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On just the 2high4stupid channel, they have made 100 videos on Nova. Somehow, we are all jealous of this.
Imagine when the grift eventually comes to an end and they have to apply for a real job.

Employer: “Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

KiwiTapes: “Actually, I spent the last few years making hundreds of videos about the same fat pedophile.”

Employer:
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Imagine when the grift eventually comes to an end and they have to apply for a real job.

Employer: “Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

KiwiTapes: “Actually, I spent the last few years making hundreds of videos about the same fat pedophile.”

Employer:
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I've seen people try and counter this by saying "Well, employers are so lazy anyway there are zero odds they would actually look through your socials, even if you didn't give it to them. Why would they do that? They wouldn't do that, they don't care. They need someone to stock shelves at the end of the day."

Sweet Summer children, how wrong they all are lmao. :story:

Employers care quite a bit about your online activities. Anyone with a job would know the warning from coworkers: "Never check your phones around the supervisors." It's not because you aren't supposed to have your phone out. It's because they are fucking watching you. They see a Twitter handle, a Youtube username, or fucking worse, your Discord groups, it is over for you the second they start sleuthing.

I have witnessed in my time people lose everything because of things they said on Facebook and Twitter. Now I know, you unemployed Millennials out there might think "That's bullshit! You can't fire anybody for expressing their opinions online! It goes against 1st Amendment rights!"

Wrong. They can do that. Welcome to the horrors of reality, kiddos. You're about to find out how the 10 to 15 year employment gap post-highschool is about to fuck you in the ass real soon. Your constitutional rights are a constitutional suggestion in the eyes of our corporate overlords, and there are a lot of Karens out there who will throw your part-time asses under the bus if it means getting an inch closer to a store owner position. Do not underestimate the pettiness of dollar tree grandmothers.

So yes, Kiwi and Niggertapes, if you really think you can quit at any time and enter the work force quietly, you are in for a brutal awakening. Your lives were fucked before you even consciously decided to be faggots.
 
"Well, employers are so lazy anyway there are zero odds they would actually look through your socials, even if you didn't give it to them. Why would they do that? They wouldn't do that, they don't care. They need someone to stock shelves at the end of the day."
Any respectable employer will do a background check including everything such as your education, social media, and employment history. The only places that don’t give a shit about that is wagecage jobs or shit paid under the table.
I have witnessed in my time people lose everything because of things they said on Facebook and Twitter. Now I know, you unemployed Millennials out there might think "That's bullshit! You can't fire anybody for expressing their opinions online! It goes against 1st Amendment rights!"
People got fired from their jobs and people got discharged from the military for expressing anti vax opinions and not getting vaccinated. People got banned for expressing wrongthink opinions on social media when Biden was president. If they think they are immune, I have a bridge to sell them
 
So yes, Kiwi and Niggertapes, if you really think you can quit at any time and enter the work force quietly, you are in for a brutal awakening. Your lives were fucked before you even consciously decided to be faggots.
It just dawned on me. Imagine KiwiTapes’ kid growing up and asking, “Dad, what did you do for a living?”
 
Imagine when the grift eventually comes to an end and they have to apply for a real job.

Employer: “Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

KiwiTapes: “Actually, I spent the last few years making hundreds of videos about the same fat pedophile.”

Employer:
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The best irony, having a 15 year gap in your resume, spending those years online telling a fat retard that he should get a job while not working a single day yourself
 
Maybe I'm wrong but I always pictured him having a mundane job, nothing too impressive but it pays the bills... the grift is just extra money. Of course I could be entirely wrong.
Some cowtubers do it for the love of the game and don't care much about money. But when you're actively a-logging cows, even to the point of setting hour long discord calls to "get them" like Fagtapes e Smokey McAsscrack do, you can absolutely bet the youtube grift money is their main source of income

You can pretty much tell right away. There's plenty of Gilbertos around, their fall just hasn't come to be yet
 
Some cowtubers do it for the love of the game and don't care much about money. But when you're actively a-logging cows, even to the point of setting hour long discord calls to "get them" like Fagtapes e Smokey McAsscrack do, you can absolutely bet the youtube grift money is their main source of income
I don't know.
I don't make youtube content so I can't speak from experience but most of their videos seem pretty low effort.
8 hour work day, call it a half hour drive each way and an hour for lunch.
That leaves 14 hours a day. Even with the three and a half hour podcast and two half hour videos a week it doesn't seem to difficult.
 
Even with the three and a half hour podcast and two half hour videos a week it doesn't seem to difficult.
I'm not talking about their retarded 2H4S shit tier podcast. You're ignoring countless hours needed to wrangle a retard and getting him to join a panel with you. They did it with Nova, Jupiter, Bowser and who knows whatever fat retard they spent ludicrous amounts of time tardwrangling and grooming into a livestream

You don't need many hours to make a semi decent video about a cow. But you need a LOT of time to be constantly pulling gay ops to get them to join your panels and forcing drama and "gotchas". Those two must spend many hours a day on discord with their retarded following trying to farm "content". This is when they're not shamelessly stealing stuff from here and pretending they're not

I dislike mostly cowtubers because of their lazy content and stupid moralfagging, but Fagtapes and SmokeyMcAssCrack are the worst of the bunch because not only their content is trash, but they're constantly tapping the glass and touching shit. They are also the responsible factor that caused a massive influx of zoomie retards to come into the farms. You can identify those right away: abhorrent posts, stupid takes, needless moralfagging, they get emotional over cows etc etc... There's a lot of those retards in the Nova thread
 
I don't know.
I don't make youtube content so I can't speak from experience but most of their videos seem pretty low effort.
8 hour work day, call it a half hour drive each way and an hour for lunch.
That leaves 14 hours a day. Even with the three and a half hour podcast and two half hour videos a week it doesn't seem to difficult.
i think you underestimate people’s willingness to spend money as long as they find you entertaining. the internet today is not like how it was before. i remember when live streaming was a niche and you had to earn peoples money and if you asked people to donate, you’d be labeled as a sellout. as a point of reference, when i did the #FuckWings007 stream, i made about $200. it’s not life changing money, but it’s enough to pay a bill or two. i’m nobody special. i do the same exact shit that all these other kiwitubers do minus the faggot discord gayops. if i’m not wrong, there’s some whale that donates about $500 dollars everytime 2H4S start the stream. nobody can know exactly how much they make unless they release information but from gilberto… and i know he’s a fat lying spic but bear with me for a second. he made a few thousand and during peak months, he made 10k.

to put this in perspective for anyone who doesn’t know this already. let’s say you’re stuck in the wage cage. you go on discord to talk to trannies and order the latest bad dragon dildo. you guys discuss nova being a pedophile for the umpteenth time and realize that you can do the same thing but people watch it.
 
For that lazy, slop content he churned out, that's way too good cash
it’s literally too stupid not to do it. hell, if i made 10k a month talking about lolcows for 3 hours, id quit my job too lol

Which makes him even dumber in retrospect, pissing away such easy money over some fat BPD pussy he didn't even get to fuck
and also shit talking everybody and doubling down but that was funny
 
it’s literally too stupid not to do it. hell, if i made 10k a month talking about lolcows for 3 hours, id quit my job too lol
Nah, i wouldn't. It's not really a safe job, not the way these guys do it. You can easily fall off relevance or simply have not engaging enough content to keep it going. The only actual way to make lolcow stuff as a carreer is doing what Kino Casino does. I have little interest in the cows they cover, but i watch them anyway because they're very good at entertaining. But that requires actual talent, PPP could be a radio host just as easily, he doesn't need the cows to be an entertaining host

and also shit talking everybody and doubling down but that was funny
And you can bet any other of those cowtubers would do the same in his position. Gilberto's just the one that drew the short stick, they're all backstabbing pricks that would sell their friends if that means more content. I mean, they all make the same content, they stand only to gain with less competition. It is like that when you have no talent and your slop look just like the one your friend makes
 
if i’m not wrong, there’s some whale that donates about $500 dollars everytime 2H4S start the stream.
Yeah Insane Howl Cowl gives 50 memberships before the stream even starts and gives multiple superchats per stream. Somewhere in this thread you’ll see what he gifted on one particular stream.
 
Kiwi reads this thread confirmed?
In his quest to respond to a strawman Brendan made up on his head he tacitly admits that he only cares about the "millions" of people who watch his videos and the thousands his livestreams. Glad you finally admitted that your years long moral fagging about Nova, Bowser etc doing bad things is fake and gay and you only care about using them as content for your "millions" of droolians to see. Imagine self owning this hard. :story:
 
In his quest to respond to a strawman Brendan made up on his head he tacitly admits that he only cares about the "millions" of people who watch his videos and the thousands his livestreams. Glad you finally admitted that your years long moral fagging about X cow doing bad thing is fake and gay and you only care about using them as content for your "millions" of droolians to see. Imagine self owning this hard. :story:
kiwifarms wins again lol

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