Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

she is the most unfuckable woman I’ve ever seen and I watch chantal

 

[Trombonista]

Mike Love is responsible for Kokomo. Hell isn't enough of a punishment.

Unless that fucking song is on repeat as he burns for all eternity.

 

[Trombonista]

Glenn, if you are having your kids ride in the car without a rear facing car seat, I will find you and...do something.

 

[Trombonista]

This place is honestly the most incompetent hate-site-murder-cult I have ever joined.

 

[Trombonista]

Uhhh the Nazis invented meth doing meth is basically Ubermensch behavior it's called culture!

At least how he sees it as he strips copper wires from the back of an abandoned warehouse.

 

[Trombonista]

"Weed gummy socialist" probably describes a pretty sizable demographic nowadays, but it doesn't really have the same ring to it.

 

[Trombonista]

I've never lost my tromboner for you.

 

[Trombonista]

All I know is Jews can't eat raw oysters and that means there's more for me.

 

[Trombonista]

not a single one of my posts has been good. free your inner retard, let your thoughts fester in this godforsaken wasteland known as the Internet

 

[Trombonista]

Her current religion is "eat, sleep, and shit", which is just Becky's true religion minus the weed and strange dick.

 

[Trombonista]

Can't you people be normal for 5 minutes.

This is Kiwi Farms.

 

[Trombonista]

Buc-ee’s is cool now outside of Texas, show us a fucking Buc-ee’s, Anna.

 

[ChompChomp]

I shouldn't need a sandwich and a chair to Finish someone.

 

[Trombonista]

Imagine learning about your mom's legal troubles by reading your own kf thread

 

[Trombonista]

Everything we experience is life, even if it's online.

 

[Trombonista]

Azealia’s “boobies” are hardly some state secret.

 

[Trombonista]

Well I was going to get her some friends for her birthday, but if she's going to be like that I'll just return them to the store.

 

[Trombonista]

I want whatever drugs you're having.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If a website asks for a picture of your asshole with a timestamp, you might be in the wrong place.

 

[Trombonista]

I've never heard of loose skin fetishists but I 100% believe they exist.