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[Trombonista]

She deserves tearing down a peg, but let's at least rip her to shreds for things she's actually doing and not tilt at windmills here

 

[Trombonista]

My own personal theory for that one has always been that they asked her some questions to assess her mental state-- like the date, president, all that stuff that paramedics are going to ask anyone-- and she wasn't able to answer those. My source for this theory is basically "I have heard this woman talk, and there's no way that she knows the date or the president."

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

No, chest compressions do not help with internal bleeding.

Of course. She's fat. And from Trinidad, which probably doesn't even have food.

I'd watch it, but I'm fairly certain it is possible to die from secondhand cringe.

Just here to pay my disrespects and book my slot on the prison list. What's the prison cell situation?

Why is he wearing fucking socks to the pool? Is he getting in with them on?!

How does she even dance? Press her wheelchair joystick in circles and flail the other arm? General wiggling?

 

[A-Stump]

Nigger is a colorful word.

I basically use soul calibur as a waifu creator now. Create fantasy women that I would love to marry and breed.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

It's not fillers, guys - She's just back with Sean Penn.

What, did she become possessed by the Bogdanoffs?

Those aren't rumours, she openly admitted it in her sex book.

I’ll adopt TWO Nigglings this time!

Best moment was in his livestream last night when one of the viewers said “show hole.”

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

One dead troon is a comedy, ten million dead troons is a statistic.

A thousand years from now, an archeologist is going to find a corpse, curled up, dessicated from radiation exposure. Beside it, carved into the polymer of a tendies fridge, they will find the cryptic message "/pol/ was right about Niggers". Philosophers will spend decades piecing together the meaning of these ancient words of wisdom, so important that a man spent his dying moments engraving them.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

@Pee Cola

How do I clean poop out of a dishwasher?​

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Niggas wanna see beauty but think America has none of it. Shit, any of these niggas see the grand canyon? I remember seeing that shit and going, "AHHHH Shit, that's a big fucking beautiful hole!" which is I guess the same statement and face that white women get when they see Lizzo on TV.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

You got your weaponized autism license.

Friend, if there is ever a place where you don't have to censor the name Hitler, it's here.

The amount of kiwibros who would pass a mental health check for a gun can be found on one hand. I love you fucking retards for that though.

 

[Haramburger]

In my yummy snack arc, I'm such a fruitpilled peachcel

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

It's a Kiwi Farms thread, and that means Ethan Ralph WILL be mentioned sooner or later.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

(That said, labeling lettuce as gluten free is retarded.)

It’s one thing to be a woman imitating another woman’s look on the red carpet, it’s something else entirely to be a woman imitating a man imitating women on the red carpet.

Well candidly, I’m surprised a woman with so much mass would have such thin skin. It’s frankly unbelievable. (Anna only knows two adverbs and I would not have sex with her.)

 

[Trombonista]

Everything is shit and then you get hit with a tornado.

Sure sounds like Arkansas to me.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

That Martini-glass "Drink!" sticker I just gave you for this? It's not actually meant to indicate the need for a Martini, or a boozy beverage of any sort; instead, I imagine it as an eye-wash cup filled with straight bleach.

 

[Trombonista]

You don't shove ozone up your ass without being mentally unwell.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Currently playing BotW again and oh shit some fucker is blasting Jamaican bass at the red light in front of my house. I'm lucky I don't own a gun or I'd be a hate crime statistic right now.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

A FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH SAGA, IM SO EXCITED!!!

This thread should be classified as major health hazard to the eyes

I hope your ADHD kicks in and lets you forget that you died.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I like kiwi farms in the same manner that kids like zoos.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

When you have ADHD, one tactic for getting things done is to take breaks. Like, willingly make yourself take a break.

And on those breaks, I read the farms.

 

[Trombonista]

Imagine waking up early because the damn birds shat so heavily that they set off your car alarm, so you put on some pants, go outside, and find some grown-ass dude is licking it clean.