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CHRIS-FORMERS!!!
It appears that he slapped an apple sticker on the back of his pc monitor.Woah, did I miss the "Chris buys a Mac" saga?
speaking of Warhammer was anyone else reminded of the Chaos wheel on Sonchu's tire rims?
It barely constitutes as a review but as a documentary into the mind of an adult man-child it goes beyond expectations.
Whatever it is, it's definitely a violation of the 8th Amendment. Holy crap, I felt like I should start screaming the location of the "hidden Rebel Base" 15 seconds into the thing.I believe it's a war crime
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Yeah, no shit there's more
Also, why is Chris suddenly using BILLY MAYS's catchphrase?
Jesus fuck, I don't log on to this place for a weekend and look what gets dropped.
I always found it weird that someone like Chris - who's so passive-aggressive and seems to be more into "kiddy" stuff like Pokémon - would be into Transformers. Not that they're adult or anything, but they're a little more "aggressive" than the stuff he usually associates with?
I'm going to assume the "Futuristic muscle car" form the figure has is either Chris' preferred alt form for the character. Or he's legitimately too lazy to figure out there's other Transformers out there that would fit the basis of his current RL car better. (more likely the latter option, of course)Let me preface this by reminding everyone that I am the resident expert when it comes to Transformer toys.
Everybody got that? Good. Because I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT I AM LOOKING AT.
I guess the best place to start is the fact we're looking at no less than $40 in toy materials alone, after being very generous on the taxes, because while the base figure is now confirmed to be 'Titans Return Breakaway' ($15 MSRP), what Chris has done is (poorly) repaint the add-on figure Sawback ($5 MSRP, who is a renamed homage to 'Lione' because obviously the dude's a fucking lion) as the new Headmaster unit as well as a shield - these are the original figure colorations:
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But then there's the matter of where all the extra shit that only attaches on in robot mode. The pipes, extra guns, and the spoiler all haphazardly tacked onto the Crayola Model Magic...thing jammed into the underside of the car hood backpack are from Titans Return Hot Rod (MSRP $15) - ironically a better toy mold compared to what Chris used for Son-Chu
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What I don't get is WHY he butchered a Hot Rod for his creation when absolutely nothing cannibalized from it actually matches the original design of Son-Chu in the first place, let alone be used in car mode. But this is Chris who knows no limit to frivolous extravagance for no reason.
I also should add that Chris managed to chose the worst replacement headmaster, as Sawback's head connector (basically the small robot head plugs into the neck of the larger robot to form the latter's head) has very little grip.
But, like, if you went out and bought all the components that went into this atrocity, you would get more value out of the stock toys than a stripped down and bastardized repaint of one with mismatched accessories. That Chris somehow made a FIFTY FUCKING MINUTE VIDEO of because autism. Jesus Christ the potency of his condition is almost able to be weaponized if it wasn't for the fact he's a self-serving dipshit.
EDIT: Oh god just bothered to read his little 'bio' blurb - apparently Son-Chu is now a 2010 Ford Focus. Because that car mode TOTALLY FUCKING LOOKS LIKE A FORD FOCUS. Like, the transformer toys that turn into actual real car models would be a better sell than a futuristic muscle car.
after becoming a tranny at FULL FORCE.