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[Trombonista]

Why can't they just be normal?

Nigger no one here is normal

 

[The Cunting Death]

th-thanks spinning 2hu

 

[Trombonista]

This is like a 20-year high school reunion with all the alumni going, "Wait. Wayne hasn't graduated yet?"

 

[Distant Stare]

Perhaps you should hide your tabs and bookmarks next time.

 

[オウム 2]

Trent shares his anus with many men. Just call him up on the phone and say “anus” and he comes running.

 

[Trombonista]

Wow.
No more shit explosions.

This is truly the end of an era.

 

[Trombonista]

I have to admit, from a sociological perspective this man's fetishes are absolutely fascinating. Lots of people feel guilty about the side effects of our affluent industrial society (poverty, degradation of nature, corporate consolidation, et cetera). Many of us do things to relieve this guilt: volunteering, giving to charities, supporting government policies or private initiatives that protect the vulnerable.

But this guy? When faced with the harsh realities of modern life, he pulls his pants down and beats his chode like it owes him money. I almost admire his tenacity.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Mods please close this thread

 

[Trombonista]

Poor Twilight, lying in a cold, lonely bed in a dark, empty house, waiting for Jin to come home and slip in beside her without looking at her, remembering the days when hers was the only face he sprayed with liquid diarrhea.

Chris went from a FUCKIN toxic white male to a beatiful female soul and don't let anyone convince you otherwise

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I love how no one actually uses this thread to quote chat anymore

 

[Alpacawitz]

I have sex with men and this thread is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

 

[The Pink Panther]

The French are so gay even their bread is shaped like cocks.

 

[Alpacawitz]

It’s a shame we’ll never get a team up movie of the autistic avengers.

Europe was full of niggers before 14th century but they all died in the Plague, why else would it be called "Black Death"

 

[Alpacawitz]

If it lands on her face, she can't get pregnant.

No amount of eyeliner will detract from that 5 o'clock shadow

 

[Trombonista]

Yes, there’s only so much you can screen for prenatally. A lot is up to fate after that.

And this is why me and Mrs Verger consult a psychic during the second trimester when considering the choice of terminating or possibly producing a baby Hitler.


Six tries and we sadly have yet to make our baby Hitler.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Isn't she the one who kept pushing Activia in order to "keep you regular"?

I shat like a motherfucker because of that yogurt, like holyshit worst time to eat it was on the bus trip and the bus was full of chinese foreigners and they all used the bus bathroom every two minutes and never cleaned anything.

For that I will forever fucking hate that women I hope she burns in Hell.

 

[Diabeetus]

@ZehnBoat I was just about to post that one. Sad!

 

[Trombonista]

Are you telling me his legal name translates to Lion Lion?

 

[Trombonista]

It is not the Ten SUGGESTIONS you fucking witch cunt.

 

[Alpacawitz]

This is the best drive-by tranny we’ve had in months. Thanks for the dick pic dude, we all loved it.