Line Of The Day

[Watcher]

i thought my dinner line was funnier

You're a big guy

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 A moment agoNull:
   tho for real if anyone wants fat i have extra
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 A moment agoNull:
   i'll sell it to you

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1424931074 A moment agoCoster:
   @ @Null, OH so when I post anime shit it's bad but when YOU post anime shit it's A-OKAY
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 A moment agoNull:
   @ @Coster, yes
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 A moment agoNull:
   but this is from a hentai

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/195.jpg?1423115258 1 minute agoMarvin:
   sup
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/195.jpg?1423115258 1 minute agoMarvin:
   what are you guys doing?
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 1 minute agoNull:
   we're talking about dicks
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 1 minute agoNull:
   would you like to join us

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1424931074 A moment agoCoster:
   if there's one thing i have in common with hitler it's that i'm not gonna take shit from a jew

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   so yeah i guess that'd be a super power
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   remote control cum

 

[Kirby]

https://www.change.org/p/glaive-unban-kirby-from-kiwifarms-chat

guys trust me
this will work
i need 15000 signatures no fake names pls

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1517.jpg?1426713224 A moment agoJon-Nyan:
   wow i see you nugs implying im gay
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   that's because you are
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   you faggot
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1517.jpg?1426713224 A moment agoJon-Nyan:
   @ @KatsuKitty, no u
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1426921238 A moment agoCuddlebug:
   Katsu is unleashing his inner Null
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   brb playing dota 2 and slamming down some coke zero

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3610.jpg?1427331602 A moment agomeatslab:
   god is goss

 

[Trombonista]

Axiom provides today's Image of the Day in response to Ahuviya's passive-aggressive Facebook photos:

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1426706555 A moment agoThe Knife:
   @ @Mauvman Shuffleboard, I don't have any friends!
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1425764688 A moment agoMauvman Shuffleboard:
   @ @The Knife, You have something more important than friends.
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1425764688 A moment agoMauvman Shuffleboard:
   Titties.

 

[Waifu]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5335.jpg?1427501999 A moment agoBirdSim:
   I sterilized my BD stuff last night so I used it as a straw

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4733.jpg?1426620693 A moment agowagglyplacebo:
   @ @BirdSim, https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/waifuavatar-png.21610/

 

[ShavedSheep]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1304.jpg?1424552910 A moment agoRogerRabbit1988:
   @ @Waifu, Also....... you left your panties at my house.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Dormiebasne:

We're a completely cohesive userbase wherein differences are handled maturely and with absolute tact because we are well adjusted individuals

 

[Waifu]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1426706555 A moment agoThe Knife:
   You kids with your tattooed anuses.

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2174.jpg?1427045052 A moment agoRonald Gaygun:
   I cut myself on some cocaine once
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1419793797 A moment agoHellblazer:
   @ @Ronald Gaygun, sure it wasn't lead paint chips?

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

On Gamergate:

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1425764688 A moment ago Mauvman Shuffleboard:
   It's basically Homer as a movement.
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1937.jpg?1394490268 A moment ago Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
   @ @Mauvman Shuffleboard, Homer is more like a bowel movement

 

[Tavern Explorer]

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2922.jpg?1427136228 1 minute ago Waifu:
turn me on dammit!


Lewwwwd

 

[Holdek]

It is, in my opinion, outright hatred to go to a Christian bakery and ask them to make a gay wedding cake.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2382.jpg?1425788328 3 minutes agoLegoTugboat:
   What else did the Nazis come up with...
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2542.jpg?1426629595 2 minutes agoThe Knife's Husbando:
   @ @LegoTugboat, A lot of medical knowledge, to give the devil his due.
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1426706555 1 minute agoThe Knife:
   I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND YOU'RE IN HERE DEFENDING THE NAZIS
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1425764688 2 minutes agoMauvman Shuffleboard:
   @ @The Knife, What else is he going to do on Saturday night?
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1426706555 2 minutes agoThe Knife:
   @ @Mauvman Shuffleboard, Me!
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1425764688 1 minute agoMauvman Shuffleboard:
   @ @The Knife, Oh I suppose that is an option.

 

[Dalish]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 A moment agoDormiebasne:
   I had an uncredited appearance in your mom's asshole

 

[Pandas Galore]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1424931074 A moment agoCoster:
   WAIFU IS WEEEEEEEEB
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2922.jpg?1427136228 A moment agoWaifu:
   COSTER YOU THINK YOU'RE JAPANESE SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[Waifu]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4178.jpg?1427528625 A moment agoLastMighty:
   i suck cocks

 

[ShavedSheep]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1427590057 2 minutes agoPandas Galore:
   Loud tiny penis man with a heart of something resembling gold.

(in reference to dormie)

 

[José Mourinho]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 A moment ago Dormiebasne:
   @ @ShavedSheep, SO WE PUT TRUTHS IN LINE OF THE DAY HUH

 

[Pandas Galore]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1619.jpg?1427396214 A moment agoLuna:
   @ @Ronald Gaygun, I was confused when he turned out to be a redguard because he was trying to get into Sovngarde
2. 1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 1 minute agoDormiebasne:
      @ @Luna, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
   2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 1 minute agoDormiebasne:
      WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN?