Line Of The Day

In one year how many uteruses on average are destroyed by the color red?
That TikTok has me a cunt hair away from being MATI.
Behind every insane woman is an even more insane man.
TIL: Starbucks is a God-given right.
No. You only shit in the mouth of someone you love and want to spend the rest of your life with. I'm sure you're a nice guy, but I just don't feel we're mouth-shitting compatible. We can be friends though, and I'll pee in your butt.
 
I feel like Kelly isn't trying to force her sexuality on me when she's sitting in her towel and compression socks. It's just forcing her aggressive ugliness on the world, and it doesn't feel like I'm breaking any covenant by looking at Kelly in that state.

Maybe that's a compliment to her.
 
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