🌟 Internet Famous KiwiTubers / Lolcow YouTubers / A-Log Channels / Kiwi Slop - When you allow a bunch of morally righteous faggots in Discord servers dictate the ethics of being a fat retard on the Internet

[Osama Bin Laden]

They want to have their lolcow content without the edge and crudeness that would normally come with it.

If you need to watch a pedophile to remind yourself you're better than them, you need to do some serious soul-searching.

Its also funny that they never address any of the points brought up by critics like Muck Hole. They just write off all that criticism as pedophile apologetics and their audiences lap it up.

It's the KiwiTuber equivalent of "dey jus raycist"

Oh? You're calling out a guy calling out a pedophile? You must love pedophiles then, pedo lover. What's this about the kiwituber being a disingenuous pseudo-a-log? You must just be trying to defend that pedophile he keeps talking about.

This defense has been a thing since a-logging Daniel Larson, and Nova has been a thing. I remember people asking Discord a-logs "what's the point of reporting his social media if he's just going to make another account," and they would just be called a pedo defender. If you ask them why they haven't been reported to the police, they blame the police for not doing anything. It's weird how ACAB but they expect the police to drop everything they are doing and go arrest some pedophile they don't like.

 

[Artaius]

the kiwituber said they are a pedo, so it must be true.

Imagine being so cucked of individuality and free will that someone has to put all of their trust into unemployed, drug addict NEETs.

The world is too scary and I can't take a few days to learn how to cross reference information online! Just tell what I need to think, E-daddy!

 

[Theongogablogian]

Not sure if anyone’s brought this up already, either here or on the White Bowser thread, but I think I found something interesting.

This is from Vlad’s White Bowser video. For those who don’t know, Vlad is basically an AI slop Kiwituber who seems to pull information from other videos and Kiwi Farms posts.

This small section about Kiwi and Smokey around the 35:30 mark surprised me. Has this been brought up before?

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Not sure if anyone’s brought this up already, either here or on the White Bowser thread, but I think I found something interesting.
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This clip is from Vlad’s White Bowser video.
For those who don’t know, Vlad is basically an AI slop Kiwituber who seems to pull information from other videos and Kiwi Farms posts.

This small section about Kiwi and Smokey surprised me. Has this been brought up before?

The attachment seems to be broken. You should be able to cross-quote posts from different threads.

 

[Theongogablogian]

The attachment seems to be broken. You should be able to cross-quote posts from different threads.

Sorry about that. I screen-recorded the clip on my phone during my break since I’m currently at work. I’m going to remove the attachment and just link the video with the proper timestamp instead.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Sorry about that. I screen-recorded the clip on my phone during my break since I’m currently at work. I’m going to remove the attachment and just link the video with the proper timestamp instead.

I misread your post and thought you were trying to quote something from the Bowser thread. It doesn't matter, your attachment works now.

Here's a local archive of the clip and the full video;

4:40

Spoiler: Full video

40:18

I'm sure Brendan and El Smokio will start tomorrow's show acknowledging this mistake and publicly apologizing for falsely accusing Earl of groping a minor. Yes, Earl groped someone, but claiming that it was a minor makes the claim exponentially worse.

Even so, I have to agree with the comments on the original video; this mistake, whether intentional or not, changes little and won't magically make Earl's fondness for "anime of questionable nature" and his predatory behavior online be suddenly forgotten. Earl fucked up on his own, and he'll have to live with that.

I think the important question in all of this is: do you think Brendan and Smokey really wanted to take Bowser off the internet or was he just a cash cow from the start?

 

[mister davenport]

They wanted to milk him for all he was worth for. Plain and simple.

When it comes to kiwitubers, money first, morals, if ever, later.

 

[ASeabear8952]

This small section about Kiwi and Smokey around the 35:30 mark surprised me. Has this been brought up before?

The post they showed was from @Tyler Kolbe. Dude was obsessed with trying to disprove them for awhile and generally take everything he says with a grain of salt.

 

[Theongogablogian]

The post they showed was from @Tyler Kolbe. Dude was obsessed with trying to disprove them for awhile and generally take everything he says with a grain of salt.

Pretty sure that guy has his own thread and got caught pretending to be Null, if I’m remembering right.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Pretty sure that guy has his own thread and got caught pretending to be Null, if I’m remembering right.

He pretends to be a lot of people, but Null is a new one. Are you thinking of Sean Walker?

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Pretty sure that guy has his own thread and got caught pretending to be Null, if I’m remembering right.

Yeah, this one.
Rest in peace to our KiwiTuber thread nigga Londo who did a great job with this OP; he dindu nuffin n wuz jus angry at dear feeder n shiet!

💪 Tough Guys Tema 'Tyler Kolbe / AlexJacobii / Joshua Roberts / JoshuaRoberts / Weg / whancechilkins / TheKowgaGwopa / InternalPoop / AMVW & So many more'

13 de Ago, 2023

Spoiler: disclaimer

This is a draft summary of Joshua Roberts - an overall menace and weirdo. Please note that as with most things relating to him, this thread is likely going to be subject to gayops and he's probably going to try to dox people in it (shiver me fucking timbers m8 ur hard).

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Name: Tyler Kolbe (CONFIRMED)
Address: TBC
Born 1992

Alter Egos: Alex Jacob, Joshua Roberts
Aliases: AlexJacobii, tokiwartoothmermaider, Lokitor, fashyscumlord, tkolbe3
Emails: living_4_god4eva@hotmail.com, tkolbe5@excite.com, tkolbe3@gmail.com...

• Londo

Reacciones: x 19 x 7 x 9 x 3 x 1 x 1

 

[Rand al'Thor]

Yeah, this one.
Rest in peace to our KiwiTuber thread nigga Londo who did a great job with this OP; he dindu nuffin n wuz jus angry at dear feeder n shiet!

💪 Tough Guys Tema 'Tyler Kolbe / AlexJacobii / Joshua Roberts / JoshuaRoberts / Weg / whancechilkins / TheKowgaGwopa / InternalPoop / AMVW & So many more'

13 de Ago, 2023

Spoiler: disclaimer

This is a draft summary of Joshua Roberts - an overall menace and weirdo. Please note that as with most things relating to him, this thread is likely going to be subject to gayops and he's probably going to try to dox people in it (shiver me fucking timbers m8 ur hard).

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Name: Tyler Kolbe (CONFIRMED)
Address: TBC
Born 1992

Alter Egos: Alex Jacob, Joshua Roberts
Aliases: AlexJacobii, tokiwartoothmermaider, Lokitor, fashyscumlord, tkolbe3
Emails: living_4_god4eva@hotmail.com, tkolbe5@excite.com, tkolbe3@gmail.com...

• Londo

Reacciones: x 19 x 7 x 9 x 3 x 1 x 1

People who listen to KMFDM are either really awesome and chill, or the biggest loser spuds with the personality of a wet sock. Tyler Kolbe is the wet sock.

 

[ChiliChumper]

Kiwi reads this thread confirmed?

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"Jealousy."

The only thing I'm "jealous" of is that these fat faggots get donations for sitting on their ass and making shit up about lolcows while smoking weed. Congrats on your grift, I guess?

I also love the cope "They said it would happen with Bowser. They said it would happen with Jupiter."

It literally did you stupid cuck. Bowser and Jupe were your fattest golden geese because they were fucking hilarious and Kiwi and Smokey have been trying to replicate it ever since.

What is left if Nova disappeared tomorrow?

Tophia? Boring and annoying.
Bowser? Gone.
Jupiter? Gone.
Larson? Prison.
Raxx? You got ran out by his community and are too chickenshit to do anything about it.
DSP? Has an entire community that does it way better than you.

There's some other small cows like OnlyUseMeBlade but again, they're not really funny. Its just sad. What, you're gonna make weekly upload videos about Blade drinking?

I always remind people; Kiwi and Smokey interviewed a girl that knew Nova when they were in FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL and tried to use her "testimony" against Gabe. Good job for trying to vilify the cringey actions of a literal child instead of pressing Gabe over the shit he's provably done as an adult. Not even CWC trolls stopped that low.

Kiwi and Smokey are too afraid to mention KiwiFarms above a whisper in their videos, and they're going to call others "jealous."

Lick our collective nuts.

 

[Theongogablogian]

The only thing I'm "jealous" of is that these fat faggots get donations for sitting on their ass and making shit up about lolcows while smoking weed. Congrats on your grift, I guess?

Honestly, even that isn’t worth being jealous of. All that money comes from people who can’t think for themselves, and many of them would probably end up getting milked by the same KiwiTubers they support if they were more public with their lives. Maybe it’s just me, but if that were my audience, I’d be ashamed to take a dime from them.

 

[Racist Parrot]

Honestly, even that isn’t worth being jealous of. All that money comes from people who can’t think for themselves, and many of them would probably end up getting milked by the same KiwiTubers they support if they were more public with their lives. Maybe it’s just me, but if that were my audience, I’d be ashamed to take a dime from them.

And plus that's not a skill. They literally have zero life skills to market. Like can you fags even cook? I know they cant do any real work.

 

[Theongogablogian]

And plus that's not a skill. They literally have zero life skills to market. Like can you fags even cook? I know they cant do any real work.

Their content hasn’t improved in quality or presentation in all the years they’ve been on the platform. Their streams are basically the same as they were when they started. Even the mic quality hasn’t gotten any better. Aside from Smokey occasionally landing a decent joke, there’s nothing remotely entertaining about them. Compare that to creators like NegaBunjee or Muck Hole, where you can actually see their content improve over time.

That’s what happens when people actually care about what they’re making instead of treating it like a slop farm.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

There's some other small cows like OnlyUseMeBlade but again, they're not really funny. Its just sad. What, you're gonna make weekly upload videos about Blade drinking?

They've been covering him quite frequently lately in 2H4S.



And they'll cover him again tonight. And just look at that! If it isn't their favorite Chomo front and center...



I honestly don't see the entertainment on Blade. Sometimes The Casino mentions him on their WhoBuddies section, and it's always fucking disgusting. I tend to skip anything related to him.

 

[Theongogablogian]

I honestly don't see the entertainment on Blade. Sometimes The Casino mentions him on their WhoBuddies section, and it's always fucking disgusting. I tend to skip anything related to him

He can be entertaining, but it’s like Cobra during the dry years. There’s so much dead air and nothing happening that you need channels like Bitsize Cobra Vids or Boglim Chronicles to find the highlights.

 

[deadson]

He can be entertaining, but it’s like Cobra during the dry years. There’s so much dead air and nothing happening that you need channels like Bitsize Cobra Vids or Boglim Chronicles to find the highlights.

I don't really pay attention to blade other than the odd pop-up video that will occasionally catch my attention (and usually only cause of sloptubers covering him). But whenever I watch it's very reminiscent to Cobe's last year of life. It's depressing as hell and I know (as well as all of us on the farms) that as soon as he dies the sloptubers will converge.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

And they'll cover him again tonight. And just look at that! If it isn't their favorite Chomo front and center...

On just the 2high4stupid channel, they have made 100 videos on Nova. Somehow, we are all jealous of this.