Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

What kind of dumb question is this, did he fuck the whore? If yes, it "counts".

 

[Trombonista]

Some people just don't learn. The worst of em' become lolcows, look at Russell Greer.

 

[Trombonista]

kiwifarms has the same woman thread every week don't you all get tired?

 

[Trombonista]

Kim has like 45 lbs on Broccoli. All she'd have to do is spider-monkey launch at him and go dead weight. Bam, Broccoli goes down.

I'd pay to watch that, incidentally.

 

[Trombonista]

I think if you pay $20 a month for an entire year, you should get some kind of extra special bonus perk. I'm not sure what, though.

Bossman personally fucks your mom and rates her pussy nice.

 

[Trombonista]

Fuck it, I'm going deathfat max, do 20 mukbangs, become 350 pounds, and sign up for the Texans practice squad.
I will chop block every single edge rusher, cause an injury every blitz, and be called for 12 men on the field at least 4 times a game.
Anything to save the next season...

 

[The Un-Clit]

via @Nick G from Acerthorn:

"I allegedly would talk to inanimate objects like poles, which is a manifestation of insanity and, therefore, mental impairment and, therefore, protected disability."

 

[Trombonista]

bro accuses everyone else of USI and then posts shit like this

 

[Trombonista]

I don't pretend to be a giga brain. These are false and derogatory allegations. I am very open about my very nice 69 IQ. I should sue you for defamation.

 

[Trombonista]

Kailyn is an obese and obviously hygiene-challenged tard who lives in clothing made of cheap Chinese polyester, has a massive collection of cheap body sprays she saturates herself with in lieu of showering, sleeps in filth with her equally skuzzy partner, consumes a diet of exclusively garbage and chemicals, and there is never a day where she doesn't slather herself with at least a dozen different cosmetics and skin care goops that she has no idea how to use, are often years expired, and are nearly all of bottom-dollar dime store quality. Gee, why might this person be experiencing skin irritation? Idk, probably AIDS.

 

[•~•]

He will just eat the cheese and you, bones and all. then on the next Mati he will tell us all he only ate the cheese.

 

[Trombonista]

oh my god just go outside

 

[The Un-Clit]

"See the happy moron, he doesn't give a damn.
I wish I were a moron. My God! Perhaps I am!"

 

[Trombonista]

Getting shot in the face ain't exactly good for the skin.

 

[Trombonista]

I can’t believe Aussies are out here eating bread with sprinkles and we’re the deathfats

 

[Trombonista]

I swear to God, Karrli Thomas karrli thomas had better not end up being a fucking devil-worshipping serial killer or some shit

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Also, you're about as edgy as a 2005 MySpace promo.

 

[Trombonista]

If I were an orphan, it would be an honor for Karrli Thomas to kill me.

 

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I'M GONNA COVER SOMETHING IN CHEESE AND STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH IN A SECOND.

 

[Trombonista]

I just remember Donnie was too insane and willing to commit actual crimes and finally Null just made a deal to cull his thread if he left him alone and the rest were too up their own asses to work together so it fell apart. Then I guess Elaine fucked Vordrak.