Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

What's so bad about helping porn?

I'd rather live in a world without "Dogfart Productions."

 

[ICametoLurk]

TheAmazingAxolotl: alright guys, @ICametoLurk is going back in time to jizz in the primordial ooze, we'll know if he succeeded if we're here to discuss the ethics of jizzing in space

 

[Trombonista]

Before Kiwi Farms, I'd never have thought that the words "baby smurf torture porn" could be used in that combination.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

No. It was BlackbusterCritic's fault! He's the reason this damn thread exists! I hope he finds me Irl. Because when he does, I'm gonna be ready. When he does, I'm gonna kill him!

I did my waiting! 5 years of it! In solitude! In misery! That scum. My friends, my publicity, everything I had! He took them from me! He took them!

 

[Trombonista]

"I decided to film myself eating to death and fucking my gut flabs for an audience of fetishists but I draw the line at talking to people with anime avatars, a guy's gotta have standards"

 

[Trombonista]

"Give every child a chance, we can always exterminate them later if they turn out gay or autistic."

 

[Trombonista]

lol doxing people's 19th century ancestors is a new one and i absolutely approve of it

 

[Ntwadumela]

@Cuck Norris

 

[Trombonista]

You know what women dig? Fucking brevity.

 

[Tranhuviya]

@Null: i've seen enough horse cock to know that's not one

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I only watched the first few minutes or so. I might play the rest of the vid when I have troubles sleeping or something.
.

 

[Trombonista]

We're all faggots why are we arguing

 

[Trombonista]

@pissyshitty you might not have the energy to jerk off but I assure you it'd be a better use of your time and you'd get roughly the same result as trying to show us what for on our own turf.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Null: and thank you for interrupting this drug and sriracha conversation to talk about rape
Null: we had finally stopped talking about suicide and rape

 

[CatParty]

[Apr 7, 2017 at 6:46 AM] @millais: i'm thinking barb discovered chris's cum-freezing past time and decided to throw out that fridge. it's probably not safe for storing edible food items any more
[Apr 7, 2017 at 6:46 AM] @Coleman Francis: @millais, i wonder if he was putting it in ice trays. ughhhhhhh
[Apr 7, 2017 at 6:47 AM] @Hyperion: CHRISCHUN! WHAT FLAVOR IS THIS ICE CREAM
[Apr 7, 2017 at 6:47 AM] @millais: implying that barb didn't already know what opl's semen tastes like

 

[Cuck Norris]

[Apr 7, 2017 at 3:24 PM] @Lackadaisy: that is exactly the face that fathers picture when they teach their little girls about internet safety

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I'm partially convinced that tard cum isn't that great for anyone.

I've had trouble figuring out the truth re. tard cum because it all seems to be either pro-tard cum propaganda ... or anti-tard cum propaganda

the milk to milk wordfilter is great

 

[LD 3187]

club penguin

 

[Feline Darkmage]

KatsuKitty: i don't deny that global warming is man made but your grandma's fart didn't cause the syrian civil war

 

[Trombonista]

It's kind of astonishing that this guy was better off when he was making minimum wage and getting pissed on in a Walmart bathroom. Most people's rock bottom is this guy's high point.