🐮 Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Sanae Kochiya]

They are terrible things inherently, people just need to be able to proofread what they say online before they say anything that might sound a bit off.

Irony police, arrest this man!

 

[sgetti]

Yeah, I already gave my opinion on this. Some people believe that it was actually me that set this in motion, but it was more or less cause and effect, tbh fam.

You're trying to accuse every kids show you don't like of being part of a mass conspiracy to brainwash kids, but thinking they're doing it specifically to spite you is going too far? Man, if you're going conspiratard on us, you gotta go full hog, you can't just half-ass it. Let's get some reptilian Jews in there somewhere.

Keep deluding yourself, you know there clearly is some series of events which just so happened to make the planets align and torment me like this.

Of all the posts in this thread, this is the one whose advice you decided to take?

 

[Bungleboy]

How does he keep digging his ass deeper? It's 'tism all the way down

 

[Meowthkip]

They are terrible things inherently, people just need to be able to proofread what they say online before they say anything that might sound a bit off.

No, you need to understand that some things are inherently understood without being explicitly stated due to context. Stop trying to blame your inability to grasp these very simple contexts on us. I'm beginning to think less that you have autism and more that you're either a space alien or a malfunctioning A.I.

I mean, you've never actually provided proof that you're a human. Prove you're not a robot.

 

[Bungleboy]

No, you need to understand that some things are inherently understood without being explicitly stated due to context. Stop trying to blame your inability to grasp these very simple contexts on us. I'm beginning to think less that you have autism and more that you're either a space alien or a malfunctioning A.I.

I mean, you've never actually provided proof that you're a human. Prove you're not a robot.

I can prove he isn't a robot. Would anybody create something as useless as him?

 

[Ruin]

Cant you just jizz over trains like all the other autists?

 

[Meowthkip]

I can prove he isn't a robot. Would anybody create something as useless as him?

I never said he was a robot that was working as intended.

Maybe he was a failed attempt that got loose.

 

[Adamska]

Only problem is I live in Canada where they don't support Nielsen boxes.

Lol doesn't matter you faggot. It really doesn't because you're still bolstering the show's footprint and providing impetus for it returning by adding views to it. Negating this one element does not negate the fact that you are so goddamned stupid you think that you have to autistically catalogue a show you hate to fight mentally challenged people who like it, ignoring of course that being a raging douche makes people dig in and fight against anything you say.

You are well on the way towards missing everything cool and dying angry. Probably in like 5 years or so too considering how buttfucking retarded you are and let this genuinely affect you.

They are terrible things inherently, people just need to be able to proofread what they say online before they say anything that might sound a bit off.

Hence why you still want to murder people who worked on a show for babies you A-logging sped.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

(murder and rape) are terrible things inherently, people just need to be able to proofread what they say online before they say anything that might sound a bit off.

And you think your statement below isn't terrible?

I get that, but the adult autists that still cling onto this shit just need to be eradicated.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Cant you just jizz over trains like all the other autists?

"But...but trains are Barneyshit because Barney drives them all the time..."

 

[AnOminous]

They are terrible things inherently, people just need to be able to proofread what they say online before they say anything that might sound a bit off.

Is that what you do? Do you then work on it until it sounds utterly batshit fucking crazy? Because that's what most of what you say is like.

 

[Gensdupays]

Pathetic.

 

[Segue]

I never said he was a robot that was working as intended.

Maybe he was a failed attempt that got loose.

Men...we can rebuild him...we have the technology...we have the capability to create the world's most autistic man...

More obsessive...

More socially inept...

More hatred of Barney the Dinosaur than ever before....

The Six Million Dollar Autist.





You know, why doesn't he just...not go on 4chan if he hates the rules so much? Oh right because he has no life, no school, no job, no friends and nothing productive to offer society.

 

[Meowthkip]

Pathetic.

How are you not living in a state of perpetual embarrassment, @x86x2 ?

Christ, I'm embarrassed for you.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Pathetic.

He's seriously going on about this? He's never going to get the hint, is he?

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Pathetic.

This chan is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their faggotry and degeneracy will foam up about their waists and all the austists and ponyfags will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

 

[JustPassingThrough]

You should really consider to learn how to ignore the things you don't like, @x86x2.

 

[Trombonista]

Why does he even bother going to 4chan in the first place?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Why does he even bother going to 4chan in the first place?

Because he's got no life. What more can you ask for?

 

[x86x2]

Cant you just jizz over trains like all the other autists?

Nah, I don't think I'd like being a foamer. That's another can of worms.

Why does he even bother going to 4chan in the first place?

Dunno, I just like going there, that is when it's not filled with autists.