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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/8.jpg?1424702139 A moment ago Alan Pardew:
    2ep3fub.jpg
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1197.jpg?1422662217 A moment ago Smutley:
    @ @Alan Pardew, I love how some of those look like WH40k Chaos marks.
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 A moment agoDormiebasne:
    my traps are so fucking sore
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5668.jpg?1426598142 A moment agoKablamo:
    thats not a real body part

Kiwi Love Advice:
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2922.jpg?1426708235 A moment agoWaifu:
    fuck her pancreas
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4178.jpg?1426035787 A moment agoLastMighty:
    Have your dick hand covertly steal her kidneys
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4733.jpg?1426620693 A moment agowagglyplacebo:
    The liver is the best bit
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 A moment agoDormiebasne:
    make her lose control of her bowels
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 4 minutes agoDormiebasne:
    the t rex's arms are too small to jerk off
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1627.jpg?1424041021 4 minutes agoZiltoid:
    @ @Dormiebasne, I bet you use paper towels to roll with.
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1426921238 4 minutes agoCuddlebug:
    @ @Dormiebasne, T-rex's probably used their mouths to jerk it
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1627.jpg?1424041021 4 minutes agoZiltoid:
    "Hey Dormie, Pass the Bounty."
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 3 minutes agoDormiebasne:
    @ @Zig-Zag, no need for hostility
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1426921238 3 minutes agoCuddlebug:
    Why is Dormie calling Zilt "Zig-Zag"?
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1627.jpg?1424041021 2 minutes agoZiltoid:
    @ @Cuddlebug, because he's autistic
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 2 minutes agoDormiebasne:
    cuz it makes me laugh
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 2 minutes agoDormiebasne:
    I got drunk as shit last saturday and thought it was hilarious
  10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1426921238 2 minutes agoCuddlebug:
    @ @Dimebag,
  11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 2 minutes agoDormiebasne:
    i dont deserve that moniker
  12. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1426921238 2 minutes agoCuddlebug:
    @ @Dildobasne,
  13. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 1 minute agoDormiebasne:
    @ @Cuddlebug, better
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 1 minute agoKirby:
    DONT SEXUALIZE THE KIRBY
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 1 minute agoKirby:
    YOU SICK FUCK
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    i dont what you fap to
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    you can fap to a gorilla oozing out pus while raping a jar of vaseline for all i care
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    but you dont sexualize the kirb
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    kirby is pure

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 1 minute agoKirby:
    @ @Strewth, @ @Satan, yeah but rule 34 isnt real life
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 1 minute agoKirby:
    its the equivelant of photoshopping your face on someone getting anally raped and saying you are a rape victim
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1178.jpg?1422448408 1 minute agoStrewth:
    Nor is Kirby.
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    @ @Strewth, NO KIRBY IS REAL
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    how do you explain this then
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    when i activate my amiibo on my wii u gamepad
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    KIRBY COMES TO LIFE
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    WHAT NOW
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    Kirby 1 - Athiests 0
  10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/501.jpg?1426830898 A moment agoHyperion:
    kirby im sorry
  11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    @ @Hyperion, NO FUCK YOU
  12. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    i am kirby
  13. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    im gonna go to the park of suck some people up
  14. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    and float in the air
  15. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    shit im out of bath salts
  16. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    nevermind

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    this is all an elaborate act
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    im actually null
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/689.jpg?1401881316 A moment agoSatan:
    nigger your not null
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1426921238 A moment agoCuddlebug:
    @ @Kirby, If you were Null you'dve said "niggers" by now
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5865.jpg?1426225408 A moment agoKirby:
    @ @Cuddlebug, niggers
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3922.jpg?1422816729 A moment agoGlassbrain:
    technically orcas are dolphins. and thusly have dolphin dicks. which are like protruding tentacles
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3922.jpg?1422816729 A moment agoGlassbrain:
    also dolphins are rapists
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3922.jpg?1422816729 A moment agoGlassbrain:
    which works because pirates are also rapists.
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1419201668 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
    But can they flex their vagina muscles?
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3922.jpg?1422816729 A moment agoGlassbrain:
    i don't know
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3922.jpg?1422816729 A moment agoGlassbrain:
    tentacle dick is the only dolphin genital fact i know of
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2397.jpg?1426630881 4 minutes agoASoulMan:
    I'm 200% cracker
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 4 minutes agoDormiebasne:
    NO ONE IS 200% ANYTHING THAT IS CATEGORICALLY IMPOSSIBLE WHY IS THIS TRIGGERING MY AUTISM SO BAD
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2397.jpg?1426630881 3 minutes agoASoulMan:
    @ @Dormiebasne, Everything is 200% when I'm around :)
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 3 minutes agoDormiebasne:
    Including the anal leakage?
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2397.jpg?1426630881 2 minutes agoASoulMan:
    @ @Dormiebasne, oh yes :tomgirl:
 
Shadow dijo:
I saw that this Nick thread quickly had 3 new pages worth of content since the last time I checked up on it. Part of me hoped it was because he was dead or in jail.

All of me still wishes it was because he was dead or in jail. :surprised:
Presiona para expandir...
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1426706555 3 minutes agoThe Knife:
    Fact: I basically bullied the husband into growing his Van Dyke.
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1426706555 2 minutes agoThe Knife:
    But he likes it and it looks awesome because Husbando has a rather unfortunate chin.
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1426706555 2 minutes agoThe Knife:
    As in, he doesn't have one.
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3396.jpg?1413857052 2 minutes agoLocksnap:
    @ @The Knife, cyberbowling isnt tolerated here
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1426706555 2 minutes agoThe Knife:
    I CAN BULLY HUSBANDO IF I WANT TO
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1426706555 2 minutes agoThe Knife:
    HE BULLIES ME
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1426706555 1 minute agoThe Knife:
    I love my chin so much I have two. :(

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1517.jpg?1426713224 A moment agoJon-Nyan:
    cuck = best fetish
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5452.jpg?1424936067 A moment agoGodot:
    gives @ @Jon-Nyan, a totally hetero kiss
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5852.jpg?1426047684 A moment agoMuhyo:
    I like where this is going

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2922.jpg?1427136228 A moment agoWaifu:
    i'm gay
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5452.jpg?1424936067 A moment agoGodot:
    Waifu is my Waifu :'(

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1517.jpg?1426713224 A moment agoJon-Nyan:
    @ @Jon-Nyan, gayyyy

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/675.jpg?1427161595 A moment agosnakesvsplanes:
    Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3396.jpg?1413857052 A moment agoLocksnap:
    @ @snakesvsplanes, impressive
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1422651934 6 minutes agoDynastia:
    @ but if you took chimpchan on a date, where would you take her?
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3396.jpg?1413857052 5 minutes agoLocksnap:
    @ @Dynastia, dole office

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5452.jpg?1424936067 A moment agoGodot:
    @ chimpchan? Is that a stripper?
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1422651934 A moment agoDynastia:
    yes
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1419972030 3 minutes agoJudge Holden:
    @ @Clown Doll, erm....... this was the closest one I could find
    jews_image29.jpg
    (SFW but has jew ass)

[24/03/2015 9:30:52 pm] dynastia: he's a countryboy
[24/03/2015 9:33:06 pm] chimpchan: yyyyyeeeeee hawwww
[24/03/2015 9:33:21 pm] dynastia: let's buy him a pet cow :)
[24/03/2015 9:34:32 pm] chimpchan: he hates them
[24/03/2015 9:34:46 pm] dynastia: i know :ween:

@Saney :D
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1619.jpg?1425632624 A moment agoLuna:
    sex is like sonic the hedgehog in that the people who are interested in it will never stop talking about it.
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1426149723 A moment agoDormiebasne:
    @ @Luna, GOTTA CUM FAST

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1405633453 A moment agoMelchett:
    @ @Valiant, i wish my name was bitchia
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1422957052 A moment agoNull:
    anal is fun tho you poke someone in the butt and they hurt
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1619.jpg?1425632624 A moment agoLuna:
    @ @Null, betaasfuck.midi
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1422651934 1 minute agoDynastia:
    hey guys, did you all know that @ @Saney is a real-live cowboy and he loves cows?
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/16.jpg?1394887482 A moment agoSaney:
    @ @Dynastia, Fuck you
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1422651934 A moment agoDynastia:
    @ @Saney, do you have a favourite cow?
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/16.jpg?1394887482 A moment agoSaney:
    @ @Dynastia, I'll eat your face
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1422651934 A moment agoDynastia:
    @ @Saney, i didn't realise you were one of them brokeback cowboys
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/16.jpg?1394887482 A moment agoSaney:
    @ @Dynastia, Hiss
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1422651934 A moment agoDynastia:
    @ @Saney, do you ever just walk up to a random cow and give it a great big hug?
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/16.jpg?1394887482 A moment agoSaney:
    @ @Dynastia, I will set your house on fire
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1178.jpg?1422448408 A moment agoStrewth:
    @ @Dynastia, don't you?
  10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/635.jpg?1394249359 A moment agoapplecat:
    I would pet a cow
  11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1422651934 A moment agoDynastia:
    @ @Strewth, i would if i was a cowboy like saney. if i was a cowboy i'd spend all day marvelling at the beauty and grace of the cow
  12. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5687.jpg?1427067780 A moment agoKingGeedorah:
    Cows are cute
  13. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1422651934 A moment agoDynastia:
    i have hugged a cow before they are beautiful animals
  14. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/635.jpg?1394249359 A moment agoapplecat:
    @ @Dynastia, That is no way to talk about your mother
  15. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1422651934 A moment agoDynastia:
    @ @applecat, i don't hug my mother :mad:

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1419290444 A moment agoShavedSheep:
    you guys
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1419290444 A moment agoShavedSheep:
    theres been a misunderstanding
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1419290444 A moment agoShavedSheep:
    im not a katsu sock
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1419290444 A moment agoShavedSheep:
    i'm literally katsus socks
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1419290444 A moment agoShavedSheep:
    the rainbow ones

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1937.jpg?1394490268 A moment agoJoey Jo-Jo Junior:
    Kiwichat is not diverse enough *sigh* it needs more niggers

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 A moment agoNull:
    my dick actually begins to ache when i do things that involve precise timing and action
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 A moment agoNull:
    so i avoid it
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4178.jpg?1426035787 A moment agoLastMighty:
    So Null is a virgin
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5668.jpg?1426598142 2 minutes agoKablamo:
    KIWI...... KISI..... ISIS
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1405633453 2 minutes agoMelchett:
    @ @Kablamo, holy shit
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5668.jpg?1426598142 2 minutes agoKablamo:
    conincidence!?
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1426921238 2 minutes agoCuddlebug:
    Null confirmed for Islamb
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1426921238 2 minutes agoCuddlebug:
    Null = Nullah
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1405633453 2 minutes agoMelchett:
    have we ever seen kiwis and isises together?
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1619.jpg?1425632624 1 minute agoLuna:
    @ @Cuddlebug, null is a drainage canal?
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1426921238 1 minute agoCuddlebug:
    @ @Luna, yes
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1426921238 1 minute agoCuddlebug:
    We're all sewage in Null's Canal
  10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1405633453 A moment agoMelchett:
    melchett is actually islamb for "kill chris"
  11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1823.jpg?1427210155 A moment agoWolfenmaus:
    @ @Luna, I knew Null was genderfluid.
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1422651934 A moment agoDynastia:
    i want to melchett surtur's null and i don't care who LOTD's it
 
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