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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6206.jpg?1445620601 1 minute agoSczylak Madgar:
    Null writes a gay porn Ver archivo adjunto 55612
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Me: "The fuck? Is that an actual book?"
The Knife: "Is what a book"
Me: (leans out of the way) "This."
TK: "Ya. It's an actual book."
Me: "HOW do you know this?!?!?!"
TK: "I've heard of it before."
Me (sighing deeply): "Honey, some times I'm not sure which of us is more perverted."
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1445360791 A moment agoGlaive:
    @ @Pandas Galore, Pandas Galore might be able to see why her trinomial equations balance out after integration, but can she see why Kiwis love the taste of halal cows?
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1445360791 A moment agoGlaive:
    @ @Pandas Galore, why it's the swirls of autism in every bite
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment ago Null:
    Come for the lolcows, stay because you are perpetually mangled into clique drama that will follow you to whatever corner of the internet you scurry to.
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment ago Null:
    I made eponine laugh at my anti-muslimness
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment ago Null:
    she's seeing the light
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment ago Null:
    slowly but surely i'll have her saying "nuke mecca"
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment ago Null:
    even if quietly
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment ago Null:
    even if so quietly nobody but her can hear it
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment ago Null:
    but it'll happen
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3601.jpg?1435093290 A moment ago Sussuro:
    @ @Null, and then?
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment ago Null:
    we'll nuke mecca
 

  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/501.jpg?1443777748 4 minutes ago Hyperion:
    remember folks if she says no to anal hit her until she says yes
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/501.jpg?1443777748 3 minutes ago Hyperion:
    this message brought to you by the Republican National Committee
 
I missed this one yesterday, but it deserves to be here.

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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2480.jpg?1402291574 6 minutes agoGeo:
    @ @yawning sneasel, I will trade you a cream pie for some butterscotch beer
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 5 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
    if it was less sweet i would love it
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 5 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
    is that right? :$
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6495.jpg?1445795603 5 minutes agoFallensaint:
    @ @Geo, heh, cream pie
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6495.jpg?1445795603 5 minutes agoFallensaint:
    @ @Geo, Are you sure you want to offer that?
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2480.jpg?1402291574 5 minutes agoGeo:
    What? My sister tried a new creampie recipe the other day and it tastes -
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2480.jpg?1402291574 5 minutes agoGeo:
    Oh
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2480.jpg?1402291574 5 minutes agoGeo:
    OH NO
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2480.jpg?1402291574 5 minutes agoGeo:
    OOOOOH NO
  10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 5 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
    i like banana cream pie :biggrin:
  11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2329.jpg?1445651064 4 minutes agoYog-Sothoth:
    @ @Geo, lol
  12. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2480.jpg?1402291574 4 minutes agoGeo:
    omfg
  13. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1444808044 4 minutes agoyawning sneasel:
    I see how it is :'(
  14. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2480.jpg?1402291574 4 minutes agoGeo:
    I didn't even realise
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7421.jpg?1443735343 A moment agobearycool:
    @ @Cuck Norris, faggots don't even have brains, so inhalants don't affect us obviously
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment ago Null:
    for my 21st we got a big ass bottle of Henny that cost us like $140
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment ago Null:
    and a 24 pack of BIG, BLACK DICK
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment ago Null:
    that was a good night
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3694.jpg?1442247541 A moment agomelty:
    We should have a minion emoticon
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7421.jpg?1443735343 A moment agobearycool:
    @ @melty, null would approve of it greatly!

  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1445444080 A moment agoNull:
    @ @bearycool, @ @melty, I will fucking kill you
 
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