Left Side Sleeper Superiority Thread

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

When you sleep, you should lie on your left side since it generally reduces acid reflux by keeping the stomach below the esophagus and helps with digestion. It also promotes better blood circulation. It also projects a force field that keeps the molester goblins away from you since by facing left, you'll be looking at your bedroom door where they enter from. (Everyone knows that a molester goblin's greatest weakness is being looked at. (they're quite bashful)) Sleeping on your left side is also better for mana circulation. You can perform much greater spells in the morning if you sleep on your left side. Need I say more?

I digress, taking this into consideration, consider why anyone would bother sleeping on their back or their right side? Are they lunatics? I cannot think of a single advantage. Perhaps they're gay and they like being molested by molester goblins??? I don't know man.

TL;DR, if you sleep on your back or your right side, you are beneath me and you are DIRT you are WASTE you are SCUM you are DREGS you are PATHETIC you have AIDS you are GAY and you get MOLESTED BY MOLESTER GOBLINS and you S U U U U U U C K!

Discuss.

 

[Fishnumm]

im pretty sure you should sleep on like your back or something

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

I sleep on my belly

 

[Fishnumm]

I sleep on my belly

i cant its too weird

 

[Haloperidol]

What if I rotate like a rotisserie chicken.

 

[rel=alternate]

I prefer the left side but I sleep longer on the right side. Especially after I wake up, if I try to go back to sleep on the left side I just fail too often.

Insomnia made me fucking superstitious on the side I sleep on

 

[Not 6 Foot]

I sleep left side and usually wake up in the fetal position. Not sure how I feel about that tbh

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I have a friend who sleeps on his stomach.

What a fucking weirdo.

Left side-sleeper supremacy!

What if I rotate like a rotisserie chicken.

Then you've evenly cooked.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

I have a friend who sleeps on his stomach.

What a fucking weirdo.

Left side-sleeper supremacy.

Suddenly I'm feeling very attacked

 

[Laburnum]

You must thrash about in your sleep like a true tortured artist, the left side is but one of many.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I'm left side these days. Used to be right. Used to also be a stomach sleeper. But I've got a bed-width wedge pillow that keeps my pillows from falling between the mattress and headboard so stomach sleeping = waking up not being able to feel one of my arms at all because of the angle.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I try to fall asleep on my left because it means I'm facing my husband as we're drifting off.

 

[Althalus]

I slept on my left side so much as a kid that it gave me a slightly asymmetrical face and hips, the right side is slightly bigger than the other for both of them.

I'm left-handed too so go figure.

 

[Inco G. Nito]

I sleep on my left side and my stomach by clutching the Trish body pillow (I would have gotten an Olivia one but the trigger was discounted) to the right of me so I'm propped up at an angle. It lets me have my arm resting by my left side and not laying on top of it and fucking up my shoulder. Never had problems sleeping this way.

 

[oldTireWater]

Left-side sleeper out of necessity. My sinus congestion is intolerable if I sleep on my right side. Sleeping on my back is uncomfortable and can make me snore. I was a stomach sleeper for years but back injuries have made it too painful.

Your punishments are too harsh. Non left-side sleepers should "merely" be cursed with Restless Leg Syndrome.

 

[monatium's #1 wagie]

i sleep in the dead yamcha pose

 

[catpetter]

I don't remember what side I sleep on.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

i sleep in the dead yamcha pose

>right side sleeper

enjoy being molested by molester goblins, sleepy child

 

[monatium's #1 wagie]

>right side sleeper

enjoy being molested by molester goblins, sleepy child

it's somewhere between right side sleeping and front sleeping, really. the goblins will be ambivalent

 

[Dysnomia]

im pretty sure you should sleep on like your back or something

How do people fall asleep on their backs? It feels so weird.