Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

I think that heart has a stomach penis.

This might be the craziest thing I have typed on here.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

plese. plese unbann me. i will do anything, i will even have sex

 

[Achtung Bitter]

The fuck is a Kiwi Farm?

 

[Trombonista]

Clear case of "he-said, she's-becky"

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Listen Hitler, I'm tired of your white-knighting!

 

[Trombonista]

It’s insane when you have to remind people that no, TND is not Christian doctrine

To be fair the people who say that usually go to Pastor Billy Bob's Alligator Church of God in middle of bumfuck nowhere Arkansas (congregation size: 25 people) where TND is in fact church doctrine

 

[Trombonista]

One of these days I'll remember that reading this thread while eating is a bad idea, the description of her bubbly, swampy, nether regions made me set my yogurt aside and contemplate my life choices.

 

[Trombonista]

I like how somebody threatens to literally kill @Trombonista and she be like "eh, x hour time out I guess."

 

[Trombonista]

Obviously I'm no fucking saint, I yell out racial slurs like a god damn sailor to groups I like and dislike, but I don't clutch pearls by viewing people satirizing and offending a specific minority as improper, and then proceed to call out people within the thread as "niggers".

 

[Trombonista]

As soon as they come up with a retard-proof procedure, they develop a better retard.

 

[Trombonista]

One day I'll get a death threat of my very own. Until then, congratulations, @Trombonista.

 

[SITHRAK!]

@Achtung Bitter


Literally who are you quoting?

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Literally who are you quoting?

Do I need to use names when quoting? If so, I didn’t know.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

@Achtung Bitter

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Literally who are you quoting?

It’s from the fucking random text. @Achtung Bitter stop ruining the vibe in here.

 

[Trombonista]

I feel like your mom and my mom would be friends. I also tell her lolcow stories. She'll ask me now and then "what's that crazy girl in Pennsylvania up to?" or "Has that fat woman in Kuwait died yet?"

 

[SITHRAK!]

Do I need to use names when quoting? If so, I didn’t know.

Lurk moar, or at least read the room.

 

[Trombonista]

This fuckin' tryhard simp. I'd say "she's not gonna fuck you", but Becky has proved me wrong on that several times, overturning a universal maxim of the internet in the process.

She probably will fuck you, Orcrist86. Gross.

 

[Trombonista]

As a childless millennial sitting around her apartment in her underwear posting on kiwifarms I will never not stan for days filled with vapid activities.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Please be more thoughtful next time you make offensive and ill thought posts demeaning nigger rape.

 

[Trombonista]

If Elon and Grok are the harbingers of the Illuminati and the new world order, then we’re all safe.