🪦 Deceased Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

Aw, poor Bex, who is just too tired to even blink some days, doesn't like our insults? It must be so hard being her. She probably realizes that her children grow to resent her more and more with every passing day, dreaming of having had a normal mother who doesn't have to go around wearing protective gear for rollerblading and making everything all about her and her "chronic illness" because she has nothing else that makes her special. She likely reminds them quite often that she is a big strong warrior, which actually just reinforces how fragile she is. That will, naturally, work out really well for them, children of people like her usually wind up very emotionally well-regulated. Gyrating around sexually to rap music while being more than twice as old as anyone should be to even use Tik Tok because the attention of her family isn't enough, and so she goes around defending strangers from evil gossip websites because it gives her the high of smug self-satisfaction that comes second only to the smell of her own farts. Deep down inside, she knows she isn't special at all, though. No one actually cares about how radically vulnerable and honest she is, and the only people who respond positively to that kind of thing are other attention-monsters who are just waiting for their turn to overshare. They have no actual interest in some 6-at-best who peaked in high school and mimes masturbation on a platform made for children. She's boring, so painfully average. Maybe crying on Tik Tok some more will help? Does that help keep her from picking up the bottle again, knowing that taking that drink is the only thing she can do to temporarily numb the pain?

But yeah, Go-Go-Gadget Grandma, ammiright?!
 
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"I have hEDS, a condition you are born with, which for some reason didn't stop me from strenuously dancing when I was younger but now requires me to use massive braces on all limbs now that social media has become a thing"
Watch me stretch this super strenuous way!

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Because of muh HYPERMOBILITY! Now that I showed you my cool trick, I need to do some self-care and lay in bed for the rest of the day with muh braces while my family waits on me hand and foot! My joints are so fragile except for when I say they aren't! <3
 
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Watch me stretch this super strenuous way! Ver archivo adjunto 4990773 Because of muh HYPERMOBILITY! Now that I showed you my cool trick, I need to do some self-care and lay in bed for the rest of the day with muh braces while my family waits on me hand and foot! My joints are so fragile except for when I say they aren't! <3

"They're always tired or in pain.....unless they have something they want to go do. In which case, it's like "oh, it was good day. I was walking again and I didn't need the wheelchair....but then it was time to do the dishes. Once we got home, the flareups started again. For some reason, the nice vacation to the Grand Canyon was all I needed to run around and hike but the second I got home it was right back to bed."
 
...Oh, Munchie Mama Becky is MAD mad. :story:
(feat. a 20-reply comment thread that is all her, in the span of less than an hour)
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This is such a spergatory spectacle!

ETA: More, because this lady has someone's attention for once so she's never gonna stop! feat. "Why didn't someone ask me what my sign was? Or about my alcohol abuse?" Forget Chelton's death, what about MEEEEEEE? I bet your kids love having such a stable mother, Becky!
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One cow "dies" and a new cow is born. The circle of life; it's truly beautiful.
 
So far, the list is: hEDS, MCAS, past gallbladder and kidney issues, ADHD, diabetes, hypoxia, hypokalemia, Raynauds, alcoholism (that doesnt help kidney stones), bipolar, midlife crisis syndrome and BLACK TOES!!! (They magically healed and are no longer black)
I like how munchies always list abnormal findings like hypo-x or hyper-x and cling to it. I was in a high altitude environment once and was hypoxic, should I list it on my cv and start grifting? They get one abnormal blood test once and it becomes their identity.

Also how things that are a result of something being listed to make their list longer. For example hypokalemia and other stuff listed can be caused by alcoholism.

And here's one a lot of people don't know. Adhd meds can cause or exacerbate raynauds. So a munchie will get an adhd diagnosis, get meds, get raynauds as a side effect of the meds and add it to the list.
 
I already loved this thread before Chelsea "died," but I really fucking love this thread right now. That video is so fucking funny. I feel like I watched that woman's brain shit itself trying to match her facial expressions to her "gravely serious" message of, "look how savage and ruthless Kiwi Farms is! Kiwi Farms evil!" :story:
I’m sorry this obituary is too good to hide on links, it needs to be posted here:

Chelsea Lawrence Obituary, Death – We are deeply saddened to notify you of Chelsea Lawrence’s passing; she was a beautiful person, an outstanding advocate, and a very helpful volunteer. We are sorry to inform you of her passing. We are devastated to inform you of her demise, and our hearts go out to you. We are forced to tell you the tragic news that she has died away, and it is with a sad heart that we do so. It is with a heavy heart that we have to break the terrible news to you that she has passed away, but we have no choice in the matter.


It is required upon each and every one of us to make the effort to take something from her life and use it as a model for our own, whether that means speaking for ourselves and others or treating others with love and compassion. We have an obligation to do this. It is required of us on a moral level to act in this manner. We can’t wait till our next gathering with you, Chelsea, so that we may have even more fun and laughs together. We are counting down the days until our next get-together. Bonnie Sica, President Mast Cell Hope

Because Chelsea assisted us in both of these projects, we have been able to see substantial growth in both our TikTok account and our Link Tree. In addition to that, she assisted us in the planning and organization of our Twelve Days of Giving event in some fashion. As she was a friend of mine, we always looked forward to seeing her, and we recall how much I looked forward to our moments together because of how much I looked forward to seeing her. I was surprised to find that I was looking forward to the times when we all got together.
I'm glad someone posted this. Whoever it was that said this thing was very obviously written by an AI was right on the money; I think a couple of people commented that. That shit had me crying laughing reading the first paragraph. Are you kidding me? The entire first paragraph consists of five sentences total, all of which say the exact same fucking thing just phrased differently. I love this. My brain was fucking melting into spaghetti trying to make sense of the other two paragraphs as well. Incredible.
 
Considering the sister has 2 young boys and a family to support seems she should be dealing with them especially if her kids just losttheir very close aunt.
Part of why this whole thing is so strange to me is that, if (god forbid) I were Lacey, I would NOT be happy with my insane sister making me look this fucking insane and stupid in public. If I had a life, I would be irate at being dragged into this without my consent, even if I actually bought into Chelsea's self-perceived victimhood at the hands of evil doctors and kiwis and thought she was somehow justified in faking her death. Surely no one would consent to this? I know Chelsea is reading this from heaven so I hate to bring it up since she's so clearly reveling in it, but 4.5 million views is not nothing. Pretty sure she's breaking a bunch of laws right now, in any case.

However, just for posterity, I also want to add that if it turns out she really did die, lol. Lmao.


Watching this out of context and without sound has been the highlight of my week :story:
 
One cow "dies" and a new cow is born. The circle of life; it's truly beautiful.
Should we really be giving this ho attention though? She's probably is some manic spiral hitting f5 on this thread, jonesing for new replies like chaelsea waiting for a new hit of ketamine. What I'm saying is, if we don't starve the bitch of attention she's gonna go full ham and end up like Chelsea. The kindest thing we can do is ignore her because she wants our eyeballs and the sense of outrage it gives her.
 
My favourite part of the video was when the pic/emoji didn’t load, relatable af

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She’s so uncomfortable to watch, like watching someone who can’t act, act like how they think someone angry would be
 
she's so happy that she's found something to be big mad about, that she can also use to virtue signal.

she really reminded me of an alien who has observed humans to try and behave like one, but not for long enough.

aside, can one actually harass a dead person?

a mineral deficiency. that is what we are now listing as our illnesses. tbh i can't believe munchies didn't catch on to this earlier to stretch their lists out.

its possible she has had this if she's been bulimic but its fixed by an IV (if severe, it can stop your heart) and supplements. according to a quick google it can also be caused by certain medications, in which case presumably the prescribing dr knows the risk and can mitigate, or adrenal conditions which you know she'd list if she was claiming.

anyway, 3 new pages in this thread overnight, i was excited that chelsea had been raised from the dead already because jesus is great. or the mayor of minnesotta had spoken at her funeral. clout chasing munchie is still fun though.
 
aside, can one actually harass a dead person?
You know that's a good point, the fuck is this dumb cunt talking about? If Chelsea is truly dead she can't see us making jokes about how dumb and fat and fake she is.

Eh, you know what, whatever. Keep going on Robo-Karen, it's really, really funny.

Actually, here's something you can add to your next TikTok, because now we all know you're reading this: you're a stupid old munchie bitch. You're pretending to have all these illnesses because no one would pay attention to you otherwise. You're sad that you're in your 40s and your looks are fading. So now you turn to TikTok. Realizing that you have no talent and no charisma you fake illness and disability, knowing that will give you the attention you're looking for.

But it won't. That hole in you will never, ever be filled. It's all just empty air. You're genuinely pathetic. I feel so sorry for you, you pathetic munchie bint. Get off the internet and find a fucking hobby.
 
Chels has spawned a Bex and she's munching up a TikTok wine mom storm. Methinks Bex here enjoys the farms so much that she's hoping for her own thread.

Watch me stretch this super strenuous way! Ver archivo adjunto 4990773 Because of muh HYPERMOBILITY! Now that I showed you my cool trick, I need to do some self-care and lay in bed for the rest of the day with muh braces while my family waits on me hand and foot! My joints are so fragile except for when I say they aren't! <3
I'm quoting you because this photo sums up a certain type of munch aesthetic perfectly.

There's an epidemic of these women among late teens to fortysomething ex dancers, gymnasts, and skaters. Social media convinces them they can get back their glory days of being the centre of the universe if they just zebra up their boring lives.

Even if sports requiring flexibility tend to weed out participants without a touch of hypermobility, or even mild hEDS, this wouldn't result in so many becoming chronic illness semi-invalids. This is the combined effects of balance-reliant sports leaving you very in tune with your body, so much so that small alterations others wouldn't notice are magnified and then blown up into illness symptoms, the agism of dance/gymnastic/figure skating/cheerleading/etc making some girls fear growing up and growing old (and into the beleaguered, unimportant moms who drove them to morning practices for years), and the social media message that if you aren't special, if you don't have a unique talent or a place on the oppression hierarchy, you're worthless.

I run into girls I used to skate with or train alongside and half of them are decked out in multiple braces and want to tell me all about their super special, ultra-rare hEDS/POTs/MCAS diagnosis. I can't help it, now every time I see one wheeling or lurching towards me - until a phone comes out, the camera goes on, and they DANCE - I think Oh fuck, here we go. A zebra's about to corner me for brave little illness warrior asspats.
 
Old munchie lady is definitely trying to get her own thread. Unfortunately for her, she’s not particularly interesting.
 
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