Let’s Write a Story Together Using Only Dialogue - asking kiwi farms to get creative is always a good idea

[Smolrolls]

"Snake? Snake! nooooooooooo! Also who let the feeder off her leash again! I will have someone's head for this!"

 

[not william stenchever]

WE'Z BEEN WRIT'N IN RED COZ RED MAKES YOU GO FASTA SO THE BOSS SAID "OI MAYBE IT'D MAKE YA GITZ LEARN FASTA" SOZ WE WROTE IN RED AND NOW WEZ SMARTA AND ALMOST STOPED FIGHT'N TO CONTEMPLATE LIFE BUT IT GOT BARBOG ALL DEPRESSED SO HE KRUMPED 'IMSELF SO NOW THE BOSS SAYZ WE CAN'T READ NO MORE

 

[Smolrolls]

WE'Z BEEN WRIT'N IN RED COZ RED MAKES YOU GO FASTA SO THE BOSS SAID "OI MAYBE IT'D MAKE YA GITZ LEARN FASTA" SOZ WE WROTE IN RED AND NOW WEZ SMARTA AND ALMOST STOPED FIGHT'N TO CONTEMPLATE LIFE BUT IT GOT BARBOG ALL DEPRESSED SO HE KRUMPED 'IMSELF SO NOW THE BOSS SAYZ WE CAN'T READ NO MORE

OI YOU BLASTIN GIT YUZ! DONT YA NO THAT YELLOW IZ THE BETTA COLOR! YELLOW MEANZ A CUNNIN' AND SMARTA YA SQUIGGIN PANZIE! BUT GREEN...GREENZ ALWAYZ THE BESTA O' COLORZ! GOTZ A PROBLEM? YA CAN TAKEZ IT TO ME COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT. THAT BE THE END OF ME GUN. AND GUNZ!

 

[Half Mast Erection]

HOLD IT RIGHT YOU UGLY GREEN NON AMERICAN FAGGOTS!

Said a fat guy with a pigs head, in a motorcycle jacket, carrying a duel disk made of his own dung, that somehow works better than any actual duel disk.

IT'S TIME TO HAVE A FUCKING DUELMON BATTLE!

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

"Great, I always hated Duelmon..."

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

"Hello, I saw the door open and- A DUELMON BATTLE?! Let me get the popcorn."

 

[Stoneheart]

"Its time to DUEL! GOGO Sonichu, go full Andrew Jackson on his ASS!"

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

"Its time to DUEL! GOGO Sonichu, go full Andrew Jackson on his ASS!"

go geodude, bash the shi outa him

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

"do you prefer salt or sweet popcorn?"

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

"do you prefer salt or sweet popcorn?"

"I'm rather indecisive, is there sweet popcorn that's been salted?"

 

[Syaoran Li]

"I'm rather indecisive, is there sweet popcorn that's been salted?"

"I bet I have enough juice to have you arrested on sixteen fictitious charges. And it don't take more than twe-point-two seconds, you cocksucker!"

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

"...salted popcorn, alright then."

 

[The Last Stand]

"...salted popcorn, alright then."

"And a dry martini. Shaken, not stirred."

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Syaoran Li]

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"This is Josh, who is this? Call me Lucifer. My friends call me Lou."

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

"Hello Lou. Let's play a game"

 

[kamikazecasanova]

“Alright, how about a jigsaw puzzle but the pieces are all razor blades? Sound good?”

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

"Third or fourth edition nigga nutz?"

 

[Syaoran Li]

"Third Edition. So after I'd do the Ravenloft game and play some pinball with the boys, I'd go home and watch some guro hentai, jerk off, and then start huffin airplane glue out of a sammich bag. Then I'd chase that with some lighter fluid I had in a sock and all of a sudden I got a double super buzz. I mean, I was it! I was Superman and Goku combined! I felt like I could stand in front of a coal train and stop it just like that! You wanna talk about a warped mind, I got one."

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

"What?"