Lay's new Masala flavor is awful

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If you have never experienced the stench of an Indian in person, you can just rip open a bag of Lay's new global flavor "Masala".
I'm not joking. It smells like straight up Hindu body odor.
After the initial airing out, the chips themselves are weighted down with so much oil and seasoning that they taste stale. They are not crunchy, and the seasoning does not taste like masala.
 
Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't "masala" just mean spice? So what is the flavor supposed to be.
Masala is a set mix of spices: cardamom, cinnamon, coriander, cloves and cumin.
Curry powder is like $3, just sprinkle some into unseasoned chips and shake the bag.
I think this is the flavor they were trying to create. Masala doesn't have garlic, onion, or peppers in it, but these chips had some serious onion stonk.
Why wouldn't you make vindaloo flavored potato chips? Potatoes are an ingredient in most forms of vindaloo outside Goa.
Do rural Amerimutts even know what vindaloo is?
 
That's garam masala. "Masala" is just the word for a mix of either wet or dry spices and it is supposed to be proceeded by another word to indicate what mix of spices it is, i.e. chaat masala, tikki masal, tandoori masala etc.
The word "masala" has the same PIE root as "materials" or "mixture" in English. I'm not sure what the modern European language equivalent for "garam" would be but it just makes sense for what it means.

Incredible being separated by thousands of years of linguistic divergence but you can still recognize the Indo-Iranian languages as related to our own. I can't understand a word of Hindustani, Farsi or Pashto but they just sound familiar vs. something like Mandarin or Arabic.
 
Lays are one of worst brands of potato chips out there. Just plain Lays are some how more bland tasting than other brands so I'm not surprised that their gimmick street shitter flavor is awful.
 
A localish big box chain, Meijer, has their own store brand called Frederik's that's been surprisingly good, for a store brand, as well.
I feel like store brands (for snacks at least) are often just as comparable or better than name brands. I think it's more Lays in particular that I find notably lower quality; which is pretty abhorrent since they reign as the leading name brand potato chip in the USA
 
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