Line Of The Day

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

In one year how many uteruses on average are destroyed by the color red?

That TikTok has me a cunt hair away from being MATI.

Behind every insane woman is an even more insane man.

TIL: Starbucks is a God-given right.

No. You only shit in the mouth of someone you love and want to spend the rest of your life with. I'm sure you're a nice guy, but I just don't feel we're mouth-shitting compatible. We can be friends though, and I'll pee in your butt.

 

[Trombonista]

Lol you are 100% correct, and I can't read and vodka at the same time.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

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[she]'s right.mp3

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Should've spent some more time on security instead of ensuring the whole website stinks of rotpocket.

 

[Trombonista]

Shit, I just used my last stupid disordered bitch last night.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Only niggers hate confetti.

The WOMB GHOSTS and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Trombonista]

I feel like I've seen this woman's vulva way more than I should have.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I don't hate you because you're Jewish.

I hate you because you're a journalist pedophile intent on destroying American values.

 

[Trombonista]

In fairness to you, white trash also enjoy getting drunk and beating their significant others. It could have gone either way.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I don't recommend eating journalists; I have no objection turning them into compost to grow crops though.

 

[Trombonista]

50 chapters later there is a non-zero chance the gang is fighting Cthulhu. Anything can happen in the bizarre adventure.

 

[Trombonista]

Exchange of the Day:

I was a 26 weeker and I have nothing wrong with me.

Posting on kiwifarms is diagnostic of several forms of retardation or "neurodiversity" as we call it now I'm afraid.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Whoever came up with the idea of tip baiting evangelizing needs to have their intestines ripped out and then shot into space.

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Steven is fat and Death will not have sex with him, so quit asking.

Her feet are triggering me. I need a safe space.

 

[Trombonista]

I feel like Kelly isn't trying to force her sexuality on me when she's sitting in her towel and compression socks. It's just forcing her aggressive ugliness on the world, and it doesn't feel like I'm breaking any covenant by looking at Kelly in that state.

Maybe that's a compliment to her.

 

[Trombonista]

People get so hung up about stranger’s opinions on a tranny gossip site. They should just get over it.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The sentences are fine. Your 90 IQ brain is the problem.

99, thank you very much.

 

[Trombonista]

Goddammit!

I said she faked her injury about 20 pages back or so, and people said I was retarded!

I am, but I had a feeling bitch was faking it!

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

It's called lesbian bed death.

It’s ok! Mallard ducks gang rape female ducks all the time so gang rape is perfectly natural!

People throw around "narc" a lot but Jeanette is the real thing. She narc'd his dick off.

 

[Trombonista]

I miss the days when he would shit on Twilight and then at least wash her afterwards. The bar's that low.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Nah. Just a guy who doesn't want to watch a bunch of ugly women doing shit they shouldn't be allowed to do anyway. Most of them are fucking ugly ass lesbians and since it's sports it's going to dominated by big ugly nigger bitches.

Thank you for your words of wisdom Ed.