Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

There is no greater joke than a super morbidly obese woman claiming she's in recovery for an eating disorder.

 

[Unog]

It looks like he has buck teeth and a lip you cover a pool with. Such an unfortunate looking motherfucker.

 

[Trombonista]

I demand higher quality dicks for my amusement. I have standards you see.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

most MATI post of the day after DSP gets his chapter 7 bankruptcy:

Now I'm not saying anyone could or should, but I hear if you hop on the dark web and type in hit man for hire, a solution for all of this comes up.

 

[Unog]

This isn't an alligator attack, an attack happens when the animal goes out and hunts it's prey. This is just an alligator having a meal delivered to it, and then getting fucking shot for it.

 

[Aria]

$10 says joel dies

 

[Trombonista]

Ladies, ladies, you're all fat.

 

[Trombonista]

Personally I prefer Shark Week to Penis Week but hey I'll take what I can get in a pandemic.

 

[Trombonista]

2 billion websites out there and they still choose KiwiFarms for their meltdowns.

God bless mental illness.

 

[Trombonista]

I don't think anyone is ever really forced to write (and draw!) smurf torture porn.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

Sorry to burst Phil's bubble, but the avatar crimes subsector of the FBI are still busy finishing up paperwork from when Null disabled avatars here a few weeks ago.

context:

 

[Trombonista]

The Doctor from Doctor Who is also more of an intellectual hero, and he/she/it has been known to blow up aliens and planets and stuff, sometimes with large guns. I think it would make Wogglebug much more relatable if he committed at least one or two murders, or maybe tried heroin or meth.

 

[Trombonista]

Holy shit, if I wanted to see a pussy destroyed that completely, I'd be watching FTM surgery but apparently, the bar has been raised.

 

[Trombonista]

Covid-19 brought the world to a halt.

The US is burning.

But one thing never changes.

Yandere Simulator is still in development.

Feels nice to have at least one stable thing in these troubling times.

 

[Trombonista]

I've been holding off of this morbid horse race, but when you see a horse being strapped with a rocket engine, you got to place a bet.

 

[Trombonista]

I have a toddler. Nothing more needs to be said.

"they told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became a lolcow"

 

[Trombonista]

You need another hobby. I suggest laughing at people on the internet.

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

Who wants to incubate my egg shaped penis?

 

[Trombonista]

Man, imagine being the guy from the feds who has to be Thad's internet TardWrangler

 

[Recoil]

They're not real communists until they run out of food.