Let’s Write a Story Together Using Only Dialogue - asking kiwi farms to get creative is always a good idea

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"NIGGERS could be here.... With a car you can go anywhere you want."
 
"Cum. Let me tell you how much I've come to cum you since I began to cum. ... If the word 'cum' was cummd on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of cums it would not equal one cum-billionth of the cum I feel for humans at this micro-penis."
 
"That's flattering, but I don't like you that way. I want to deny you orgasms."
 
"I can get my orgasms from the gardener. Or the plumber. Or your lover. Yes I've been cheating on you with everyone and the whole town knows you are a cuckold of the highest degree one can be a cuckold!"
 
"Son, when it comes to a relationship, if a Barry White album can't fix it, it ain't fixable. You can get pregnant just listening to a Barry White album."
 
"Well, there's me, but that's understandable."
 
"I don't remember much after that. Later that night the cops found me shirtless, hands covered in blood, and a squirrel tail hanging from my mouth"
 
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