let's write Family Guy jokes

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Fuck you jewish cunt

Fuck you jewish cunt

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So everyone here knows that Family Guy is an unfunny reference show that should've been cancelled years ago. However, after thinking it over, I think it's time that we test our skills as family guy writers. The job here is simple, just make a joke that looks like it came out of Family Guy. For example:
"Petah, you shat on a toilet and now we're in jail."
"You think that's bad? Remember the time I fought Donkey Kong?"
 
Holy Christ Lois is now a Nudist, Meg finally killed herself and I've got Pwterschmitt's fortune. It's like that time I beat Roger Daltrey at Pinball
 
"I'd do anything to get out of doing a chore... remember that time Lois wanted me to do laundry?"
"Petah, where are you? It's your turn to do the laundry!"
"Be right there Lois!"
*lifts the background painting pushing a button*
*tube encircles Peter and shoots him out of the house*
"Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe..."
 
Stewie: blah blah something vaguely homosexuwhuhl
The Dog: pointless and forced reference about a 90s Democrat politician
Lois: something to make her a slut and a drug user
Meg: anything so that Peter can say "shut up, Meg"
Peter: 14 1/2 hours of holding his knee and painfully saying "ahh!"
Chris: Seth Green is the only joke here
 
"Hey Peter, remember that one time we enslaved all human life on earth, crushing the innocents under our boots like roaches and becoming supreme rulers under military rule?"

"Hehehehehehe, yeah."
 
Blah blah REMEMBER THE TIME _____ blah blah Chicken guy fight that lasts way longer than it should.
 
"Hey Dad, remember when I said that the Jews, who are only 2% of the U.S. population, hold a strangely high number of powerful positions in the media, government, on the Supreme Court and in the universities?"

shut up meg.gif
shut up meg3.gif
 
Brian: I'll be a great voice actor, this definitely won't end up like the time Jake Lloyd tried to get back into show bis by copying Mark Hamil's decison to do mostly voice work after Star Wars.
 
Someone says the word "contact" so Peter says, "Did somebody say 'Contact'?" and then they just show the original intro to 3-2-1 Contact straight with no ironic commentary except perhaps they draw Peter or Stewie into a couple of the shots because getting the rights to show the intro is cheaper than animating that one extra minute.
 
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