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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1447000087 A moment ago Pandas Galore:
    yes pandas I agree we should kill dunsparce
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1447000087 A moment ago Pandas Galore:
    But pandas isn't that illegal
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1447000087 A moment ago Pandas Galore:
    Not if they don't catch us
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/8.jpg?1446377531 6 minutes ago Alan Pardew:
    Anyone ready for a possible new safespace social site?
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/8.jpg?1446377531 6 minutes ago Alan Pardew:
    http://pillowfort-io.tumblr.com/post/132486987701/hello-everyone-now-seems-like-a-good-time-to
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1447000087 3 minutes ago Pandas Galore:
    Is pillowfort like prude fort
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1447000087 3 minutes ago Pandas Galore:
    Nah, prude for is superior
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/6.jpg?1394010477 2 minutes ago Dunsparce:
    Help panda's multiple personalities are speaking with eachother in chat!
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1447000087 1 minute ago Pandas Galore:
    yes pandas I agree we should kill dunsparce
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1447000087 1 minute ago Pandas Galore:
    But pandas isn't that illegal
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1447000087 1 minute ago Pandas Galore:
    Not if they don't catch us
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1446909662 1 minute ago Dynastia:
    @ @Pandas Galore, i'm in
  10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1447000087 A moment ago Pandas Galore:
    11821158_494116947414382_1510454117_n.jpg
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 5 minutes agoShavedSheep:
    there was this girl at the dance
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 5 minutes agoShavedSheep:
    jesus christ dudr
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 4 minutes agoShavedSheep:
    i would take her for walkies
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1446544104 4 minutes agoPicklepower:
    fedoras show that you are an intelligent badass
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 4 minutes agoShavedSheep:
    jesus fuck i would walk that ass
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1446544104 4 minutes agoPicklepower:
    @ @ShavedSheep, whos ass?
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6495.jpg?1446474645 4 minutes agoFallensaint:
    @ @ShavedSheep, a furry dance?
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 3 minutes agoShavedSheep:
    pink tail and ears and booty shorts.
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1446544104 3 minutes agoPicklepower:
    furry guys are into smoking vape cigerettes and wearing diapers
  10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 3 minutes agoShavedSheep:
    the girl i was fawning over at the dance
  11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1446544104 3 minutes agoPicklepower:
    and dancing to dubstep
  12. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1444239448 3 minutes agocat:
    @ @ShavedSheep, she was prob wearing a diaper
  13. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 3 minutes agoShavedSheep:
    dude i dont wven care if shes into daipers that ass was amazing
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1442430058 2 minutes agoMelchett:
    im done with irl people, theyre all so stupid here
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 2 minutes agogophergoober:
    @ @Melchett, yeah...they all are fuck em
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1442430058 2 minutes agoMelchett:
    i got spergmate and you spergs, other than the lethal amounts of tism im happy enough :oops:
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6614.jpg?1447066360 2 minutes agoWireSponge:
    @ @Melchett, We imaginary people should stick together
 
Gophergoober tells us a story about the Dallas Fort Worth Yiffing crew.

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 3 minutes ago gophergoober:
    furries are degenerate, I walked into a yiff party responding to a call...fucking scared for life man
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 2 minutes ago ShavedSheep:
    @ @gophergoober, please tell me more
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/127.jpg?1445884942 2 minutes ago Organic Fapcup:
    @ @gophergoober, keep going
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 1 minute ago gophergoober:
    So I was responding to a call of a noise disturbance and yelling at the local doubletree hotel, I responded around 11 55 pm, I took the elevator to the 6th floor, got out and found the room number, I thought it would be a typical, hey turn your tv down.
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    a guy in a full suit opened the doot holding a bottle of cheap ass vodka and looked at me and screamed and closed the door. Thats when I realized I fucked up and called for backup
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    I knocked on the door again and I heard scuffling around and people from the room next to the room I was responding were walking out and I realized that this was the infamous Dalls Texas yiffing crew that I heard about
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 A moment ago ShavedSheep:
    dalls texas yiffing crew
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 A moment ago ShavedSheep:
    what
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    no really there are a serial group of people in the dallss fort worth area that serially have orgies and leave shit like condoms and lonestar cans in the room
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    dallas*
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    but I stopped the people coming out the the room next door and busted in there and there was horrible techno blaring and a guy in a yellow dog suit was fucking a snow leopard and I was screaming stop! stop!!
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    then the yellow dog ran out of the room with his dick hanging out and the snow leopard suit just laid there
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    and I heard the sirens getting closer and even the tarrant county aerial support coming over
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    the hotel
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    then, the yellow dog came back and started throwing beer bottles at me, then maceed the dog and kicked the snow leopard and threw cuffs on them and ran down 6 flights of stairs to see my fellow deputies chasing the yiffing crew around the parking lot and the helicopter overhead shining spotlights on people half in furry suits and half naked
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8232.jpg?1446580655 A moment ago gophergoober:
    but in the end we only caught two people, and the Dallas Metroplex yiffing crew is still out there...yiffing...
 
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  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4995.jpg?1439693031 A moment ago TM Ambrose:
    You have a collect call from
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4995.jpg?1439693031 A moment ago TM Ambrose:
    JOHNN CENNNNAAA
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4995.jpg?1439693031 A moment ago TM Ambrose:
    would you like to accept the charges
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 A moment ago KatsuKitty:
    @ @TM Ambrose, collect call?
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 A moment ago KatsuKitty:
    why would john cena be calling me from 1992
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1446607301 A moment ago Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
    @ @KatsuKitty, You couldn't hear him if his time was now.
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4492.jpg?1446464032 13 minutes ago DoshesToDoshes:
    Did they try to draw a penis for the map?
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1445718585 13 minutes ago DeagleBoipussy420:
    @ @DoshesToDoshes, I think that was unintentional
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4492.jpg?1446464032 13 minutes ago DoshesToDoshes:
    @ @DeagleBoipussy420, Everything you post has a penis on it, for some reason. :ween:
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1445718585 12 minutes ago DeagleBoipussy420:
    @ @DoshesToDoshes, :lol:
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1445718585 12 minutes ago DeagleBoipussy420:
    I was gonna say the tree didn't
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1445718585 12 minutes ago DeagleBoipussy420:
    But then I realized
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1445718585 11 minutes ago DeagleBoipussy420:
    it had wood
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5641.jpg?1446374172 4 minutes ago Tranquil Beetle:
    @ @DeagleBoipussy420, coster's going to kill you for that one
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl
    updated the MOTD: itc we talk about the ending where you kill your son or nuke boston
    1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 A moment agoKatsuKitty
      updated the MOTD: UPDATE: Barb has died from a heart attack this morning in fallout you kill your son or nuke boston
      1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl
        updated the MOTD: in the end barb has the choice to kill her son or nuke Ruckersville
        1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5011.jpg?1445900757 A moment agoGaol
          updated the MOTD: In Spergout you kill sonichu or nuke cwcville
          1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5011.jpg?1445900757 A moment agoGaol
            updated the MOTD: In Cisout you have to kill phil or nuke Australatina
            1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 A moment agoJudge Holden
              updated the MOTD: PRESS 1 TO KILL YOUR SON!!! PRESS 2 TO NUKE BOSTON!!
              1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1189.jpg?1437950151 A moment agoCute Anime Girl:
                haha fuck i got another ban on cuckchan for spoiling Fallout 4 :story:
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment ago TheAmazingAxolotl:
    this one time in high school I cranked a mad fart that was amplified by the school toilet and the whole cafeteria heard it
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6206.jpg?1446392871 3 minutes ago Sczylak Madgar:
    @Wildchild, what do you think about the idea of fucking dogs
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8057.jpg?1444687967 1 minute ago Wildchild:
    @ @Sczylak Madgar, I have never thought about having sexual intercourse with any mammal other than monkeys, and when I have thought about having sex with monkeys it was just a brief thought and not serious, but more in a joking manner..
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3174.jpg?1435482310 A moment agoBork Laser:
    was jesus a lolcow
    1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1189.jpg?1437950151 A moment agoCute Anime Girl:
      some queer
    1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1149.jpg?1447164856 A moment agoPicklepower:
      @ @Bork Laser, he was a virgin
    1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3174.jpg?1435482310 A moment agoBork Laser:
      we should put Chris on the cross so we can make Passion of the Cow
    2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6614.jpg?1447066360 A moment agoWireSponge:
      Jesus killed a tree that one time so he's p cool
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/520.jpg?1427425107 A moment agoKing n Yellow:
    If Chris went to the beach he would be kidnapped by seaworld
 
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