Line Of The Day

[Cuck Norris]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3666.jpg?1438584370 A moment agoGoofy Logic:
   I'm glad I somehow avoided all the weird shit that lolcows are associated with.
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5840.jpg?1425957707 A moment agoBassomatic:
   @ @Goofy Logic, That's a really snobby way of saying you have a job

 

[Hyperion]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 1 minute agoNull:
   .. katsu you're retarded

 

[chimpburgers]

1. [URL='https://kiwifarms.net/members/glaive.1738/']https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1445360791Glaive[/URL]:
   wow my mom is catparty on the online
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1445360791 A moment agoGlaive:
   
   
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1445360791 A moment agoGlaive:
   fugging mom

 

[CatParty]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1445360791Glaive:
   wow my mom is catparty on the online
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1445360791 A moment agoGlaive:
   
   
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1445360791 A moment agoGlaive:
   fugging mom

Go to your room @Glaive

 

[Glaive]

Go to your room @Glaive

Dear Mom,

Next time when you try to link me youtube cat videos, you have to actually PUT the link in the email for me to be able to play it

Love,
Glaive

(was actual reply)

 

[CatParty]

Dear Mom,

Next time when you try to link me youtube cat videos, you have to actually PUT the link in the email for me to be able to play it

Love,
Glaive

(was actual reply)

Dear Glaive,

Regards,
Mommy

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 1 minute agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments:
   that's called piss
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 1 minute agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments:
   you pissed your bed
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 A moment agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments:
   
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 A moment agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments:
   
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 A moment agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments
   faps
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 A moment agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments
   fapping intensifies

 

[XH 502]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 1 minute agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments:
   that's called piss
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 1 minute agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments:
   you pissed your bed
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 A moment agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments:
   
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 A moment agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments:
   
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 A moment agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments
   faps
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 A moment agoIJustWantToSeeAttachments
   fapping intensifies

Holy shit, that's SO much better with the other dialogue cut out.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 6 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
   Nothing can replace Chris. He's my first love... my virgin breaker
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 5 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
   I was only 9 years old. i loved Chris so much, i had all the amiibos and sonicu comics
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 4 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
   i would pray to chris every nigh before bed, thanking him for te life ive been given
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 4 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
   Chris is love, Chris is life I would say
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 4 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
   My dad heard me one nigh and called me a faggot
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 3 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
   knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Chris. I called him a ween
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 3 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
   He slapped me and sent me to sleep. I was crying and my face hurt
8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 3 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
   I laid in bed and it was really cold but then a warm moved over me. I felt something touch me
9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 3 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
   Its Chris! I was so happy
10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 2 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
    He whispers inmyear "hmmmm yeah.. why don't you... why don't you bend over the bd rigt there... mmm"
11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 2 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
    he grabs me in his powerful autistic hands and puts me on myhands and knees
12. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 1 minute agoyawning sneasel:
    I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for Chris
13. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 1 minute agoyawning sneasel:
    Chris penetrates my butthole with his 7 dAMN INCH cock that is not any longer bent and larger than photographed
14. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 A moment agoyawning sneasel:
    it hurts so muchbut i do it for Chris
15. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 A moment agoyawning sneasel:
    I canfeelmybutt tearing as my eyes water I push against his force I want to please Chris
16. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 A moment agoyawning sneasel:
    He roars a mighty JULAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY as he fills my butt with autism
17. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 A moment agoyawning sneasel:
    My dad walks in
18. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 A moment agoyawning sneasel:
    Chris looks him right in the eye and says It's all autism now" and leaves throug the window
19. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 A moment agoyawning sneasel:
    Chris is love
20. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 A moment agoyawning sneasel:
    Chris is life

 

[YI 457]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7520.jpg?1439992967 A moment agoivyleaf:
   @ @Rio, everyone in belgium seems to have the soul of a hooker

Isn't being obsessed with cocks a requisite for creating a Kiwifar account?

 

[Hyperion]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   Banged In The Butt By My Own Hatred for Null

 

[JU 199]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6857.jpg?1435088287 1 minute agoJace E. Denton:
   i have a 128 gig custom bootable flash drive that has every version of windows on it and DOS and like 10 different linuxes
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6857.jpg?1435088287 A moment agoJace E. Denton:
   i have used it roughly 3 times but it makes me feel important

 

[CatParty]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1445360791 1 minute agoGlaive:
   ewwww null had cheese in his spacebar

 

[Trombonista]

From the Lynn Ann thread:

I didn't intentionally browse this thread listening to the silent hill soundtrack but god damn if it doesn't fit

 

[EI 903]

Not so much a line, but it's always adorable to see new mods bustle about energetically for the week or so before this place grinds their soul into a fine powder.

 

[Fallensaint]

Not so much a line, but it's always adorable to see new mods bustle about energetically for the week or so before this place grinds their soul into a fine powder.

Ver archivo adjunto 56393

I thought it was just Dynastia who ground your soul into dust?

 

[Glaive]

Not so much a line, but it's always adorable to see new mods bustle about energetically for the week or so before this place grinds their soul into a fine powder.

Ver archivo adjunto 56393

See now, the refreshing difference is that he's actually rejecting the bullshit reports.
He's extremely active and enthusiastic as a new hire, but he's not looking to delete posts or lock threads just for the sake of it. Something that other staff should take a lesson from. Well done @Clown Doll

 

[Clown Doll]

before this place grinds their soul into a fine powder.

I feel already like I need to start drinking more to numb the pain .

 

[YI 457]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 A moment agoJudge Holden:
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMI LIKE TO FUCK MY CAT
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 A moment agoJudge Holden:
   
   

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1632.jpg?1445859445 A moment agoAbilene:
   what about their sister
   
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
   @ @Abilene, would do
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
   wait, is she legal
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 A moment agoJudge Holden:
   
   
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1632.jpg?1445859445 A moment agoAbilene:
   yes
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 A moment agoJudge Holden:
   imagine dat face on dat body
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
   would do
8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 A moment agoJudge Holden:
   god my dick is hard now

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1445281448 1 minute agoClown Doll:
   @ @Judge Holden, Kinda late, but
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1445281448 1 minute agoClown Doll:
   @ @Judge Holden,
   
   
   It took 12 minutes to make!.

 

[SP 199]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
   man fuck scooby doo
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
   more like scooby don't
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
   fuckin brown-ass piece of dog fuck