Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

Thanks for reminding me why I let braver souls than myself watch and recap the videos.

 

[natsukashii]

If I believed in schizophrenia, id say you have it. - @Yamaha YM2612

 

[Trombonista]

I genuinely hope she feels better.

...even if she has Islamic thoughts about fucking Jar Jar Binks. Ew. I should know better than click on spoilers, but I'll never learn that lesson.

 

[Trombonista]

Well if your point sucks then don't make it.

 

[Trombonista]

Personally I think Harris/Walz needed to lean in more on the 'they're just so weird' angle they were going for at one point during the '24 campaign. I don't know why they backed off of that.

They were running against America's first (probably of many!) lolcow president, talk about what a lolcow he is more! Link everyone to the Kiwifarms thread! HIRE ME!

 

[ChompChomp]

Spraying shit on top of shit isn't going to solve anything.

 

[Doggo]

PETA is like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your dog.

 

[Trombonista]

The Niners get injured more than... something that gets injured a lot. I'm three drinks in, my witty retorts went to bed an hour ago.

 

[Trombonista]

I don't know what the right answer is, but also I'm some asshole posting on Kiwi Farms and not a political scientist or diplomat.

 

[Trombonista]

You know what. It’s my fault for having a phone

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Merlin is still an ugly dog. I don't get the appeal of a dog who can't breathe and whose tail is wedged into it's anal cavity.

But enough about Idubbbz.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm almost honored to share a website with the biggest retards in the world.

 

[Trombonista]

and as they say sexual frustration is a terrifying thing.

 

[Trombonista]

There’s something so wrong about using the words “extra large nostrils” and “sniffing” and “butt plugs” in the same sentence.

 

[•~•]

you're gonna get cancelled by the Skating Negroes of America Association if you don't bail ASAP

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Dear Reddit CEO,
I suck dick for cock and am highly influential, I demand my janny powers back and a 100% raise.
Yours truly forever,
Bald-combover Faggot

 

[Trombonista]

I was a much happier and less traumatized person before reading this.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Using a carnifex to massage their prostate is not the same as playing warhammer.
Its very close, yes.

 

[Trombonista]

Alex has been painting out of spite, and has been proving us wrong.
If only she and Noah could learn to be decent co-parents to their fucking child out of spite. They'd never do it for the sake of doing the right thing, but at least they could do it so it for the sake of proving someone wrong.

 

[Trombonista]

So “wow the worst people ever want to fuck me” isn’t the flex she thinks it is. I can make a fetlife profile right now with saggy skinned Tammy Slaton as the pic and have tons of guys wanting to fuck it. Doesn’t mean any of those men are fuckable.