Kiwis kissed by Corona - Official coofer thread

[Fliddaroonie]

You fucking retard.

It was a suggestion from MY immunologist, it was her reply when I asked her about having the vaccine, due to the severe allergies I have, and the spate of allergy reactions that people are having to the vaccine.

Want a link arsehole, here you go! https://www.worldallergyorganizatio...1939-4551(21)00011-9/fulltext#secsectitle0010

I'm sure in your special little mind, you can find all sorts of things to argue and protest about.

FUCK YOU!

Wow, mommy didnt let you suck her titles today did she?

You know, not getting the vaccine is all the sweeter knowing it makes people like you so angry you might just kill yourself. Its wonderful.

Edit. I genuinely thought I was conversing with a spastic newfag. This is hilarious.

Seethe harder, faggot. Maybe go hit your little sister to feel better or something? But I'm not taking that vaccine and I hope I pass coof onto someone with as massive a shit tier intellect as you. That would be the best.

 

[Dude Snakes]

My God this thread is almost one year old, this madness will never end.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Got my vaccine the other day. It was easy. Side effects were minimal, just a bit sore where I got injected. Otherwise, didn't feel different at all. Still skipped the gym as a precaution the day of but I felt 100%. Went today and set a PR, so if the side effects are lifting more weight than usual, I can live with that.

Don't be a whiny bitch and get the vaccine if you can. Don't be a beta pussy, be a man

 

[Reporterward]

What? You want a gold star or something?

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Don't be a beta pussy, be a man

Spoiler: I thought that was Macho Man's line...

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Wish me luck Kiwis, I'm headed out to get tested in about an hour. I've been sick since Thursday night and it's not getting any better. I doubt it's covid though, no fever (only chills).

 

[Sprocket]

I think it finally happened. I dont recall ever feeling this sick before. Getting tested in the morrow. If you dont hear from me again, eat a ham sandwich in my memory.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I've been coughing on door handles and handrails for over a year, I never wash my hands and touch every surface wherever I go. Sorry slaves but this is just what Free Men do, if you don't like it try not having the immune system of an aids-infested faggot

 

[LaxerBRO]

I've been coughing on door handles and handrails for over a year, I never wash my hands and touch every surface wherever I go. Sorry slaves but this is just what Free Men do, if you don't like it try not having the immune system of an aids-infested faggot

You gotta lick the door handles, bro.

 

[AnOminous]

Got my vaccine the other day. It was easy. Side effects were minimal, just a bit sore where I got injected. Otherwise, didn't feel different at all. Still skipped the gym as a precaution the day of but I felt 100%. Went today and set a PR, so if the side effects are lifting more weight than usual, I can live with that.

Don't be a whiny bitch and get the vaccine if you can. Don't be a beta pussy, be a man

Just the first or did you get the J&J one-shot one? Because it's supposedly the second shot that's the real bitch.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Just the first or did you get the J&J one-shot one? Because it's supposedly the second shot that's the real bitch.

I got the JJ one. I would've taken any offered but that was the one they offered me

 

[JamusActimus]

Both parents got vaccinated last with the moderna vaccine.

The second dose was really hash both were really weakend by it.

They should never have been vaccinated so early in the first place but a informatic bug happened and a bunch of random people got the vaccine early (before the +65 demographic)

 

[Plunkie]

I think I had it last year. Mentioned that already here, but aren't antibodies supposed to only last 3 months?

I've been DEFINITELY exposed to people with it at least in the double digits since then. I should have caught it again by now, by most metrics.

 

[Mrs. Addams]

Friend got the

I think I had it last year. Mentioned that already here, but aren't antibodies supposed to only last 3 months?

I've been DEFINITELY exposed to people with it at least in the double digits since then. I should have caught it again by now, by most metrics.

They say that... They say a lot of things.
I think I had it last January too, but the antibody test I took in March came back negative. But at the time I was told antibody tests were fairly unreliable.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

The "three months" thing was a complete misrepresentation of CDC guidelines and studies showing that antibodies can last up to three months (when the virus was only like 3 months old so, yeah obviously) that the MSM and doomers ran with. Unsurprisingly, when studies came out a few months ago that showed antibodies can last 8 months, it was pretty much universally ignored.

 

[AnOminous]

The "three months" thing was a complete misrepresentation of CDC guidelines and studies showing that antibodies can last up to three months (when the virus was only like 3 months old so, yeah obviously) that the MSM and doomers ran with. Unsurprisingly, when studies came out a few months ago that showed antibodies can last 8 months, it was pretty much universally ignored.

The immune system is fucking retarded. When it encounters some shit that could kill you, it should keep those damn antibodies around forever.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

The immune system is fucking retarded. When it encounters some shit that could kill you, it should keep those damn antibodies around forever.

The human body is pretty stupid in it's entirety. Cancer, prions, aneurysms, and all the other shit it just decides to do to itself. And cytokine storms are the immune system going "UHHH JUST ATTACK EVERYTHING QUICK".

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The immune system is fucking retarded. When it encounters some shit that could kill you, it should keep those damn antibodies around forever.

The important factor is T-cell & B-cell memory; so that when the "remembered" pathogen infects the body again the T-cells start deleting infected cells while the B-cells pump out more antibodies.

 

[Sprocket]

I think it finally happened. I dont recall ever feeling this sick before. Getting tested in the morrow. If you dont hear from me again, eat a ham sandwich in my memory.

Forgot to update. Tested negative. Just the regular boring seasonal flu.

 

[Sweetpeaa]

This virus attacked my joints. My shoulders, low back and neck felt absolutely hammered by Covid. I am ''recovered'' but still have lingering pain and sudden creaky joints. I have Asthma so I was expecting trouble breathing but that symptom simply never occurred. I feel like I suddenly have Arthritis actually, it's just bizarre.