Line Of The Day

[Diabeetus]

Nigga, I was mastubating at like two or three years old by bunching my blanket up between my legs and humping it. I remember the day I saw BDSM on the internet and realized I wasn't the first person to think about tying girls up and touching them while they cried. Git gud.

 

[Unog]

If vegans really wanted to help they'd suck the farts out of cows asses so they could replenish the ozone.

 

[The Pink Panther]

"I disapprove of what you say, but I would die for your right to say it. But I won't cry if you're too insufferable and stupid to stay in the market, so see ya bitches."
--Voltaire or something I dunno

 

[Trombonista]

I am always right. Given time and enough asskissing, I may decide to forgive you.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Golden quote from the "kiwifarms dox" thread.

I don't know if they got my IP or not but :powerlevel: I'm in a big ass city so it doesn't really matter. Sucks 'cause I want to see some fat guy come all this way to menacingly stare at me for using an Internet forum.

 

[The Pink Panther]

This trollpost on Dynastia's death thread is of quality as well:

this thread is a circle jerk and you're just fondling balls rn. you think anyone worth a damn cares about being "known" on a doxxing and hate website that laughs at re:tards? Shit's cringe as fuck 'bruh' and anyone attempting to paint this as a matter of principle is seriously deluded. lock this faggy thread already you stockholm sycophants.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm too autistic to leave. I have to call people retards individually out there. In here I can do it in mass.

 

[Pina Colada]

J coughing in the intro like an aids patient from the early 90s is a great look.

 

[Distant Stare]

I'm sure there's a fat woman you could watch eat on stream.

I'm sick of hearing the same fucking jokes every day.

 

[AltisticRight]

Doxxing is spelt with 2 exes.

XX

 

[lolwut]

One day. One day it will be my day in the sun. & the sun will be mad puss.

 

[Distant Stare]

I write the saddest words of tongue and pen
Now I know, Null was right again

 

[Trombonista]

Candace Owens is not thicc, and this is a hill I am willing to die on.

 

[The Pink Panther]

@CatParty is an absolute curse on this board and this site, and is responsible for 90% of your A&H pain. He does not eat, sleep, and will not stop until you are inundated with non-news about trannies in lefty thinkpieces.

User #25 indeed.

 

[BOONES]

"White holes only in my galaxy gtfo black holes" I hate to suggest my own quote but i still cackle like an autist at this.

 

[Trombonista]

You can't grow your legs back but you can stop being a cunt.

Come now, don't ask the impossible from Becky. Growing back the legs is way easier for her.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I wish I could write "fuck niggers" and have it described as "he was critical of African Americans."

Quoted from OP of this:

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/sarah-jeong-leaves-the-nyt-editorial-board.61840/

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Null should start selling tickets for an opportunity to argue with EasyPeasy over the quality of various funnily named European retailers.

 

[Trombonista]

Just masturbate to internet pornography for God's sake, at least then the only life you're ruining is your own.

 

[Trombonista]

Man it has been a long time since I lurked Anna's thread I wonder what she's up to, is she still pretending to eat that cr-Her colon is sticking out of her abdomen fuck this.