Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

I'm not reading all that.
You're a retard.

 

[Trombonista]

Limiting yourself to one form of media is like only doing dumbbell curls and expecting your legs to develop.

 

[mave957]

Seconding that. I know I shouldn't have but I lol'd.

Chuckles the Fox... man, some of the stuff people post is just on another level.

 

[Trombonista]

I’ll start writing something long, think “why am I typing all this shit on a Chris Chan forum”, delete 90% of it and hit post.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm pretty sure that if you asked even Manchester United fans "What do you think of the New York Jets" you'd get something along the lines of "fuck the jets lmaoooo." It's one of those universal truths.

 

[Trombonista]

My dude this is Kiwi Farms. Shitting up threads is what we do.

 

[Trombonista]

One of these days I'll stop posting these things in the Acerthorn thread by accident.

 

[Gregis]

I was also nice enough to deploy Tactical Welpers

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Cooler heads have prevailed. The insane and dangerous ideology of the peacemongers was once again shown to be completely bankrupt. War, gentlemen, is back.

 

[Trombonista]

No Scat fetishist deservers a bitchin PC set-up!!!

 

[Gregis]

Fuck you and your stupid second home and seventh car and dozenth trip to Europe. I hope you're both cheating on each other with the poolboy.

 

[Trombonista]

I go to work dealing with the sammies of the world and come home to the sammie in this thread.

 

[Big Nasty]

When I was a little kid I would put on a "rock spa" where I would play soothing music, wash rocks I found outside, then slather them with moisturizer and nail polish before spritzing them with perfume and putting them back. I thought it would make them feel nice.

 

[Trombonista]

This is the most white trash thing I've ever seen

 

[Trombonista]

Trump shoulda been the one to sue

The implication he fucked loomer is way worse

 

[Trombonista]

We must remember this one fundamental truth when discussing Teddy Roosevelt: he didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose him.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

A pooner in a scrum would stick out like a sore thumb.

Unfortunate bars.

 

[Big Nasty]

Just another night at USPG2:

I heard that stud hooked his copium mask up to his own anus after getting threadbanned

Apart from the general lunacy/inebriation, he's become quite the doomer.

It’s fake, he’s let the mask slip before. Whatever schizo fetish he gets out of this performance, it isn’t real.

Has anyone tried raping Fatpacks?

You can't rape the willing.

 

[Trombonista]

Accelerationists are retards whose plan goes something like this:
1. Democracy dies, the system collapses.
2. I kill niggers and libtards with muh guns.
3. ???
4. I am now living in a mansion surrounded by bitches who want my dick.

 

[Gregis]

‘I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’ the complaint reads.