Line Of The Day

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Because goodness knows, sticking a fork into brine is for peasants.

Discuss the Yeast Beast or begone.

This bitch loves pedophiles.

Is this the three horsemen of the troonpocalypse?!

 

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I can’t see her being on top of dental hygiene when she’s been raising a yeast infection from infancy to adulthood.

Redditors are shitting blood.

 

[Trombonista]

Kiwi Farms Threads are the Poneglyphs of the Internet, of course there would be a One Piece thread.

 

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Somewhere, a neglected nine year old is forming spontaneously from the aether. He’s probably half-Asian.

 

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He looks like a goddamn Michelin Man in a burka.

 

[Trombonista]

covid kills fat bitches hard.

 

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He also looks like a lesbian librarian in a cheap wig….

Worse: He has a troon problem and no doubt freebases soy.

 

[Trombonista]

"I'm going to shit on this kitchen floor and I'm ENTITLED to it! If you have a problem with people being floor shitters, you just need to get over yourself!"

Or you could just stop shitting on the floor.

 

[Trombonista]

My brain always hurts so it was just another day ending in y.

 

[Trombonista]

I simultaneously don't like and am rooting for her.

My family was raped at Knott's Berry Farm. My family was murdered at Schlitterbahn. My family was hate crimed at the World's Largest Ball of Twine. These are medically necessary Disney vacations.

 

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Polissa logic is amazing. It's like listening to a homeless person explain the plot of Inception while he succumbs to a glue overdose.

Very corn cob energy.

They'd fuck a pussy if it was attached to a xenomorph.

If this annoys you, give me all the clocks, and I shall wear them around my neck like a 90s rapper.

People say kiwifarms is nasty but reddit will go after your livelihood because you said something racist in 2003.

 

[Trombonista]

"Look at the brave, disabled mum and the beautiful bub in her tummy, just waiting for the day they meet each other! Buy our product! Oh shit, they just carked it. Delete everythiiiiiiiinnnnng!"

 

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Bitch get the fuck off Tiktok and go unration your cats.

 

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"I was only pretending to be sexually retarded!"

My bad, the retardation vortex was sucking me in.

 

[Big Nasty]

Not from here but a pair of real bangers:

He's always mocking other people for being weak and lacking self-discipline, yet he's the one living in Thailand because he's a filthy coomer who couldn't keep his marriage together.

He's always out all night hunting hogs because he's too cheap to buy meat at the store.

 

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• Has a dirty diseased dick and refuses condoms
• Ejaculated inside a disabled woman, putting her life in serious danger
• Unironically has an Onlyfans where he displays his butthole

 

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I asked for aunt beating videos, BUT NO HELP CAME.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

TLC certainly got the Ms, but I'm not sure about the ILF. If I'm going to fuck a worn-out, leather bag, barely held together through miracles of modern medicine, I think I'd rather just go for gold and fuck Mick Jagger

Aww man you guys only call me a faggot and tell me to kill myself twice a year, tops.

Where's my attention?

 

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time heals all wounds (even those kept open by dilation)

 

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“SQAAAWK! Castrate me and give me hormones SQUAAAWK!” said no parrot ever.

The traumatic womb ghosts strike again!