Line Of The Day

[Piss Bear]

That’s what happens when we get public notifications of Null doing something, Null is an autism magnet that attracts the most re.tarded people on this website. Because of this threads get ruined for a while because of these people.

 

[BajaBlaster]

You know what, after rereading this I see the self irony about my post. Good call putting this here Brutal Poodle.

 

[Trombonista]

Hey, now, at least cum dumpsters have worth, in their ability to dumpster cum.

 

[Army Burger]

Freedom Fries
1 minute ago
one of the poops looks like fried chicken

 

[Piss Bear]

Speaking of bodyparts, Beggie peepee falled off and he ate that dehydrated, tiny little delectable crisp. once it hit the floor he hit the flo lil jon style

 

[Trombonista]

By the time the game is out it'll be old enough to star in these hentai games.


After months of lurking I make an account for this one dumb joke

 

[Piss Bear]

Some fucktard with a shield next to its name will burst into threads for any reason, at any time and announce "You have been shadoebanned", make a new account. You cannot possibly anticipate or predict when or why they will take this action when you look at their comment history.
We used to drown people like this at birth or at least when it became apparent they were pulsating masses of autism. That practice needs to come back in vogue

(idk when he started off with a new sentence about drowning people at birth for showing signs of being a reddit moderator I bursted out laughing)

 

[Trombonista]

I don't think I've ever read something so horrid on this site, and I'm posting on Kiwifarms.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

Answer my question, is the issue here. All the dog turd on the planet cant do it. tell me im wrong.

None of you japs would even have a computer to begin with, if it wasnt for us. And if you say otherwise, ill have to bong you on the head a little hardish.

Never ending jap shit, is what goes on in your head. And after ive sorted out you jap wimps im going to smack me out some dirty africans, and you should like it when i do, you black fuckheads. And anyone who thinks different may as well be the next generation of half dopey spastic cooners.

Thats what this forum sounds like.

 

[Diabeetus]

@HIVidaBoheme don't just cowardly come in here and rate everyone and not post you fucking sissy faggot pansy neko shota loli oni shortstack bbw inflation fetishist hentai consoomer bingbingwahoo freetard speedrunning tranny veteran d&d playing lobotomite gremlin troglodyte hipster commie stalinist circumcised film critic, I will literally rape you

(for added effect, read this like you're a wrestler badmouthing another fighter during an interview, talking into the camera and everything)

 

[AprilRains]

(for added effect, read this like you're a wrestler badmouthing another fighter during an interview, talking into the camera and everything)

The Ultimate Warrior would have done an amazing job with it.

 

[chaosrevolutions]

"Ladies & Gentleman Take My Advice: Pull Down Your Pants & Slide On The Ice!"

 

[Diabeetus]

Call me when I get arrested for telling jokes.
Call me when I get arrested for a blunt butter knife.
Call me when I get arrested for words on a screen that might offend 3 people or less.
Call me when out government spend more time policing Twitter than arresting pedophiles.
Call me when our government starts sucking the dick of the UN.
Call me when our government is bound by directives from foreign governments.
Call me when our government stops newspapers from printing the real offender's race, picture and name.
Call me when our police are too afraid of being called racist for doing their job they let grooming gangs rape girls and boys.
Call me when in the US a 89 year old woman goes to jail for 14 months over something she posted on social media.
Call me when you the US stops having a concept of fair use.
Call me when the US uses 'Asian' for everyone over the shade of beige.
Call me when you stop censoring fucking everything in sight.
Call me when the US entertainment companies, including PBS have mandated racial quotas no matter the content.

Call me when you have a first amendment.

 

[Trombonista]

It is impossible to comprehend the amount of big-dick energy required to post vore on LinkedIn.

 

[that jerk over there]

If you enjoy reading fortune cookies while watching a nude Bobby Hill run around in a photo lab, this is the comic for you.

 

[Swagstika]

Well, shit. I just realized that when I pointed out that this was an awesome line of the day, I never added it to the thread.

"Bizoire" is Chantal's made-up word for da club where Sam goes for his beezin. He can do his beezin at home of course, but when he really gets going, he heads for the "bizoire".

This one is good too:

Now with that said, someone please shoot me for knowing these things. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

I've been intrigued into trying bestiality for quite some time now..mostly horse masturbation, and being on the submissive end of a dog's lustful fury x)

I have heard of there being erotic zoo clubs and brothels in countries like Germany, Serbia, and Denmark. And I am wondering if anyone knows of where I might be able to go to get this sort of experience that I'm looking for. I live in Europe, and currently in my early thirties and bisexual.

Well shit, you can take Bubba out of the shower but you can’t take the shower out of Bubba.

 

[Distant Stare]

I haven't been able to climax since November unless I think or talk about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

 

[Imposteroak]

You've heard of the Dark Triad traits (narcissism, psychopathy, and Machiavellianism), which greatly increase the likelihood of being a criminal? Narcissism, autism, and stupidity are the Dim Triad, which greatly increase the likelihood of being a lolcow.

 

[Trombonista]

Stop fighting. We're all here for the same thing. The penis picture.