets of jets and global partnerships when they're just going to have one?

Beside that, aviation has been in super growth mode for quite a while so I would have to guess that they're buying assets at peak retard values.

 

[BlueSpark]

“One side, the other wife, and in between”? What the fuck is that about? That’s not how the saying goes. Is this passive-aggressive turbo-faggot trying to say something about Jake’s personal life or did his brain just miss a step coming down the stairs?

I think he was trying to say Jake was the other wife, even though the joke was always Jake is the bull for Yvonne and Lienus is the cuck. He tried to spin it a bit where heh, redditorino, he's actually the alpha in these relationships.

The phrase for me was always "his side, her side, and the truth." Because Lienus can't use gender specific because he's a fag liberal leaf, he tried to be cute and failed.

lol I think it's just autocomplete and "wife" was supposed to be "side" (he hit W instead of the S he was aiming for, then when he hit I it autocompleted to "wife" or "wife" was offered as the peimary autocomplete word and he instinctively hit it without reading)

 

[StacticShock]

More likely he tries to 9/11 GN HQ

As-salamu alaykum dear LTT viewers, today we will build a gaming setup on this plane, so we can bombard the Gamers Nexus infidels HQ as allah commands.

Yeah, I can totally see him getting butthurt over Linus building yet another house for himself while he’s getting peanuts. But if you’re in your early 20s and can afford two V10 BMWs and keep them running, then maybe your money situation isn’t that bad. Please get your priorities straight or at least don’t whine about not being able to afford a house when you’re buying money pits like these.

aren't these BMW's used as well? which means they cost a good penny to do maintenance, hell, even a "brand new" BMW cost good money to keep running fine as most mechanics fucking hate having to deal with the thing.

 

[Kakkerum420]

A very interesting strategy from LTT to go the Quarteringmaxxing route, it will be interesting to see how it works out.

 

[Kiislova]

Linus could be the dark horse in this year's race with this stunt alone, he's the sleeper miata of lolcows now.

Paraprasing what Null's said, a peak lolcow behaviour is when someone is given sane and obvious advice, repeatedly refuses to accept it to clear detriment to themselves. Linus is there, has been there a few times already.

Linus as LOTY? That would require some MASSIVE happenings, but hey, January has been a strong month and we still have time for another major January 2026 event.

 

[ZipDisk]

I'm shocked they let him put this out. Like even Linus admits he underpays all of his mutants because of the "opportunity" he provides them.
Creepy Tivy finally realized there is no opportunity, he just got stuck in a rut from not knowing anything else.
The funny thing is, I always hated how he would fumble fuck projects worse than Linus, but now I'm sad the gremlin can't break more shit in Linus 3rd house.

As to mandatorylurk lol @ emily, c'mon kramer, you know the no-no words get you "removed from the ecosystem". Tubing is all LTT ticks have. They certainly can't pivot into tech retail, unless we're talking geeksquad.

Also, Linus has always said that if you bring any HR shit to him, he will straight up ghost you. Still having trouble finding the video though. He kind of tiptoed around it on WAN show and in a recent video he said he's horrible at communicating with employees and Luke said his sarcasm is just Linus being a dick. I think the "I will ghost you" shit was from before the Whonnock crash because they actually had HR at that point.

holy shit Luke is a fucking idiot.

It's so far beyond that. He's finally starting to bite back at Linus on camera, but he essentially just married the fucker. Yvonne put the money, Luke signed liability. If ANYTHING goes wrong with that jet, and it will, he is beyond fucked.

Originally HR was Linus' wife.

"You don't get to see the moving parts" is the 2026 liars retort of the year, and we're one fucking month in! Every fucking company is pulling that one out.
"I'd like to discuss this recent policy enforcement" "That is above your level" "This directly affects my ability to work" "We don't explain HR policy to employees or customers."

"The other wife" is linus spoonerism blaming his wife. Yvonne said no raise for jake! >: |
(She probably didn't want him in her fucking house either)

 

[Don't Dance]

... and how the fuck are they going to compete with companies that have fleets of jets and global partnerships when they're just going to have one?

Simple. He will add a computor with watercooling for them tech influencers. As if he did anything else in his carrer

 

[Breadbassket]

Update on the LMG plane, there was this article published that talks about it:

The key points are:

• Influence Air is a subsidiary of LMG and only the site is registered on Luke's name
• There's was a few flights from CA to CES and NY(Jimmy Fallon show)
• It's a heavy private jet, which is one of the most luxurious types of jets
• It costed around 5-6Mi according to the listing

I'm guessing that by the name, Linus wants to make money with the private jet by providing traveling services to wealthy Internet personalities?

 

[neger psykolog]

Simple. He will add a computor with watercooling for them tech influencers. As if he did anything else in his carrer

Adding shit to a private jet is like a coworking space adding a fucking playstation or ping pong table to try and entice you to work in their wage cage.

Nigga if I can afford to charter a private jet then I can afford a faggot to run around after me with my own playstation and bags of cocaine.

 

[anklyscr]

adding anything to a commercial aircraft is neigh on the impossible and very expensive.

Being gamer spec RGB enabled gear isn't going to fly with the FAA,CAA , EASA or frostbackAA and it's all got to be legit if you want to get paid for it

 

[Spiral Architect]

What in the cringe is this shit:

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It’s weird how Reddit infantilizes anyone under 30. He’s a grown man, not a teenager.

 

[Pee Cola]

Linus must be pissed...... Another narrative he cant control,

it could be worse. At least Jake didn't mention Linus's braces. Now that would have really pissed him off.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Linus as LOTY? That would require some MASSIVE happenings

I think trying to enter the private jet charter market with a used up jet that costs more in maintenance fees that its own purchase price is peak behavior tbh.

 

[neger psykolog]

I think trying to enter the private jet charter market with a used up jet that costs more in maintenance fees that its own purchase price is peak behavior tbh.

And weren't they talking about maybe buying a fucking yacht before this? Nigga obviously just has a bunch of money he is dying to spend for some reason.

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

I wasnt really impressed with the jake video. I didn’t mind the home reno videos he did and when that stopped I kind of lost interest. That being said I thought his video was kind of gay and histrionic, milking it a bit even.

i think a lot of his reasons for leaving are pretty normal. i went through a similar move from a stressful job at an underpaying small company to a stress free job at well paying big boy and the grass truely is green. however he sounds a little gay when he starts talking about muh therapist said this muh therapist said that. plus the my family followed by a screenshot of a reddit post of his dog, screenshots of inane text conversations, and various other reddit-brained bread crumbs don’t make him an endearing character to the viewer. also what’s with his endless obsession with that asian guy called dennis? That’s not a real asian name. Also giving an ultimatum is gay.

while i don’t condone LTTs scummy practice of underpaying their staff (you can have decent salary, development and a good work culture they aren’t all mutually exclusive) i also don’t care that much in this case. for the majority of it he was a teen, then a guy in his early twenties, and for most of it he was a “labourer” or just a guy doing odd shit. Given he doesn’t have any real qualifications I’m not sure how he’d go in a real IT job, probably need to get some certs or tickets at a minimum. I also think it’s real cute that he tried to bargain a payrise with a job offer that he apparently didn’t take. Like yeah I guess he could have gotten that job but he obviously wants to work in YouTube and Linus called that correctly.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I had family members in the 1980s try to do that shit.

If it floats, flies, or fucks. You will lose money.

I m sorry but with houses Canadian real estate, pickel ball courts, media, companies and now a jet.

I m thinking he has to be laundring money for someone

Laundering money via aircraft is quite possibly the worst way to do it, with how highly regulated and attended to they are. It's going to have a miserable return rate, and be difficult to wash out to the relevant people.

But you're right that its a retarded idea - I still stand by it based on the name. I really do think he's just making a really stupid fucking decision.

 

[Bored boring Co]

And weren't they talking about maybe buying a fucking yacht before this? Nigga obviously just has a bunch of money he is dying to spend for some reason.

And they will spend it literally punching holes in the sky before they will give their employees raises. Since buying an aircraft is a multi month process I wonder if the employees that left started looking for the door after Linus told them about his "I buy a plane instead of paying to a decent wage" plan....probably followed by "Trust me bro, it will be great for the content".

 

[GosuGopher]

I sure hope Linus pays top-dollar for a reputable hangar near Surrey and an experienced Canadian service team to keep his private plane maintained.

I'm less optimistic than he is on LTT surviving him, and am not sure the world is ready for the memeing on his grave which would occur.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Nigga if I can afford to charter a private jet then I can afford a faggot to run around after me with my own playstation and bags of cocaine.

i mean, never underestimate the propensity of terminally online zoomers with influencer money to piss it away on the stupidest shit. on the other hand linus is washed up and retarded and i see his chances at being able to market this service to these people as laughable and near zero. the 2018-ish era of upstart faggots doing "collabs" with random (((millionaires))) to be able to put some gaudy mclamborghinis or yachts or planes in their video for views is long over

 

[oh no its pipkun]

I think he was trying to say Jake was the other wife, even though the joke was always Jake is the bull for Yvonne and Lienus is the cuck. He tried to spin it a bit where heh, redditorino, he's actually the alpha in these relationships.

The phrase for me was always "his side, her side, and the truth." Because Lienus can't use gender specific because he's a fag liberal leaf, he tried to be cute and failed.

sounds like linus is blaming chinkwife for denying jake his raise.