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Organic Fapcup dijo:
Gophergoober tells us a story about the Dallas Fort Worth Yiffing crew.

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 3 minutes ago gophergoober:
    furries are degenerate, I walked into a yiff party responding to a call...fucking scared for life man
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 2 minutes ago ShavedSheep:
    @ @gophergoober, please tell me more
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/127.jpg?1445884942 2 minutes ago Organic Fapcup:
    @ @gophergoober, keep going
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 1 minute ago gophergoober:
    So I was responding to a call of a noise disturbance and yelling at the local doubletree hotel, I responded around 11 55 pm, I took the elevator to the 6th floor, got out and found the room number, I thought it would be a typical, hey turn your tv down.
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    a guy in a full suit opened the doot holding a bottle of cheap ass vodka and looked at me and screamed and closed the door. Thats when I realized I fucked up and called for backup
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    I knocked on the door again and I heard scuffling around and people from the room next to the room I was responding were walking out and I realized that this was the infamous Dalls Texas yiffing crew that I heard about
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 A moment ago ShavedSheep:
    dalls texas yiffing crew
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 A moment ago ShavedSheep:
    what
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    no really there are a serial group of people in the dallss fort worth area that serially have orgies and leave shit like condoms and lonestar cans in the room
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    dallas*
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    but I stopped the people coming out the the room next door and busted in there and there was horrible techno blaring and a guy in a yellow dog suit was fucking a snow leopard and I was screaming stop! stop!!
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    then the yellow dog ran out of the room with his dick hanging out and the snow leopard suit just laid there
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    and I heard the sirens getting closer and even the tarrant county aerial support coming over
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    the hotel
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    then, the yellow dog came back and started throwing beer bottles at me, then maceed the dog and kicked the snow leopard and threw cuffs on them and ran down 6 flights of stairs to see my fellow deputies chasing the yiffing crew around the parking lot and the helicopter overhead shining spotlights on people half in furry suits and half naked
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    but in the end we only caught two people, and the Dallas Metroplex yiffing crew is still out there...yiffing...
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Why wasn't this on the news?
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1447164856 A moment agoPicklepower:
    I was gonna post in the porn parody thread earlier but I was eating and didnt wanna gag
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8057.jpg?1444687967 2 minutes agoWildchild:
    MODS! WE NEED HELP! IS THERE A STAFF HERE?
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8057.jpg?1444687967 1 minute agoWildchild:
    STAFF, WHERE ARE YOU, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8057.jpg?1444687967 1 minute agoWildchild:
    @ @Alan Pardew, We need help!
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/8.jpg?1446377531 1 minute agoAlan Pardew:
    @ @Wildchild, for what
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5083.jpg?1446435867 A moment agoShiningPokeStar:
    @ @Alan Pardew, Dr. Meme's gonna kill himself, and we need your help!
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8057.jpg?1444687967 A moment agoWildchild:
    @ @Alan Pardew, Dr. Meme was threatening to commit suicide because of cat's cyber bullying and he hasn't responded, I gave him the number for the suicide hotline.
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1288.jpg?1439084613 A moment agoDr. Meme:
    ok guys i'm back
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1288.jpg?1439084613 A moment agoDr. Meme:
    had to take a shit
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/8.jpg?1446377531 A moment agoAlan Pardew:
    oh
  10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/8.jpg?1446377531 A moment agoAlan Pardew:
    k
  11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/8.jpg?1446377531 A moment agoAlan Pardew:
    Carry on
 
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8057.jpg?1444687967 A moment agoWildchild:
Sometimes I would love to be black, because then my skin would look like chocolate
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8057.jpg?1444687967 1 minute ago Wildchild:
    France got bombed? I was asleep..
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8057.jpg?1444687967 A moment ago Wildchild:
    Is the eiffle Tower and leaning tower of pizza okay?

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4550.jpg?1437936968 A moment ago Cuck Norris:
    @ @UnwiseKhan, there's only 3 kinds of holden posts, edgelord bullshit, rickrolls, and jambalaya recipes
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1446607301 A moment ago Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
    @ @Cuck Norris, He does have good recipes I hear though.
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1447164856 21 minutes ago Picklepower:
    data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxQSEhUUEhQVFBQUFRUWGBcXGBcUFxcXGBcXGBUVFRcYHCggGB0lHBUVITEhJSkrLi4uFx8zODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGhAQGywkHCEsLSwsLCwsLC4uLCwsLDQsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLP/AABEIAKgBLAMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAAABwEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQIDBAUGBwj/xAA/EAACAQIEBAQEBAQFAgcBAAABAhEAAwQSITEFBkFREyJhcTKBkaEHFMHwQlKx0RUjM3LhJIJDU2KissLxFv/EABsBAAIDAQEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACAQMEBQYH/8QALxEAAgIBAwMDAwIGAwAAAAAAAAECEQMEEiExQVEFYYEiMnGRsRMUodHh8QYkQv/aAAwDAQACEQMRA
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1447164856 21 minutes ago Picklepower:
    data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxQSEhUUEhQVFBQUFRUWGBcXGBcUFxcXGBcXGBUVFRcYHCggGB0lHBUVITEhJSkrLi4uFx8zODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGhAQGywkHCEsLSwsLCwsLC4uLCwsLDQsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLP/AABEIAKgBLAMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAAABwEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQIDBAUGBwj/xAA/EAACAQIEBAQEBAQFAgcBAAABAhEAAwQSITEFBkFREyJhcTKBkaEHFMHwQlKx0RUjM3LhJIJDU2KissLxFv/EABsBAAIDAQEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACAQMEBQYH/8QALxEAAgIBAwMDAwIGAwAAAAAAAAECEQMEEiExQVEFYYEiMnGRsRMUodHh8QYkQv/aAAwDAQACEQMRA
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4550.jpg?1437936968 21 minutes ago Cuck Norris:
    @ @Picklepower, nice dude
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/60.jpg?1416666049 21 minutes ago Golly:
    one more time
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1447164856 21 minutes ago Picklepower:
    oops hold on
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1445281448 21 minutes ago Clown Doll:
    @ @Picklepower, gj.
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1446607301 21 minutes ago Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
    @ @Picklepower, Good job.
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4492.jpg?1446464032 21 minutes ago DoshesToDoshes:
    @ @Picklepower, Stop, you're making me blush.
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1447164856 20 minutes ago Picklepower:
    http://data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxQTEhUUExQUFBUWFxgYFBgXGBcXGBgUGBUWFxcYGBgYHCggGBolHBcUITEhJSkrLi4uFx8zODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGhAQGywkICUsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLP/AABEIAL8BCAMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAABBQEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAADAQIEBQYABwj/xAA8EAACAQIEAwYFAgUCBgMAAAABAhEAAwQSITEFQVEGEyJhcYEHMpGhsRTBQlLR4fAjYhUzNHKy8RYkJf/EABoBAAMBAQEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAgMEBQb/xAAuEQACAgEDAgUCBQUAAAAAAAAAAQIRAxIhMQRBBSJRcZETYRQyQoGhFTPB0fD/2gAMAwEAA
  10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1447164856 20 minutes ago Picklepower:
    god dammit why arent my images loading
  11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4550.jpg?1437936968 20 minutes ago Cuck Norris:
    @ @Picklepower, because you aren't linking them properly
  12. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4492.jpg?1446464032 20 minutes ago DoshesToDoshes:
    @ @Picklepower, Probably because that isn't a URL.
  13. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1447164856 20 minutes ago Picklepower:
    latest
  14. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/5.jpg?1446237699 19 minutes ago Huntin' Slash:
    @ @Picklepower, was it worth four failed link attempts
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/501.jpg?1446393748 A moment ago Hyperion:
    never fear america, barack obama has sworn that he will start a twitter campaign to fight against muslim cultural appropriation
:1::1::1::1::1::1::1:
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4881.jpg?1446844014 2 minutes agoLipitor:
    Has anyone ever mixed whiskey and BIG, BLACK DICK?
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4881.jpg?1446844014 1 minute agoLipitor:
    so im mixing it with diet coke, but i prefer the taste of BIG, BLACK DICK
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1442430058 1 minute agoMelchett:
    @ @Lipitor, me too :tomgirl:
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3694.jpg?1442247541 A moment agomelty:
    I have to say, the ISIS magazine is pretty spiffy looking
Assama allaykum my friend
 
He Sets Me On Fire dijo:
Okay, so, you have these two naked fat guys in a bath house, see? And when I say fat, I don't mean pudgy, or big, I mean morbidly obese, right? I'm talking massive myocardial infarctions whenever they try to stand up, right?

Okay, so, these two fat fellahs, see, they're sitting in the biggest bath in the bath house, naked as the day they were born, and the bath is filled with liquid poo. These guys are sitting in diarrhea, a big bath of diarrhea, with their big, thick, hairy, pepperoni nipples bobbing on the surface.

The reason behind this is that one of the fat guys challenged the other (we can't tell which, because they're twins) that he could drink more poo than the other could. This has been going on for days, though, and neither of these two guys ever sleep, or brush their teeth. They just drink more of this gooey shit they're sitting in, which, in turn, causes them to shit out more shit, which they then dedicate themselves to gulping down, just to show up the other guy. It's just this Möbius strip of naked fat guys consuming and expelling poop.

With all due respect, this thread has kind of become like that.
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I know LOTD is chat spam now, but holy shit mang this post needs some credit. It's not often I read something that makes my face completely scrunch in confusion, all round masterful :lol:
 
Wildchild dijo:
Let me put it this way, Kiwi Farms is like high school, Dynastia is the super hot and sexy jock who is the captain of the shitposting team, everyone wants to fuck Dynastia.

Now when a new girl comes along and starts dating this super hot shitposting captain, as the girl is kind of plain, and not a member of the KIWI Farms cheerleading and because Dynastia ls super popular then it shakes up the natural order and all the other people get confused because of autism and start acting mean to this girl, who's super nice, when in actually, all those mean girls and bullies just need a hug and affection.
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