Line Of The Day

[Mountain Gorilla]

Is there a word that encapsulates how gross, dumb, nasty, feckless, financially reckless and deranged this Montreal Hotel Toe-Riddle Cat Mountain Potential Fuckfest with a Stranger episode is?

 

[Trombonista]

“Babyfurs in education”

I haven’t even started reading yet and I’m already horrified.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Just because they are retarded doesn't mean their hormones are.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Using anime girls as a replacement for a real relationship is no different than those single women who do nothing but post pictures of Minions or Baby Yoda on instagram as replacements for being a mother.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

What the fuck are you people doing giving girls you like rosaries, of all things?

Are you medieval monks or some shit?

Be born - get shot
Go to daycare - get shot
Go to school - get shot
Go to work - get shot
Go to the grocery store - get shot
Go to church - get shot
Go to a funeral for someone who got shot - get shot

Are Americans so fat their gravitational fields attract bullets or something?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"Gamers are toxic!"

Well, toxins in nature are often used by organisms to fend off predators and pests.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Texas continues to disappoint me every single day in this demented timeline

If I ever go to China, I'm taking the stairs.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I will take my pay in sodomy.

(pitching, not catching.)

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Look, I ain't going to miss out on grandma's honey baked ham just because grandpa refers to any movie staring a black guy a "nigger movie"

Based grandma, would eat ham with her.

Give her my number. For ham I mean.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

that stroke youre having right now, i hope it gets you

I never said Japs where human.

 

[Trombonista]

They’re so amped up on repressed sexual energy they’d probably fuck right there on the Applebees table if the chaperone weren’t there to keep them in line.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

are italians even people?

I don't associate with fags unless I'm stomping one into a mudhole

It's "kick the autistic", get it right.

Autistic people should just stop being autistic. Stop being lazy self entitled assholes who are too lazy to just learn how to act like a normal person.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Drinking to forget my brother's dick.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Oml I can smell the fag through the monitor.

The homoerotic and incestuous nature of that picture can’t be overstated.

So she went from inadvertently getting a transtrender doxed to becoming a transtrender. She's doomed.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

PSA to the retards out there: If you don't live alone, keep your personal business in your own bedroom so that way no one has to unwittingly walk in on you with your pants around your ankles and your hairy ass and balls staining the furniture that everyone else sits on.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Excuse me, ableist scum, she also shits her pants

She's seething over getting big girl adult organs.

We DoNt SaY bLiNd SpOt AnYmOrE.

God. That, alone, makes me want to spartan kick her off a roof.

I would put my wiener in her.

why does the internet need to know you pretend to “fart” your partner like a baby??

Not the bees!
AAAAHHHH

 

[Trombonista]

DO NOT GIVE THE CORPSE AN ENEMA.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

The illuminati are fat but I would still have sex with them.

Pamela is crazy so that's a no go period.

Phrase i hate to hear - “…living in a larger body” as if someone upsized to a new house with more square footage.

No. You are not living in a larger body. You are the larger body, you absolute unit.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Cutting injuries usually hit the tip of the finger.

I was hoping for something hilarious, like “I wanted to try cooking some scrambled eggs and now surgeons are extracting a spatula from my anus, lol I’m so clumsy”

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Don't you know, all the cool kids are hanging themselves from 8 foot high banisters with bathrobe ties for TikTok clout!